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On 5/13/2023 at 7:52 AM, Bozo_Casanova said:

I don’t mean to take something she says seriously, but it she saying that employees, customers and the actual owners of the business shouldn’t be able to determine the way their company does business within the law? That’s literally an attack on capitalism. 

Not to mention that corporate law has always been a creature of state law.  And this would be big federal government overreach.

Bigtime, bro.

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4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is it considered drag if a male Disney employee dons the Minnie Mouse costume?

Only with the ass-less chaps, Right @Brisketexan?

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Only with the ass-less chaps, Right @Brisketexan?

What I do in private is MY business....as well as the business of all of my subscribers who pay $15 a month for my premium content.  So, back off!

See?  What this all suggests is that there's such a thing as assed-chaps.  Aren't chaps, by definition, sans ass?  Otherwise, we'd just call 'em pants...no?  

Or like Jayson Boebert pants.  Which have the male crotch area cut out, so as to more easily expose one's dick through one's pants at a kid's bowling alley.  

Guessing that O&G consultation contract might get terminated for jayce. 
 

score another one for team family values/marriage is a lifelong commitment to god. 

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say what you want about Lauren,  but being the youngest grandmother in Congress, who also has a sex offender husband, now going through a divorce after becoming a grandmother, and just moments after finally graduating high school and pending House federal campaign finance violations after bankrupting a business and illegally funneling election donations.  I mean, that's a lifetime of shit for most 72 year old career criminals and this shithead packed it all in over 36 years, most of it in the last 4.  You gotta wake up pretty early to fool and/or sodomize Lauren Boebert . 

17 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

I have heard several stories about what an asshole he is.  Too bad about that consulting gig.  Back to working on the oil rig, Jayson...

11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is it considered drag if a male Disney employee dons the Minnie Mouse costume?

I got my picture made with the MIckster at a character breakfast-they let me put my hand on his shoulder.  Bra Strap.

So I'm guessing she heard Rudy needs a new PR gal?

I bet Matt Gaetz has been tapping it. Now she’s filing for divorce. They always walk around on Capitol Hill together. Smells like a work affair.

Just now, Grade of D as in David said:

She is too old for Gaetz. 

And she's a grandma.  Eww.

@Steel Shank, time to lay some pipe. You know she wants it and needs it. 

17 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

I bet Matt Gaetz has been tapping it. Now she’s filing for divorce. They always walk around on Capitol Hill together. Smells like a work affair.

Nah, she's been fucking McCarthy.

I thought she was banging Cruz? 

7 minutes ago, tx ind said:

I thought she was banging Cruz? 

ted or heidi?  

Heidi’s cock is bigger…. Don’t ask me how I know, I just do.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Heidi’s cock is bigger…. Don’t ask me how I know, I just do.

Many people are saying that Ted Cruz has a micropenis, the smallest of the small.

If you DEW YOU'RE REASERCH, you'll find that Ted Cruz has never publicly denied having a micropenis.  Which is interesting.  

4 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

I have heard several stories about what an asshole he is.  Too bad about that consulting gig.  Back to working on the oil rig, Jayson...

Can you imagine all of the dirty little secrets he’s going to let fly about Granny?

9 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Can you imagine all of the dirty little secrets he’s going to let fly about Granny?

Yeah.  Letting the dogs loose on the process server is the chef's kiss.  Dude is fucking unhinged that she served him.

And he's got to really be pissed, because this means she used him as long as she needed to and then disposed of him in a hilarious way.

Can you imagine Granny outgrowing anybody? I really think she and Margorie are going to form the ‘ho caucus and go hoin’. That’s what I think.

12 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Can you imagine Granny outgrowing anybody? I really think she and Margorie are going to form the ‘ho caucus and go hoin’. That’s what I think.

team america vomit GIF

5 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

Yeah, it's the process server's fault, so attack them.

Crazy how bulletproof she thinks she is.  

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Many people are saying that Ted Cruz has a micropenis, the smallest of the small.

If you DEW YOU'RE REASERCH, you'll find that Ted Cruz has never publicly denied having a micropenis.  Which is interesting.  

Wow, Cruz has a micropenis?  Like Trump?  

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6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

You gotta wake up pretty early to fool and/or sodomize Lauren Boebert . 

Theoretically speaking, how early are we talking??

I got my picture made with the MIckster at a character breakfast-they let me put my hand on his shoulder.  Bra Strap.
Whoa whoah! Are you saying Mickey Mouse himself has gone woke!?!?
55 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Theoretically speaking, how early are we talking??

Username checks out

7 hours ago, Satchel said:

Can you imagine Granny outgrowing anybody? I really think she and Margorie are going to form the ‘ho caucus and go hoin’. That’s what I think.

Ho’s R Us

 

This broad's gone down on everything but the Trump Deficit.  

8 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Theoretically speaking, how early are we talking??

Bout 0350.

Democrats can definitely have their own personal issues as well, but it’s unreal how so many family value Republicans look up to political heroes, who are nothing but uneducated, amoral buffoons.

 

edit: while I can disagree with republican priorities, I can at least acknowledge the motivation of some republicans on some of the issues. I disagree with their motivation but I can understand why they believe what they do. Which is the only way to either change someone’s mind or find middle ground.  But many of the top GOP faces now are just pure grifters. Either for power and/or personal gain.

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You fucking misogynist pricks.  This is the Surge to whom she was referring but because he's foreign, you don't fucking get it.  She knows and you're assholes!  

Serge! 

 

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I used some advanced data analysis techniques to plot the surge:

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Guys, let's be nice.  The only kind of spreadsheet Lauren nows about is how she gets the bed ready for sexy time with Ted Cruz.

Judges would have also accepted “spreadsheet is what Lauren calls positioning her ass cheeks for pooper sex”

Laugh it up but you know in real life, there’s a processing clerk who beats herself up Boebert and thinks, “I could have just send her back a ‘Fail’ letter and Colorado and America would be better off since they wouldn’t elect somebody without at least a high school diploma.  Why did I screw up so bad?”  
and somebody has to pat her on the back in the break room and say, “don’t be hard on yourself.  She was always going to elected by these people, no matter what.”

Don King, with all his immoral baggage, used to say “If America didn’t have Don King, you’d have to invent him.”  35% of America willed people like MTG, Trump, and Boebert into existence.  They’ve been craving them their whole lives.  They just didn’t know it yet.  

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