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2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I guess it's only tyranny when the TV cameras are on.

 

 

I am stunned that wasn’t followed by a Karen rant given the look she’s shooting across the aisle.  

Some comments seem to indicate that this was an older photo from when masking was required on flights. 

44 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I am stunned that wasn’t followed by a Karen rant given the look she’s shooting across the aisle.  

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Is that mask made out of leather?  Because that would be really on point for her.

12 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Is that mask made out of leather?  Because that would be really on point for her.

Covers a ball gag pretty well either way 

Stop posting parody tweets in the serious threads. 

6 hours ago, Queen Bitch said:

No way that's recent

 

14 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Stop posting parody tweets in the serious threads. 

This

14 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Stop posting parody tweets in the serious threads. 

Posted by "Backrub."  That's literally the only way I would suspect it was parody.  Otherwise it's 100% believable. 

 

Oh, this is a serious thread. I should have realized because of all the serious discussion going on here. My mistake.

 

 

21 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Oh, this is a serious thread. I should have realized because of all the serious discussion going on here. My mistake.

 

 

Thread title didn't tit you off?

On 2/6/2023 at 8:34 PM, Bullneck said:

Posted by "Backrub."  That's literally the only way I would suspect it was parody.  Otherwise it's 100% believable. 

I thought the fact it says “parody” twice was a bit of a tell too.

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1 minute ago, formermav43 said:

I thought the fact it says “parody” twice was a bit of a tell too.

He likes parody?

Yikes.  It's always a sign of high intellect when a person fails to do the most rudimentary fact-checking prior to making a statement that will be seen by a decent fraction of the public.

When you have time

 

 

Are they going to hold gripe sessions like this for the next two years?

7 hours ago, The Dog said:

chaser from some fool:

I see that he has never crossed paths with a youth football coaching legend.

 

i mean it's more than a little funny they are having these temper tantrum hearings about Twitter while it is actively being destroyed from the inside out by their 'savior' of free speech 😄

24 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Are they going to hold gripe sessions like this for the next two years?

 

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10 hours ago, Satchel said:

Are they going to hold gripe sessions like this for the next two years?

Yes, this is infinitely more important than doing other things such as governing.

10 hours ago, Satchel said:

Are they going to hold gripe sessions like this for the next two years?

 

The party of grievances will air their grievances, by god. Its what they were elected to do.

 

 

The only problem w/ Three Year Letterman's schtick/satire, is that it sounds exactly like what real magas would post.  You can't even satire those fuckers, b/c they're ridiculously stupid. 

The Republicans will be celebrating Festivus until after the next election.

12 hours ago, Satchel said:

Are they going to hold gripe sessions like this for the next two years?

I mean, did you expect them to actually govern?

12 hours ago, CTC2 said:

When you have time

 

 

So much stupid packed into 5 minutes

Fact check: False claim Rep. Lauren Boebert said Chinese balloon's altitude of 60,000 feet was a mile

Story by BrieAnna J. Frank, USA TODAY
On 2/9/2023 at 12:07 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

Wondering why she didn't invite Kyle Rittenhouse as her guest.

20 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Fact check: False claim Rep. Lauren Boebert said Chinese balloon's altitude of 60,000 feet was a mile

Story by BrieAnna J. Frank, USA TODAY

Isn't she from the Mile High?  Growing up with the oxygen supply of a 60,000 foot surface would certainly explain the lack of development in her cerebral cortex. 

On 2/9/2023 at 8:33 AM, tx ind said:

Yes, this is infinitely more important than doing other things such as governing.

On 2/9/2023 at 9:31 AM, High Plains Drifter said:

The party of grievances will air their grievances, by god. Its what they were elected to do.

On 2/9/2023 at 9:33 AM, Red Five said:

I anxiously await the Mr. Potato Head and M&Ms hearings. 

If this is what the GOP House looks like, that's good for the Dems next year.  GOP ain't going to get shit done, because Hunter's laptop and purple M&Ms.

On 2/9/2023 at 9:35 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

The only problem w/ Three Year Letterman's schtick/satire, is that it sounds exactly like what real magas would post.  You can't even satire those fuckers, b/c they're ridiculously stupid. 

He's an attorney, so he'd fit right in with Surly.

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11 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

She’s on my flight from D/FW to Grand Junction.

Tiny little spinner. I might hit on her if she’s in first.

If you don't call her a stupid cunt, don't come back here. 

"Ms. Boobert, we have to get you out of here immediately. He's from that place we told you about." 

3 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Cancelled while boarding. 😢

She is TINY.

How are you able to fly SWA out of DFW?

44 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Cancelled while boarding. 😢

She is TINY.

Google tells me 5'4", 132 lbs. I'm guessing that's not accurate. 

that's probably right.  She does seem pretty muscular, but I'd bet she's a hint smaller as you say.  5'2", 125# or so.  

I know muscle weighs more than fat. 

But I also think Cunt weights more than Muscle.  

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2 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

She’s on my flight from D/FW to Grand Junction.

Tiny little spinner. I might hit on her if she’s in first.

Pics are not showing.  Creeper skills: F-

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