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#3951
LOL The real time reaction from President Biden seeing video of an unhinged outburst from Lauren Boebert is definitely worth watching

 

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#3957
24 minutes ago, texasdago said:

The resemblance is uncanny...

Lover's diary: Mussolini wanted to destroy Jews

Black and white guy, who gaf. /Everyone under 50

#3958
41 minutes ago, texasdago said:

The resemblance is uncanny...

Lover's diary: Mussolini wanted to destroy Jews

From Il Duce to Il Douche.  What a century we've had.

#3960
6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

From Il Duce to Il Douche.  What a century we've had.

That's good... I like that

#3962

LAP-TOP.  Something, something.  She got on top of my lap.  Hands.  Something, something.  Dot com.

Edited by YGIFS

#3963

You know she was raised to double tap. So Tap-Tap-Lap-Top. 

#3964
On 11/30/2023 at 11:33 AM, Macanudo said:

What if older people got paid to give handjobs?

Then I bet you could eventually find someone who is senile, and then every time tell her that you’d paid her before…

#3965
On 11/30/2023 at 11:33 AM, Macanudo said:

What if older people got paid to give handjobs?

Especially if they have hand tremors.

 

#3966
24 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Especially if they have hand tremors.

 

Finally, a solution for Parkisons patients that want to work.

 

We are awful people.  

#3967
27 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Especially if they have hand tremors.

 

The Shake Weight of Sex Workers.

#3968
2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Especially if they have hand tremors.

2 hours ago, BamaATL said:

Finally, a solution for Parkisons patients that want to work.

We are awful people.  

Happy Survivor GIF

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#3969
BREAKING: Lauren Boebert will switch congressional districts to improve her chances of winning in 2024 https://t.co/oVwKLPoLll #copolitics

 

 

#3970
16 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:
BREAKING: Lauren Boebert will switch congressional districts to improve her chances of winning in 2024 https://t.co/oVwKLPoLll #copolitics

 

 


Translation: I sucked so bad representing my current district that there's no way in hell they'll re-elect me, so I'm going to go and grift elsewhere.

#3971

exactly.  Can't win in a GOP +9 district.  Needs a bigger margin.

I hope this moron  loses the primary and disappears forever.  

 

And by "forever", I mean until Trump appoints her Secretary of State.

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#3972
exactly.  Can't win in a GOP +9 district.  Needs a bigger margin.
I hope this moron  loses the primary and disappears forever.  
 
And by "forever", I mean until Trump appoints her Secretary of State.
She'll probably win, but i sure hope not.
#3973
4 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:
11 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:
exactly.  Can't win in a GOP +9 district.  Needs a bigger margin.
I hope this moron  loses the primary and disappears forever.  
 
And by "forever", I mean until Trump appoints her Secretary of State.

She'll probably win, but i sure hope not.

I looked at the field in 04. What is it's rating +/-?

Frisch was 500 something short last time?

She must've been scared. 

#3974
2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I looked at the field in 04. What is it's rating +/-?

Frisch was 500 something short last time?

She must've been scared. 

I still believe that there are really solid, decent Americans that consider themselves very conservative...rancher/farmer types, that would say "wait a fucking minute...the other guy's a Dem, but he's not a fucking idiot.  I'm voting for him.     

 

#3975
I still believe that there are really solid, decent Americans that consider themselves very conservative...rancher/farmer types, that would say "wait a fucking minute...the other guy's a Dem, but he's not a fucking idiot.  I'm voting for him.     
 

You’re wrong. It’s all team and culture wars. Dem = communistsocialistcommunistantifaBLMcommunist. That’s it. It’s that simple.
#3976
1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

I still believe that there are really solid, decent Americans that consider themselves very conservative...rancher/farmer types, that would say "wait a fucking minute...the other guy's a Dem, but he's not a fucking idiot.  I'm voting for him.     

 

now the will have some faceless fascist to vote for that doesn't humiliate them by giving handjobs at Beetlejuice and being a grandmother at 36.  Unfortunately, this probably doesn't result in a pickup for us where otherwise it might have.  

#3977
4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I still believe that there are really solid, decent Americans that consider themselves very conservative...rancher/farmer types, that would say "wait a fucking minute...the other guy's a Dem, but he's not a fucking idiot.  I'm voting for him.     

 

I'll need to hear from @Chewbacca and @Js1 but at first glance,

This guy seems ok maybe

Join in the Executive Committee Meeting for the Arapahoe County Democrats.

Checked it myself. Cook rated 04 R+13

 

Edited by cactusflinthead

#3978
now the will have some faceless fascist to vote for that doesn't humiliate them by giving handjobs at Beetlejuice and being a grandmother at 36.  Unfortunately, this probably doesn't result in a pickup for us where otherwise it might have.  

This. It’s a bad development for the republic, because she’ll win the 4th, and we’ll get another GQP winning in the 3rd.
#3979
Just now, Brisketexan said:


This. It’s a bad development for the republic, because she’ll win the 4th, and we’ll get another GQP winning in the 3rd.

I actually don't think that's true, I don't think she will win the 4th; she won't make it out of the primary.   She's a dead woman walking politically; it's Newsmax or OnlyFans for her, maybe both.  

#3981
2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Slow down over there ledgie.

She left 3 because she is afraid of losing. She was getting way less cash this time around. 

True, but 3 is still rated by Cook at plus 7 or 9 R.  Circumstances of her were the reason this was even a possibility.  

#3982
25 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

I actually don't think that's true, I don't think she will win the 4th; she won't make it out of the primary.   She's a dead woman walking politically; it's Newsmax or OnlyFans for her, maybe both.  

Maybe she'll channel James Caan in El Dorado, and open an Asian rub-and-tug

 

 

#3983



I looked at the field in 04. What is it's rating +/-?
Frisch was 500 something short last time?
She must've been scared. 


She's definitely scared of Frisch, but Ken Buck's retirement gave her a big opportunity. She'll still have to get through the primary, but I'm not optimistic on that front. It's a very safe R district and she's the one with name recognition.
#3984
I'll need to hear from [mention=1769]Chewbacca[/mention] and [mention=795]Js1[/mention] but at first glance,
This guy seems ok maybe
Checked it myself. Cook rated 04 R+13
 
I don't know anything about anyone in CD4. It's been Buck's district for 8 years and the district is a safe Republican district. A Democrat is not winning that district.
#3985
True, but 3 is still rated by Cook at plus 7 or 9 R.  Circumstances of her were the reason this was even a possibility.  
3 is closer than 4. Frisch has a real shot to win 3, but I think it just became lower with this move.
#3986
6 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:
47 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:
I'll need to hear from [mention=1769]Chewbacca[/mention] and [mention=795]Js1[/mention] but at first glance,
This guy seems ok maybe
Checked it myself. Cook rated 04 R+13
 

I don't know anything about anyone in CD4. It's been Buck's district for 8 years and the district is R +27. A Democrat is not winning that district.

+13

 

Still worth fighting for it. 

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#3987

Buck's the kind of guy that might campaign against her in the primary.

Meanwhile, that chart above....that cunt Issa did the exact same thing as Boobert.  He got his fucking clock cleaned in the general, and he moved his pussy ass 9 miles and ran again.  

I was so proud that my support for Mike Levin contributed to Issa's bitch ass bagging up his carpet and leaving town. 

#3989
1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

She will be on onlyfans in a matter of minutes after losing her primary. She will make a ton of money too. 

once she's no longer a candidate, I might make a "contribution" if you catch my drift. 

#3991

You just know she's going to move into some nice suburban neighborhood in Castle Rock, Loveland, or thereabouts instead of some "real American" town like Lamar, Fort Morgan, or Sterling.

#3992
10 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

She will be on onlyfans in a matter of minutes after losing her primary. She will make a ton of money too. 

Some of it will be mine.

#3993

Will this thread move when the onlyfans content starts up, or will there be a separate thread there?  I feel that it is important that this gets decided in advance so that there’s no scrambling or confusion. 

#3994

Seperate question- do you think that we could get her to not run at all if we could convince her that she would make a lot more money on onlyfans, and it’d all be legal, but she can’t be a rep and be on onlyfans?  The truth is usually pretty persuasive, but does she even have a passing acquaintance with the truth?

#3997

So I'm guessing her leaving CO-3 now means that seat will stay Republican, and Boebert will lose the primary for CO-4. 

She will be out, but it will be one less Dem seat. I don't know if I like that or not.

#3998
6 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

So I'm guessing her leaving CO-3 now means that seat will stay Republican, and Boebert will lose the primary for CO-4. 

She will be out, but it will be one less Dem seat. I don't know if I like that or not.

Which dem seat will be lost?

are you saying she would lose in 03 and that seat would flip?  

Edited by Pato del Muerto

#4000
Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Which dem seat will be lost?

CO-3 (Boebert's current seat) was seen as a likely flip. Now I'm guessing it will stay red.

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