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Hey Boobert,   GFY

On 3/1/2023 at 4:50 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

Brilliant ‘gotcha’ Lauren. You put them in their place. Now shut up and do something productive that will actually help people. 

1 hour ago, Brandywine said:

Now shut up and do something productive that will actually help people. 

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21 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

How much you want to bet that relationship is going to turn into a domestic violence situation, followed by 18 years of child support and custody litigation.

11 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

How much you want to bet that relationship is going to turn into a domestic violence situation, followed by 18 years of child support and custody litigation.

Didn’t this happen with palin too?

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Didn’t this happen with palin too?

Just looked.  Forgot she was that young.  But yeah paternity and support liitgation.  No DV as far as I can tell.

Also of note: she now meets all of the minimum qualifications to be potus. 

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I can only think of this in response that another Boobert is being spawned

 

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 


White trash is what white trash does.

I mean… the simulation could try a little harder than GED trashy fake tit bimbo’s teenage pregnancy spawn ALSO becomes a teenage parent.

It’s like if Gilmore girls was rebooted and combined with MTV’s Buckwild.
 

Lauren, in light of your family situation, I'm not sure your statement is as much of a slur on the Department of Education and sex ed instruction as it is a self-own on how little time and attention and importance you place on education and information in general.

 

Dollars to donuts her hubby knocked up the GF. 

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Boebert: “They have comprehensive sex ed. They’re teaching how to have and enjoy sex and even same-sex sex.”

Damn, girl.  That's a lot of words to say "stay in your lane."

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So her mom is a 53 yr old great-grandmother?  Fuck, are they trying to outbreed feral hogs?

4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Boy, they need to break that cycle she started.


White trash is what white trash does.
I mean… the simulation could try a little harder than GED trashy fake tit bimbo’s teenage pregnancy spawn ALSO becomes a teenage parent.
It’s like if Gilmore girls was rebooted and combined with MTV’s Buckwild.
 
Raises hand. I'm from the least white trash wing of my extended family. I have one kid, my brother has zero. One kid. My cousin, 4 years my senior, had a shot gun wedding at 16. He's been a grandfather for years and my aunt has something like 17 grand and great grand kids. One went to Tech and does alright but even he is on kid 4 in 6 years and had to do medical expenses for number two via go fund me.
Idiocracy

Still LMAO that Boobert used the phrase "giving life" to describe irresponsible sexual activity leading to teenagers without HS diplomas having a baby. "It runs in the family!" Teen pregnancy? Getting a GED in your mid-30s? What else does the GeeGee congresswoman from Colorado have to offer?

9 hours ago, Burt said:

So her mom is a 53 yr old great-grandmother?  Fuck, are they trying to outbreed feral hogs?

What’s the over/end of her future age to be a great-great grandmother? 72?

What’s the over/end of her future age to be a great-great grandmother? 72?

Would she be on term 5 or 6 as POTUS then?
31 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

What’s the over/end of her future age to be a great-great grandmother? 72?

69, bro!

Probably wouldn't be an issue if AOC's 17 year-old son knocked someone up and she became a grandmother at 37. 

Boobert and MTG would put up billboards and make tv ads.

19 hours ago, Dnaguy said:


White trash is what white trash does.

I mean… the simulation could try a little harder than GED trashy fake tit bimbo’s teenage pregnancy spawn ALSO becomes a teenage parent.

It’s like if Gilmore girls was rebooted and combined with MTV’s Buckwild. took place in a trailer park near the dump in Creedmore. The pilot episode centers around a white trash whore, her white trash whore daughter and an unemployed Uncle with boundary issues.
 

FIFY

5 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

FIFY

Not gonna lie, I'd watch that. 

11 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Still LMAO that Boobert used the phrase "giving life" to describe irresponsible sexual activity leading to teenagers without HS diplomas having a baby. "It runs in the family!" Teen pregnancy? Getting a GED in your mid-30s? What else does the GeeGee congresswoman from Colorado have to offer?

To ensure the teen screwing in her family enjoys the proper Christian imprimatur. Boebert should remind the heathens that Mary was 14 or 15 when she had Jesus, so there…

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

She's. so. fucking. stupid. 

Notorius GED. I've been seeing that on Twitter. Hilarious. 

On 3/9/2023 at 4:54 PM, Aqua Buddha said:

 

If you think about it, think of the people who voted for this heifer, convinced she’s gonna help them out.  Who is the dumbest?

On 3/9/2023 at 4:54 PM, Aqua Buddha said:

It does appear she seems to be promoting teen pregnancy just because her kid knocked up a 9th grader.

 

On 3/9/2023 at 1:57 AM, Dnaguy said:


White trash is what white trash does.

I mean… the simulation could try a little harder than GED trashy fake tit bimbo’s teenage pregnancy spawn ALSO becomes a teenage parent.

It’s like if Gilmore girls was rebooted and combined with MTV’s Buckwild.
 

To quote my dearly deceased grandmother, who left us a few months shy of 100… Lauren Boebert and her entire clan is “just common.” 

 
 

The irony of her entire clan being the poster children not just for allowable, but for MANDATORY, abortion.

She has to be in the running for youngest grandparent to ever be a member of Congress.  At least grandmother considering some of the mofos who have been in Congress.

On 3/9/2023 at 3:00 PM, Cousin Strawberry said:
On 3/9/2023 at 3:00 PM, Cousin Strawberry said:

It’s like if Gilmore girls was rebooted and combined with MTV’s Buckwild. took place in a trailer park near the dump in Creedmore. The pilot episode centers around a white trash whore, her white trash whore daughter and an unemployed Uncle with boundary issues.

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Well, obviously planning parenthood isn't her thing, so I'd say it's pretty on brand.
8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Interdasting.  Didn't know anything about the FEC and Steel Dossier, had to look it up.

Apparently, the issue was not anything about the rectitude of the Dossier, but rather how payments related to it were categorized.

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