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#3851

I thought we called Boebert a "CHINOS" because she has yet to meet a pair she can't give a handy through ?  

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#3852
OMG.Lauren Boebert on why she was fondling her date in the theater: “It’s been 20 years since I was in the dating scene and back then, there were not infrared cameras watch my every move.” 🤦‍♂️

 

#3854
33 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
OMG.Lauren Boebert on why she was fondling her date in the theater: “It’s been 20 years since I was in the dating scene and back then, there were not infrared cameras watch my every move.” 🤦‍♂️

 

You know what Lauren, I was out of the dating game for 20+ years once too.   And groping my date in a crowded theater on the first date never occured to me.    I guess I'm either a prude or, well, someone with couth.

#3855
37 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
OMG.Lauren Boebert on why she was fondling her date in the theater: “It’s been 20 years since I was in the dating scene and back then, there were not infrared cameras watch my every move.” 🤦‍♂️

 

1) she was 17 the last time she was dating, and gropey?

2) it was 2003.  There sure were cameras.  

#3856

You know, she would garner the first tiny shred of respect from me if she just said "look, I'm a 36 year old single woman coming out of a failed marriage, and I am looking forward to finally having a social life.  I'm not going to remain celibate until I remarry.  If that's a problem, then I might not be the person to represent you."

She'd lose about 5 voters.

#3857

So infrared cameras 20 years later, means only tit grabbing and over-the-chino handjobs.  What the hell was she up to 20 years ago when it was just an usher with a Mag-Lite? 

"Look, I'll go ass-to-mouth during the second musical number...but if there's anybody with a Kodak FunSaver...I'm stopping and we are leaving."

 

There's no audio obviously, but in my heart of hearts...there was a guy named Dante in the last row of the Orchestra level.  And as Boebert walked out in shame with security, he shouted, "Yeah, try not to jerk off any dicks on your way to foyer!"  

#3858
10 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

You know what Lauren, I was out of the dating game for 20+ years once too.   And groping my date in a crowded theater on the first date never occured to me.    I guess I'm either a prude or, well, someone with couth.

Couldn’t get tickets?

#3859
17 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

You know what Lauren, I was out of the dating game for 20+ years once too.   And groping my date in a crowded theater on the first date never occured to me.    I guess I'm either a prude or, well, someone with couth.

Or you never dated an SWT girl.

#3860
4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:
OMG.Lauren Boebert on why she was fondling her date in the theater: “It’s been 20 years since I was in the dating scene and back then, there were not infrared cameras watch my every move.” 🤦‍♂️

 

Good thing God doesn't have infrared vision!

#3861
4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

You know, she would garner the first tiny shred of respect from me if she just said "look, I'm a 36 year old single woman coming out of a failed marriage, and I am looking forward to finally having a social life.  I'm not going to remain celibate until I remarry.  If that's a problem, then I might not be the person to represent you."

She'd lose about 5 voters.

Five votes might have cost her the last election.

#3863
On 9/23/2023 at 12:25 PM, jimmyjazz said:

So, it's the camera's fault?

woke cameras

#3864
On 9/23/2023 at 12:49 PM, YGIFS said:

So infrared cameras 20 years later, means only tit grabbing and over-the-chino handjobs.  What the hell was she up to 20 years ago when it was just an usher with a Mag-Lite? 

"Look, I'll go ass-to-mouth during the second musical number...but if there's anybody with a Kodak FunSaver...I'm stopping and we are leaving."

 

There's no audio obviously, but in my heart of hearts...there was a guy named Dante in the last row of the Orchestra level.  And as Boebert walked out in shame with security, he shouted, "Yeah, try not to jerk off any dicks on your way to foyer!"  

Pos rep for "Kodak FunSaver".

#3867

Tell me something Badger...what's a little boy like you doing with grown up smut like this?  

#3869

Ok fine. It's funny even if the pic of the alleged billboard looks suspicious to me.

Her solid commitment to growth has never been in question

 

#3871

I think more vigorous KNOB jobs program is the key component of her approach.

#3872
John Oliver talking about Lauren Boebert’s inappropriate behavior at the broadway musical for BEETLEJUICE

 

#3873

I love the idea of Lauren calling the Mayor of Denver to protest her being escorted out of the theater.  The Mayor of Denver, a Democrat.  Good luck with that, Lauren.

#3874

Lulz at calling to complain after all that shit. Like, "I'm calling to complain about a speeding ticket I got."

"How fast were you going?"

"95 MPH. In a school zone. So if you could just get this taken care of I'd appreciate it. Thanks." 

#3875
More bad news for Lauren Boebert.Boebert outraised by Democratic challenger Adam Frisch by a staggering 4-1 margin in Q3. Story … https://t.co/dqHAkTnprI

 

#3877
1 hour ago, The Dog said:
More bad news for Lauren Boebert.Boebert outraised by Democratic challenger Adam Frisch by a staggering 4-1 margin in Q3. Story … https://t.co/dqHAkTnprI

Speaking of "a staggering 4 to 1 margin", have I posted Lauren's bachelorette photos yet?  

#3879
1 minute ago, tx ind said:

we're getting closer to OnlyFans once she loses her seat

Maybe.

But what is a certainty is that her career path as a $5k+ per night escort is coming along nicely.  It's a sales pitch that writes itself: "Fuck a former congresswoman for $5k."  Her calendar will be full the moment she starts accepting bookings.

#3880
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Maybe.

But what is a certainty is that her career path as a $5k+ per night escort is coming along nicely.  It's a sales pitch that writes itself: "Fuck a former congresswoman for $5k."  Her calendar will be full the moment she starts accepting bookings.

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#3881
7 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

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As we've learned with MAGA world, she better be operating on a cash basis and not credit.  The "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" crew doesn't seem to like paying their bills.

#3882
4 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

As we've learned with MAGA world, she better be operating on a cash basis and not credit.  The "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" crew doesn't seem to like paying their bills.

Imma pay her in Ameros. Or Trump Bucks. 

#3883
45 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

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It still throws me to see Shiny Cat offering such an assessment.  But then again, he's a cat who knew what he liked.

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#3884

You'd think that Handjob Honey-boo-boo would have enough self-awareness to not complain about a JOBS report.  But, alas...

Plus it says nothing about how we patriots have increased hand jobs.

 

#3885
On 9/22/2023 at 1:09 PM, Beau Vine said:
https://t.co/9O788UITwf

 

Jason Sudeikis Yes GIF by Apple TV+

#3887
On 10/5/2023 at 3:04 PM, tx ind said:

we're getting closer to OnlyFans once she loses her seat

The “cash me outside” girl allegedly made $50M in one year. If this is true then Boebert could easily make this if she stops giving it away for free in public. 

#3888
On 10/6/2023 at 6:54 PM, MrBig said:

The “cash me outside” girl allegedly made $50M in one year.

Wait, what?

#3889
2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wait, what?

murica GIF by FirstAndMonday

#3890
8 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Wait, what?

SHE SAID, "CASH ME OUTSIDE!"  

#3893
1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I mean people can hate but she can actually rap, so if Onlyfans is how she pays the bills more power to her

 

Discuss Mark Duplass GIF by ABC Network

#3897
Lauren Boebert, whose opponent raised $3.4 million last quarter, raised $853,840.

 

#3898
On 10/8/2023 at 4:08 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

I mean people can hate but she can actually rap, so if Onlyfans is how she pays the bills more power to her

 

Waaaay too much vocal fry

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#3899
45 minutes ago, The Dog said:
Lauren Boebert, whose opponent raised $3.4 million last quarter, raised $853,840.

 

"Who gave you the nickel?"

"They all did."

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#3900
Boebert spent campaign cash at Beetlejuice boyfriend’s bar https://t.co/QKSzJfuvDg via @politico

 

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