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3 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

I agree that they don't indicate % or outstanding votes to be counted, but that website shows all 64 counties are still in "Post-election reporting in Progress" rather than "Post-election reporting Complete" so that sucks (updated 15 min ago). That said, I still like the SOS...Jena is my favorite Griswold, second to Ellen.

 

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Yeah, Jena is rude to quite rude.

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1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

My google widget is showing 95% in and 2200 lead. 151600 to 149400. 
 

gonna be a photo finish and she’s got that nose…

 

would be really fun if she pulled ahead by a couple hundred and then drops behind again. 

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1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

My google widget is showing 95% in and 2200 lead. 151600 to 149400. 

Google Colorado District 3 results and you get websites showing different numbers. I have no idea which is more updated than others. CNN seems to be ok. As of right now on CNN.

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2 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Google Colorado District 3 results and you get websites showing different numbers. I have no idea which is more updated than others. CNN seems to be ok. As of right now on CNN.

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Ron's post showing AP numbers and the CNN post show the same number of votes for both but have different estimated vote in numbers -- 95% on AP, 92% on CNN.

I'm going to be very upset if she pulls this out at the end but, then again, her family is good at pulling things out. Or so I'm told.

2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Ron's post showing AP numbers and the CNN post show the same number of votes for both but have different estimated vote in numbers -- 95% on AP, 92% on CNN.

I'm going to be very upset if she pulls this out at the end but, then again, her family is good at pulling things out. Or so I'm told.

Don't know about the rest of the family, but her father certainly isn't

CO now reporting 2,200 difference.

Given the direction of this race, there is probably a decent chance there will be some type of recount.

1 hour ago, G650 said:

NSIAP

 

 

 

 

Not the true definition of a slump-buster, but I'll allow it for these two psychos.

Don't get it twisted. She'd be the one in a slump, and that ugly sonofabitch definitely qualifies.

Dykstra got out of prison? Huh. Well good for him.

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Is this parody or is Dykstra really offering her the D?

He was on Mark Maron a few years ago, claiming to be clean and sober but audibly high as fuck on pills. Maron even said so at one point. 
 

Oh and Dykstra said he was servicing rich old women for cash. And they probably have the best prescriptions too. I mean, it was almost implied he was trolling hospices for dates. 

Does dykatra know just cash app her some money, and that maga poon is all his for an hour ?

 

 

 

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Dykstra got out of prison? Huh. Well good for him.


bro, everyone in prison has cellphones 

Edited by tx 3 putt

SOS just updated the count here.  Added ~3k votes, Frisch still holding with a +2205 advantage.

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Denver Post says that they can still count out-of-state military votes through 11/16.  /sad nana

Just now, Beau Vine said:

Denver Post says that they can still count out-of-state military votes through 11/16.  /sad nana

how many realistically would be trickling in this late in the game?

How quickly is this wretched bitch hired on full-time at Fox News? Already a conditional offer of employment?

2 minutes ago, Constant said:

How quickly is this wretched bitch hired on full-time at Fox News? Already a conditional offer of employment?

Have you heard her speak?  Even Fox has standards.  

3 minutes ago, Constant said:

How quickly is this wretched bitch hired on full-time at Fox News? Already a conditional offer of employment?

Will she be their policy wonk?

2 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Will she be their policy wank?

FIFY

This bitch may squeeze one last nut out

 

not sure how credible he is…

 

 

2 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

This bitch may squeeze one last nut out

 

not sure how credible he is…

 

 

He's the most credible guy you can listen to. They still favor Fritsch fwiw

5 minutes ago, G650 said:

He's the most credible guy you can listen to. They still favor Fritsch fwiw

This is App State vs. Aggy. Wasn't supposed to even be close.

Always better to be ahead but there is probably a decent chance she wins given her district. She declare her 50 vote win as a mandate.

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so now a republican wants to wait for all the mail votes to get in ?

Dykstra was never known for his power, but sometimes you gotta chase a screwball and swing for the fences.
Well played

But too soon, that series broke my heart as a kid.
Have you heard her speak?  Even Fox has standards.  
She's also not blond.

 

1 minute ago, G650 said:

 

I needed to hear that

Just did a dump (hopefully it was the Mesa votes @G650 mentioned above) and Tits McGhee is now within 100.  If that was the Mesa dump and we're still waiting for Pueblo, that is probably good for Frisch.

Fuck she is getting close 

1 minute ago, Gengs1 said:

Fuck she is getting close 

Phrasing 

6 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

I needed to hear that

Still knife edge

 

5 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

Fuck she is getting close 

That’s what she said.

Regarding Dykstra, he’s now a semi-regular on the Stern Show, and is practically a wackpacker. He is missing many teeth, and he claims he uses their absence to give great oral pleasure to his female victims I mean partners. He’s a complete washout, hard to believe he once had a very lucrative financial scheme going. 

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

That’s what she said.

Regarding Dykstra, he’s now a semi-regular on the Stern Show, and is practically a wackpacker. He is missing many teeth, and he claims he uses their absence to give great oral pleasure to his female victims I mean partners. He’s a complete washout, hard to believe he once had a very lucrative financial scheme going. 

“How’s the slot?”

 

That’s what she said.
Regarding Dykstra, he’s now a semi-regular on the Stern Show, and is practically a wackpacker. He is missing many teeth, and he claims he uses their absence to give great oral pleasure to his female victims I mean partners. He’s a complete washout, hard to believe he once had a very lucrative financial scheme going. 

Lucrative? Wasn’t it all basically a scam?
44 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

That’s what she said.

Regarding Dykstra, he’s now a semi-regular on the Stern Show, and is practically a wackpacker. He is missing many teeth, and he claims he uses their absence to give great oral pleasure to his female victims I mean partners. He’s a complete washout, hard to believe he once had a very lucrative financial scheme going. 

He's the cousin of a close friend of mine.  He's mentally broken.  Funny, but severely disconnected from the real world.

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Lucrative? Wasn’t it all basically a scam?

Yes, but he had an estimated $58,000,000 net worth at one point, and it’s hard to believe the complete moron who exists today was clever enough to pull off such a scam. He’s incredibly out of it these days, a toothless dolt who wouldn’t be able to pull the wool over anyone’s eyes.

Yes, but he had an estimated $58,000,000 net worth at one point, and it’s hard to believe the complete moron who exists today was clever enough to pull off such a scam. He’s incredibly out of it these days, a toothless dolt who wouldn’t be able to pull the wool over anyone’s eyes.

How much of that was baseball money, though? I think his business “empire” was mostly fictional.

Did this cunt lose yet????

Colorado done counting for the night per Thorongil.  Looking gloomy based on those found ballots.  

6 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Colorado done counting for the night per Thorongil.  Looking gloomy based on those found ballots.  

Gloomy for who?  Is Tits McGee in or out?

Too close to say definitely. The Pueblo County ballot counters decided to call it a day and went to Golden Corral. We will know tomorrow…unless other mysterious bins turn up. 

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Gloomy for who?  Is Tits McGee in or out?

she's down but in the red zone

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