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24 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

Lauren is the best and brightest of 300,000 people in her district. 

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33 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

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Won't find that kind of evidence....she's been taking it all and aborting.....

She was just searching for a secret hunter biden hard drive in her date’s pants.

Just showing off her stick shift skills. 

“The tradition seemed almost as old as the Rockies themselves. A few pre-show cocktails, a Tropical Mango vape rip, and a dry handjob at a sold-out musical production. But can in survive cancel culture?” 

The sad thing is, had she not been kicked out for vaping, she would have surely been caught on security video going all Alanis beej in the middle of the show.

Wait. You are telling me Bobo was lying? There must be some mistake. I’m pretty shocked.

6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Damn I lost it at "Weeney Todd".

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Absolutely perfect.  I got my first handjob at a Christian Youth Summit after we had movie night and they let the boys and girls stay up late and hang out after lights out.  And the movie we watched (you don't forget shit like this)?  You guessed it.  "Beetlejuice."  

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32 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Absolutely perfect.  I got my first handjob at a Christian Youth Summit after we had movie night and they let the boys and girls stay up late and hang out after lights out.  And the movie we watched (you don't forget shit like this)?  You guessed it.  "Beetlejuice."  

And the man who gave you that handjob?  You guessed it...

58 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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I wonder how many people are surprised to learn that theaters have night vision/low-light cameras?

9 hours ago, Bullneck said:

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party of family values!   I want to go with my wife and a vape pen, maybe a bucket of popcorn.

I like how she conveniently leaves out the titty tweaking and crank yanking from her list of alleged wrong doings.

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1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I wonder how many people are surprised to learn that theaters have night vision/low-light cameras?

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25 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Something was definitely getting edged 

12 hours ago, Bullneck said:

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Tickets are $50 and I have some free time on my hands.   But even I'm not bored enough to subject myself to this.

19 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Tickets are $50 and I have some free time on my hands.   But even I'm not bored enough to subject myself to this.

You might get a handjob out of it 

8 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

You might get a handjob out of it 

But it might be from Kimberly Guilfoyle.

8 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

You might get a handjob out of it 

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51 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

I like how she conveniently leaves out the titty tweaking and crank yanking from her list of alleged wrong doings.

If titty tweaking is wrong I don’t want to be right 

People are being way too harsh on Boebert.  As a 36 year old gramma whose kid just knocked up a 15 year old, why can’t everyone recognize her excellent role model in showing young women how to give hand jobs instead of letting demon seed into their va-jay-jays?

So the next time you see a video of Boebert getting anal in a church pew, ponder the excellent job she is doing demonstrating how to prevent teen pregnancy. 

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6 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I wonder how many people are surprised to learn that theaters have night vision/low-light cameras?

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People are being way too harsh on Boebert.  As a 36 year old gramma whose kid just knocked up a 15 year old, why can’t everyone recognize her excellent role model in showing young women how to give hand jobs instead of letting demon seed into their va-jay-jays?
So the next time you see a video of Boebert getting anal in a church pew, ponder the excellent job she is doing demonstrating how to prevent teen pregnancy. 

Seems like she represents 2023 America pretty well to me.
1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

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Heard any good jokes lately? 

29 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Heard any good jokes lately? 

A penguin had to take his car for engine repair. The mechanic told the penguin to leave his car with him for about two hours, to find out whats wrong. The penguin goes across the street to a grocery store, climbs into a freezer and ate vanilla ice cream. Eventually the penguin went back to the garage to find out what happened to his car. When the penguin entered the garage, the mechanic looked at him and said, "Looks like you blew a seal."


The penguin replied, “Nope, but I killed some time waiting at a Beetlejuice show and sat next to Boebert’s date!”

Wait…did you say “good?”

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39 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

A penguin had to take his car for engine repair. The mechanic told the penguin to leave his car with him for about two hours, to find out whats wrong. The penguin goes across the street to a grocery store, climbs into a freezer and ate vanilla ice cream. Eventually the penguin went back to the garage to find out what happened to his car. When the penguin entered the garage, the mechanic looked at him and said, "Looks like you blew a seal."


The penguin replied, “Nope, but I killed some time waiting at a Beetlejuice show and sat next to Boebert’s date!”

Wait…did you say “good?”

 

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I'm trying to not make this into something more than a white trash ditch pig doing ditch pig things. But I do wonder what her reaction to the Obamas doing something like this would be.

PS - I will forever be grateful to @Bama Chick for putting ditch pig in my lexicon.

17 minutes ago, tchookem said:

I'm trying to not make this into something more than a white trash ditch pig doing ditch pig things. But I do wonder what her reaction to the Obamas doing something like this would be.

Was Obama snacking on fancy French mustard and wearing a tan suit while getting his handy?

PS - I will forever be grateful to @Bama Chick for putting ditch pig in my lexicon.

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41 minutes ago, tchookem said:

I'm trying to not make this into something more than a white trash ditch pig doing ditch pig things. But I do wonder what her reaction to the Obamas doing something like this would be.

PS - I will forever be grateful to @Bama Chick for putting ditch pig in my lexicon.

If President Obama were seen wearing a tan suit AND grabbing Michelle's tits at a theater performance they would either push to end all performances because they promote "grooming" or push for resegregation so their children won't be subjected the uncontrollable carnal desires of "those people".

23 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Absolutely perfect.  I got my first handjob at a Christian Youth Summit after we had movie night and they let the boys and girls stay up late and hang out after lights out.  And the movie we watched (you don't forget shit like this)?  You guessed it.  "Beetlejuice."  

God. Damn. Simulation. 

On 9/16/2023 at 10:29 PM, YGIFS said:

Absolutely perfect.  I got my first handjob at a Christian Youth Summit after we had movie night and they let the boys and girls stay up late and hang out after lights out.  And the movie we watched (you don't forget shit like this)?  You guessed it.  "Beetlejuice."  

Probably Lauren's mom

11 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Probably Lauren's mom

Lauren's mom?  It was Lauren.  He was a 25 YO counselor at the time.

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

God. Blessed. Stimulation. 

Fixed for Christian Youth Summit accuracy. "Laying on of hands" indeed. 

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9 hours ago, Boss Hogg said:

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10 hours ago, TexasEd said:

Probably Lauren's mom

Frank Stallone.  Come on!

 You shouldn't have to explain a good joke.  

But it does bring up another point that got lost in that Youth Minister thread.  How sad is it that there's parents in the Houston area telling their kids, "I don't know about sending you to this youth retreat, even if it is conservative Christians like us.  I've heard stories of boys and girls pairing to do above the clothes stuff that God does not approve of, vaping drugs, smuggling in cups of alcohol, and who the devil knows what else.  What's that?  Lauren Boebert is gonna be there?  Well then, let's get you signed up.  Here's some extra money so you can have fun with everyone."  

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Seen on FB today…

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Yeah, it's all about the vaping.

 

It's because she has the audacity to date a democrat! Can't have no race...err... politics mixin! 

10 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

Yeah, it's all about the vaping.

 

I'm actually pretty surprised they dropped her. What, being a grandma at 38 and married to a husband who is a sex offender wasn't enough to think "Maybe she's not a good fit." But some over the pants stuff and vaping? Well ok. 

But don't worry everyone, the youth is still in good hands with this slate of good-fearing Christians and absolutely not amoral sociopathic fascsits:

May be an image of 10 people and text that says 'TEXAS YOUTH SUMMIT CONFIRMED SPEAKERS: DONALD TRUMP JR. CHARLIE KIRK CONGRESSMAN CONGRESSMAN CONGRESSMAN CONGRE WESLEY HUNT BYRON DONALDS TROY NEHLS CONGRESSMA CONGR CORY MILLS KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE RILEY GAINES CHRISTIAN COLLINS YEONMI PARK ABBY JOHNSON CONGRESSWOMAN CONGRE SSWOMAN MAY RA FLORES CHAD ROBICHAUX JACO BOOYENS SAVANAH HERNANDEZ MICHAEL SEIFERT LILY KaTE STATE SENATOR BRANDON CREIGHTON STEVE TOTH JESSICA HART STEINMANN ALEXANDRA MEALER KENNY WEBSTER CHARLES BLAIN'

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