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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh.

The fucking.

Irony.

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Same facial expressions as the hookers that worked the donkey show in Juarez.

 

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2 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Same facial expressions as the hookers that worked the donkey show in Juarez.

 

...but with less dignity and honor.

Those donkey show gals actually work hard for their money.

12 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

Sorry, it just seemed right. I will absolutely never wander over here again. Bunch of shrieking bullies in here. 

But you just did it last week? Remember? You baselessly speculated that the trans youth in OK was attacked for yelling racial slurs. Then, when called on it, you disappeared. 

Remember?

27 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

You mean to tell me that Pokoloco is just another dumb shit troll, and he wasn't arguing in good faith when he pondered, "Hey, what if the non-binary teenager that died after being bullied called her attackers-- who I assume must be black--the "N" word?" I am shocked and stunned and stupefied.

I didn't assume that. they are.    Before the facts came out, no one knew what actually started the fight. Turns out Nex threw water on them. 

The narrative on that whole story fell apart. The girls won't ever be charged with anything, so thankfully their identities will remain private.

1 minute ago, Pokoloco said:

I didn't assume that. they are.    Before the facts came out, no one knew what actually started the fight. Turns out Nex threw water on them. 

The narrative on that whole story fell apart. The girls won't ever be charged with anything, so thankfully their identities will remain private.

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 I will absolutely never wander over here again. Bunch of shrieking bullies in here. 

Apparently we're not big enough bullies to get you to actually get the fuck out of here.

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5 minutes ago, Foosters said:

But you just did it last week? Remember? You baselessly speculated that the trans youth in OK was attacked for yelling racial slurs. Then, when called on it, you disappeared. 

Remember?

The subject was LGBTQ, I kind of assumed it would lean left... I didn't know this entire thing was an echo chamber.  Live and learn.  I won't be back. 

21 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

Sorry, it just seemed right. I will absolutely never wander over here again. Bunch of shrieking bullies in here. 

This would be exquisite parody if it were intended as such.

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Just now, Pokoloco said:

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The subject was LGBTQ, I kind of assumed it would lean left... I didn't know this entire thing was an echo chamber.  Live and learn.  I won't be back. 

You know what, you're right. We need opposing viewpoints to balance things out. Opposing viewpoints like

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Baselessly suggesting that a trans youth was killed because she probably was dropping n-bombs on Black people. 

Is that the kind of viewpoint variety that this place needs?

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6 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

I didn't assume that. they are.    Before the facts came out, no one knew what actually started the fight. Turns out Nex threw water on them. 

The narrative on that whole story fell apart. The girls won't ever be charged with anything, so thankfully their identities will remain private.

So if it turns out Nex committed suicide after that incident and months of previous bullying, you’re ok with it and the bullies having their identity protected? Because the physical fight was not the specific cause?

2 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

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The subject was LGBTQ, I kind of assumed it would lean left... I didn't know this entire thing was an echo chamber.  Live and learn.  I won't be back. 

Debates are going on all around your posts and people have even engaged you in some debate knowing you’re not arguing in good faith, and you still think it’s an echo chamber? 

6 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I don't know, but I know that one in the bush is better than two in the hand. 

 

 

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24 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

Bunch of shrieking bullies in here. 

I'll waste another post. 

Bullies? You're getting bullied? What kind of a snowflake feels he/she is being bullied by a few blocks of words on an anonymous politics board.

You're like the Aggie who visits Austin and sees danger everywhere, ebil libs, and, gadzooks, non binary humans. 

Okay, you've braved the scorn of people actually willing to converse. Somebody punch his ticket.

12 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

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The subject was LGBTQ, I kind of assumed it would lean left... I didn't know this entire thing was an echo chamber.  Live and learn.  I won't be back. 

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34 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

Sorry, it just seemed right. I will absolutely never wander over here again. Bunch of shrieking bullies in here. 

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Also this:

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Like peas in a pod….

 

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11 minutes ago, Covri said:

Like peas in a pod….

 

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Where's Bert /ramjetfdo

38 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

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The subject was LGBTQ, I kind of assumed it would lean left... I didn't know this entire thing was an echo chamber.  Live and learn.  I won't be back. 

The fuck your feelings crowd sure does have a lot of feelings.  And credit card debt.

33 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

The fuck your feelings crowd sure does have a lot of feelings.  And credit card debt.

And a son in prison.. you forgot that one. 😉

Peace. Still love you all!

41 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Where's Bert /ramjetfdo

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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

It's the two Puerto Rican guys from Seinfeld.  "Was you talkin' to me?"

Bonus points if you know their names. 

1 hour ago, Pokoloco said:

I will absolutely never wander over here again.

 

1 hour ago, Pokoloco said:

I won't be back. 

 

Promise?  Again?

15 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

And a son in prison.. you forgot that one. 😉

Peace. Still love you all!

I didn't know about that, but yeah, that tracks.

21 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

And a son in prison.. you forgot that one. 😉

Peace. Still love you all!

You have a black son?

 

too far?

2 hours ago, Pokoloco said:

Sorry, it just seemed right. I will absolutely never wander over here again. Bunch of shrieking bullies in here. 

 

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10 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

She's already divorced.

I’ve been divorced for over a decade, but we don’t have a final community property decree yet.

And I have not kept any $$ that was rightfully hers.  I just choose not to poke the bear.   Those two? i’m guessing they cannot NOT fight over money because the grift is about to end…and I think they both know the gravy train will not come back.

 

5 hours ago, YGIFS said:

She's legit retarded, barely got her GED past 30yo after like 3 tries, gives birth out of wedlock in pickup trucks, prides herself on running a gun-themed restaurant with health-code violation food, ex-husband is a pedophile, grandmother before most of us became parents, votes like she doesn't know shit about fuck, gives out hand-jobs at kid's musicals, would suck the taint sweat off your Orange God, has never formed a complete sentence in her entire time in Congress, and got bigger tits.  And you're surprised we comment on her?

"But Poko sir, this a Surly's..."  

You left out her previous work as a 'Sugar Baby' escort (has this been proven?), fleeing the scene of a side-by-side accident, leaving behind an injured family member, in order  to not catch a DUI, ruining a completely safe Republican district and carpetbagging to another, and feeling that it's appropriate to shout out during the State Of The Union of one of the greatest (and fucked up) countries in human history.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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5 hours ago, Covri said:

You should hang out get to to know the place. Don’t run away because you came in blazing with some shitty hot takes and got called on it. The funniest shit on the board goes down in the CR. Sometimes at the expense of posters like you, but hey, I still get to laugh!

Qfmft. Watching people lose their minds over last 7 years have been the best entertainment around.  

22 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

Would be funny if she started an only fans.  If she does,  one person here should bite the bullet, pay, and link everything to us on this thread.

You don't need some noble cover story. Just make sure you ask her to squirm around nekkit in a bathtub full of rubber fishin worms. I sorta got a thang for that. Preciate it.

6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 

There is a near 100% chance that within one calendar year, you can just pay her for sex.

Within one calendar year = tomorrow, or any other day?

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Apparently we're not big enough bullies to get you to actually get the fuck out of here.

Or, defend us. 

1 hour ago, JohnnyRage said:

You left out her previous work as a 'Sugar Baby' escort (has this been proven?), fleeing the scene of a side-by-side accident, leaving behind an injured family member, in order  to not catch a DUI, ruining a completely safe Republican district and carpetbagging to another, and feeling that it's appropriate to shout out during the State Of The Union of one of the greatest (and fucked up) countries in human history.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

Qfmft. Watching people lose their minds over last 7 years have been the best entertainment around.  

 

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Her 18 year old son was arrested today for multiple felonies. Should hit the news tomorrow. What a great Christian family.

29 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

arrested today for multiple felonies.

22?  He really likes felonies.

https://www.kjct8.com/2024/02/28/lauren-boeberts-son-arrested-faces-22-charges/

Lauren Boebert’s 18-year-old son was arrested in Garfield County February 27, 2024, and faces 22 charges.

According to the Rifle Police Department’s Facebook page Tyler Boebert was arrested at around 2:30 in the afternoon. The arrest comes after a string of vehicle and property thefts in the area.

Boebert is facing the following charges:

  • Criminal possession of a financial device
  • Criminal possession of a financial device
  • Criminal possession of a financial device
  • Criminal possession of a financial device
  • First degree criminal auto trespass with intent to commit crime
  • First degree criminal auto trespass with intent to commit crime
  • First degree criminal auto trespass with intent to commit crime
  • Criminal possession of ID docs
  • Criminal possession of ID docs
  • Criminal possession of ID docs
  • Criminal possession of ID docs
  • Conspiracy to commit (felony)
  • ID theft possession with intent to use
  • ID theft possession with intent to use
  • ID theft possession with intent to use
  • ID theft possession with intent to use
  • Contributing to delinquency of a minor
  • Contributing to delinquency of a minor
  • Contributing to delinquency of a minor
  • Theft- less than $300
  • Theft- less than $300
  • Theft- less than $300

 

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The party of traditional family values strikes again. What a wholesome American family those Boeberts are. 

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22 charges?? Kid wants to be President!

Connservatives will shrug it off and not care despite the fact that boobert is one of their own for another 10 months at least.

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5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

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The teenage kid is just trying to support his pregnant girlfriend in Biden’s America. Go easy on him. /satire.

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22 Felonies?

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

God she is awkward. 
 

Also, this thread needs more boobs. 

i believe her when she says she has never been an escort <long pause> for Senator Ted Cruz.

27 minutes ago, Goredho said:

i believe her when she says she has never been an escort <long pause> for Senator Ted Cruz.

I noticed that, too.  It was like she was stringing along the punchline.  Cant deny her comedic timing.

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