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3 minutes ago, yoladu said:

wouldn't an election that is decided by a mere 550 votes (where 327,000 people voted) trigger a recount?

I am not saying one should be a dick about it. If you lose, you lose. But curious.

My understanding from a friend that lives in CO is that any race that has less than a 0.5% margin triggers an automatic recount.

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49 minutes ago, royiv said:

My understanding from a friend that lives in CO is that any race that has less than a 0.5% margin triggers an automatic recount.

Does the second count take as long as the first?

16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Does the second count take as long as the first?

Seriously.

3 hours ago, yoladu said:

wouldn't an election that is decided by a mere 550 votes (where 327,000 people voted) trigger a recount?

I am not saying one should be a dick about it. If you lose, you lose. But curious.

It does.  There will be one, but he conceded to ensure his supporters stopped sending money.  

13 hours ago, Bullneck said:

It does.  There will be one, but he conceded to ensure his supporters stopped sending money.  

Because he isn't about the grift.  Amazing how that works.

One of the experts testifying to the Jan 6 Committee said that counts seldom varied more than 50 or so votes.

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not sure "inward" provides a better view.

24 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

not sure "inward" provides a better view.

Yeah....nobody wants to see where Ted Cruz's dick has been.

You know, calling her a trogolodyte is kind of an insult to those folks.

5 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Cross posted from mass shootings.  She helped cause this.

 

every single person who votes for any Republicans helped cause it.  

11 hours ago, Macanudo said:

You know, calling her a trogolodyte is kind of an insult to those folks.

Not to mention she's going to have to Google troglodyte to find out.

3 hours ago, RPM said:

Not to mention she's going to have to Google troglodyte to find out.

like she can read...

Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

like she can read...

Alexa...

3 hours ago, RPM said:

Not to mention she's going to have to Google troglodyte to find out.

She probably thinks it’s what you cook wontons in.

 

 

15 minutes ago, RPM said:

Alexa...

The noun, troglodyte, can have a few meanings...

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1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

The noun, troglodyte, can have a few meanings...

I'm sure she's offended being called a hermit. Have you seen her speaking fees?

1 minute ago, RPM said:

I'm sure she's offended being called a hermit. Have you seen her speaking fees?

They’re higher than her old explore talent appearance fees

16 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

lauren boebert family with guns christmas photo

Thug pieces of shit.  Is bastard boy in gray sporting a Raiders sweatshirt?  Why does the Boobert klan hate the Broncos so much?

19 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Thug pieces of shit.  Is bastard boy in gray sporting a Raiders sweatshirt?  Why does the Boobert klan hate the Broncos so much?

 

New Buck Teeth Meme Memes | Little Girl Memes, Blonde Memes, Quickmeme Memesboobert in this pic

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3 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

She probably thinks it’s what you cook wontons in.

 

 

I’m pretty sure you mean “freedom dumplings”.

On 11/21/2022 at 2:17 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Thug pieces of shit.  Is bastard boy in gray sporting a Raiders sweatshirt?  Why does the Boobert klan hate the Broncos so much?

For real. She’s bad at politician-ing. Ted would have had those kids in Texans, Cowboys, Oilers sweatshirts and Longhorn, aggy and Tech beanies. Pander pander pander! 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

For real. She’s bad at politician-ing. Ted would have had those kids in Texans, Cowboys, Oilers sweatshirts and Longhorn, aggy and Tech beanies. Pander pander pander! 

To be fair, every indication is that she’s bad at everything. A series of awful decisions and aimless failure to launch endeavors, she was not helped by her seemingly dysfunctional family. 
 

So of course she’s found a home in the GOP, as their new tactic is to weaponize the flotsam and jetsam of 21st century America rather than present solutions. 

10 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

To be fair, every indication is that she’s bad at everything. A series of awful decisions and aimless failure to launch endeavors, she was not helped by her seemingly dysfunctional family. 
 

So of course she’s found a home in the GOP, as their new tactic is to weaponize the flotsam and jetsam of 21st century America rather than present solutions. 

Her net worth since entering office, just over two years, has ballooned to 42 million dollars. As infuriating as that is, and as much of an indicator of how broken our system is (thanks, Citizens United), I'd saw she's clearly not bad at EVERYTHING. She can hook and grift. 

https://www.edudwar.com/lauren-boebert-net-worth/
 

17 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Her net worth since entering office, just over two years, has ballooned to 42 million dollars. As infuriating as that is, and as much of an indicator of how broken our system is (thanks, Citizens United), I'd saw she's clearly not bad at EVERYTHING. She can hook and grift. 

https://www.edudwar.com/lauren-boebert-net-worth/
 

BUT BUT BUT Nancy Pelosi!

47 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

BUT BUT BUT Nancy Pelosi!

And Hunter Biden!

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Her net worth since entering office, just over two years, has ballooned to 42 million dollars. As infuriating as that is, and as much of an indicator of how broken our system is (thanks, Citizens United), I'd saw she's clearly not bad at EVERYTHING. She can hook and grift. 

https://www.edudwar.com/lauren-boebert-net-worth/
 

At 300 a pop that's 140k tricks

39 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

At 300 a pop that's 140k tricks

Come on, man - no way that's feasible.  I mean, $50 per at most ...

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Her net worth since entering office, just over two years, has ballooned to 42 million dollars. As infuriating as that is, and as much of an indicator of how broken our system is (thanks, Citizens United), I'd saw she's clearly not bad at EVERYTHING. She can hook and grift. 

https://www.edudwar.com/lauren-boebert-net-worth/
 

Anytime I see something like

 

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in a link I quit reading. Any link to a breakdown of this 42M? I’m assuming she has disclosures that are required. Is it “book sales?”  They did bump mileage up to .625 per mile so maybe that’s it?

9 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Her net worth since entering office, just over two years, has ballooned to 42 million dollars. As infuriating as that is, and as much of an indicator of how broken our system is (thanks, Citizens United), I'd saw she's clearly not bad at EVERYTHING. She can hook and grift. 

https://www.edudwar.com/lauren-boebert-net-worth/
 

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Anytime I see something like
 
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in a link I quit reading. Any link to a breakdown of this 42M? I’m assuming she has disclosures that are required. Is it “book sales?”  They did bump mileage up to .625 per mile so maybe that’s it?

All of this.

Yeah, I'm seeing more realistic evaluations of her net worth at $2M.  Still, that whole half million a year for a Colorado roughneck stinks to high heaven.

12 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Anytime I see something like

 

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Needs more tit.

28 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Glass houses, or something . . .

The ol' "tattoo on my dick" approach ...

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1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

Glass houses, or something . . .

 

According to this statement, he didn’t get it all out there since she only saw the shaft. 

We need to revisit this in 2024 to see what, if any, of these they actually accomplished.

19 minutes ago, Queen Bitch said:

We need to revisit this in 2024 to see what, if any, of these they actually accomplished.

I'll spoiler it for those who don't know:

Spoiler

They'll accomplish none of it.

 

good lord she's a stupid petty cunt 🙄

3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

She won by only 500 votes and didn’t learn that over 175000 people in her district don’t want her and think she has no clue what she’s doing. 

44 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

She won by only 500 votes and didn’t learn that over 175000 people in her district don’t want her and think she has no clue what she’s doing. 

Not learning is what she's good at.

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