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The only way for her to get media coverage is to act like an ass. Doesn't matter if it's Capitol Hill or in Colorado.

And of course she vapes.

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1 hour ago, Goredho said:

That this story ended without a tazing saddens me.

I don’t think a taser fits in those little clutch purses

 

 

12 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

to the dismay of a select few

...which, interestingly enough, is more than it takes to get books banned from libraries and schools...

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

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Flipping off Lowell Gallindo?  No harm, no foul.

39 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Did she get some work done?

I wondered about that too.

43 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Did she get some work done?

Kinda hard for a working girl to get anything done with so much damn security around.  

Oh.  You mean like plastic surgery?  

looks like the "tits" part of this thread has finally started pulling its weight.

wondering if we haven't heard much from her lately because she's been recovering.

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40 minutes ago, sidis said:

looks like the "tits" part of this thread has finally started pulling its weight.

wondering if we haven't heard much from her lately because she's been recovering.

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First time I’ve ever looked at her and been attracted. That is some good work. 

A member of the United States House of Representatives who sits as a majority member of the House Committee on Oversight & Accountability left Washington, D.C. after helping initiate impeachment inquiries into Joe Biden as retribution for her guilt over assisting a former U.S. President's attempt to violently overthrow the United States government in its own seat of government, where she also works.  The same member, during said break, received breast augmentation for "work purposes", and to celebrate the removal of bandages---took to0 the theater with an unknown gentleman escort who is most certainly not her husband where she vaped in a crowded venue---where no smoking/vaping of any kind is allowed for safety reasons.  She was combative with security despite being a "Law & Order" member of Congress.  The premium tickets and car service were paid for with campaign funds, despite the event not being held anywhere near her district.  

And while being removed from the venue, she shouts in a threatening tone, "You'd better pray my grandson doesn't hear about this!"  The performance was based on a movie that was released when this Grandmother of Congress was 14 months old in 1988.  

It's Wednesday in Simulation America.  Have a nice day.  

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Did she get some work done?

 

1 hour ago, sidis said:

looks like the "tits" part of this thread has finally started pulling its weight.

wondering if we haven't heard much from her lately because she's been recovering.

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

still would 

 

1 hour ago, Porterhouse said:

First time I’ve ever looked at her and been attracted. That is some good work. 

It is a very intricate multistep process, and I have never successfully pulled it off, but I think I could fuck some of the crazy out of her if given the chance.

10 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

 

 

It is a very intricate multistep process, and I have never successfully pulled it off, but I think I could fuck some of the crazy out of her if given the chance.

I think we can definitely try, and I would willingly so.  However, this wouldn’t be a noble effort.  It’s be borne out of the fact that I’m a pussy hound. You can never fuck the crazy out of someone, particularly one that has feelings of power.  It doesn’t matter how much of a joke she is and how she’ll likely get beat in the general. She will always have a self-perception of power. That is a special kind of crazy. 

21 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

 

 

It is a very intricate multistep process, and I have never successfully pulled it off, but I think I could fuck some of the crazy out of her if given the chance.

She or her kid would probably shoot you in the face after. 

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Lauren bOObert - Tits and a Gun

Okay, but follow me here -- check out this marketing plan.

She's a whore.  She always has been.  But before, her pitch was "spend a coupla hours with some skank," and she surely priced her services accordingly.

NOW, her pitch is "pay $5k for an evening with a big-titted former congresswoman who has proven she will do anything . . . and we mean ANYTHING, no limits."

The ROI on her venture as a congresscritter is gonna be pretty solid.  Tip of the hat to her.

I wonder who was the dude with her, because that wasn't her husband or the guy she was supposedly involved with after they split, and he seemed like a pretty good sport about getting kicked out, which really makes me think he wasn't an actual non-paying date.

3 hours ago, sidis said:

looks like the "tits" part of this thread has finally started pulling its weight.

wondering if we haven't heard much from her lately because she's been recovering.

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starting to prep for her career change to lobbyist. 

3 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

whore.

isn't she your rep? 

She looks like an aging hooker who trolls 5* hotel bars, NTTIAWT

37 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Shamilton.

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Seems like a lot of you guys have never seen a push up bra before.

53 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

isn't she your rep? 

Sigh.

She was giving me the sucky fucky eyes when we were sitting at the gate waiting to board our flight. But all I saw were the beaver teeth.

46 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Seems like a lot of you guys have never seen a push up bra before.

*over the shoulder boulder holder 

16 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Sigh.

She was giving me the sucky fucky eyes when we were sitting at the gate waiting to board our flight. But all I saw were the beaver teeth.

Dem titties don't have beaver teeth?

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

She or her kid would probably shoot you in the face after. 

I wouldn't try to fuck the crazy out of her, just the stupid.  And I would be the one doing the face-shooting.  

 

I would bet 10 bucks she paid for that boob job with her reelection campaign funds.  

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Seems like a lot of you guys have never seen a push up bra before.

That thing must incorporate kevlar and maglev technology.

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I’ll have you know that was the Christian bird she was flipping. Granny Lauren is a good Christian woman.

The Holey Spirit?  

1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

I would bet 10 bucks she paid for that boob job with her reelection campaign funds.  

I'd bet $10 billion.

2 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Sigh.

She was giving me the sucky fucky eyes when we were sitting at the gate waiting to board our flight. But all I saw were the beaver teeth.

Most escorts don't even have a landing strip, so I would be surprised if her beaver had teeth. Do you think it may have been a piercing?

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Dem titties don't have beaver teeth?

Forget it, he's faithfully married to his bad football takes. 

6 hours ago, Porterhouse said:

First time I’ve ever looked at her and been attracted. That is some good work. 

Federal tax dollars well spent right there 

33 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

 

 

I do like his comment saying "I went to HS with that bitch" because I made the same hanging out with an old HS friend having beers in my small West Texas hometown this past year. At some point during the evening he was trying to defend this latest terrible iteration of the GOP.

I was like "Dude, remember all those dumb, loud, obnoxious trashy bitches from school that were so fun to put in their places when they mouthed off stupid shit? These are the same fucking people." (We were talking specifically about Boobert and MTG.)

The good news was he got it and found it hilarious and agreed. 

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