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2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

And appears to breed quicker than intelligence. 
 

should have realized this was the end game. Smart people make fewer stupid decisions, but dumb people’s aren’t fatal often enough or early enough. 

Mike Judge our front told us. 

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This had to make Bobo burn...

 

Female, Black, AND intelligent?

Knock me over with a feather.

On 6/7/2023 at 10:42 AM, Smax said:

 

 

You were saying?

 

 

 

The old ghost still enjoyed the upskirt view.

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Female, Black, AND intelligent?

Knock me over with a feather.

 

and easy on the eyes, you know this eats GED granny up

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

The old ghost still enjoyed the upskirt view.

but probably not the stench 

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

This had to make Bobo burn...

 

Is this woman old enough to be president?

why yes, yes she is. 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is this woman old enough to be president?

why yes, yes she is. 

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4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Female, Black, AND intelligent?

Knock me over with a feather.

And she’s packin. Best be careful 

13 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

The old ghost still enjoyed the upskirt view.

Please, Mr. Ford. If you're down there somewhere... do us a solid.

 

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18 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Female, Black, AND intelligent?

Knock me over with a feather.

And, um, easy on the eyes, and from Texas. hits all the marks.

Scares the Charlie Kirks and Bobblehead Shapiro to death.  But yeah, when Ms. Crockett gets to cookin, sit back and enjoy. 

And, um, easy on the eyes, and from Texas. hits all the marks.

She was a Public Defender in Bowie County. She knows how to deal with these people.

Oh, so she impeached him?  Impressive.  Well done, Lauren.

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I DECLARE BIDEN IS IMPEACHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

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For what? I don't want to watch 8 minutes of that.

I bet it's something pretty serious, like attacking the Capitol or trying to bribe a foreign country to talk shit about his political enemy.

I watched the first few minutes, got bored, moved the slider over to around 7 minutes, and she was repeating the same thing like a broken record- about how he consistently and continuously ignored border laws or whatever.  

Well whatever it is, it must be worse than the two Trump impeachments, because she voted no on those. 

17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I watched the first few minutes, got bored, moved the slider over to around 7 minutes, and she was repeating the same thing like a broken record- about how he consistently and continuously ignored border laws or whatever.  

And I am sure that was verbatim - because "he consistently and continuously ignored border laws or whatever".

49 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

And I am sure that was verbatim - because "he consistently and continuously ignored border laws or whatever".

McCarthy urges Republicans to reject quick Biden impeachment vote (nbcnews.com)

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“Republicans need to stick together and get this man out office for his dereliction of duty on the Southern Border,” she tweeted Wednesday.

 

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Boebert did not attend the weekly House GOP Conference meeting, lawmakers said, so she did not hear McCarthy’s comments directly.

Another no-show for Boob.

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Copy-cat!!!

 

On 6/7/2023 at 5:14 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

And appears to breed quicker than intelligence. 
 

should have realized this was the end game. Smart people make fewer stupid decisions, but dumb people’s aren’t fatal often enough or early enough. 

I blame child proof caps and lighters. Before those inventions the stupids were culled pretty early before they could do much harm.

Jesus H, members of the US Congress are calling colleagues "copy cats".  Shoot me now.

5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Jesus H, members of the US Congress are calling colleagues "copy cats".  Shoot me now.

Kindergarten caucus.  In behavior, intelligence, maturity and education. 

Because of the border? So she wants to impeach him over policy disagreements? JFC, open a book every now and then you stupid fucking cunt.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Because of the border? So she wants to impeach him over policy disagreements? JFC, open a book every now and then you stupid fucking cunt.

Exactly.  She thinks impeachment should be used for policy disagreements.  Example number eleventy billion of why we are doomed.

2 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Exactly.  She thinks impeachment should be used for policy disagreements.  Example number eleventy billion of why we are doomed.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Because of the border? So she wants to impeach him over policy disagreements? JFC, open a book every now and then you stupid fucking cunt.

We need to encourage people like her with talk of "if the Republicans wanted this solved, they would have solved it under Trump. Don't you get it, McCarthy and all the other Republicans are really just Democrats with (R) next to their names, and when you take George Soros's money, you are expected to produce for him and that's what McCarthy and everybody else taking Soros's money are doing.  If you want to change things, you're going to have to go third party, because the Republicans only care about keeping The Swamp happy".

Or something like that.

bitch you don't have to wait for The Media... you got evidence of a bribe, when is your stupid ass gonna 'step up'??

 

 

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She def fucked both of those guys after 

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I was expecting the couch in the background to be black leather. 

30 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Is she a spinner? I don’t want her name in my search history to look it up. 
 

36 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Sounds like a made up org.

Gotta feed the monkey.

 

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8 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Gotta feed the monkey.

 

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So those two are the entire institute huh 

On 6/26/2023 at 4:30 PM, mchookem said:

bitch you don't have to wait for The Media... you got evidence of a bribe, when is your stupid ass gonna 'step up'??

 

 

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You know why.  They have no evidence.

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