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Honestly, I'd take a handjob/tit grab opportunity from any of the three of them at this point.  Not picky.  

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5 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I'll be sitting next to her with a hole cut out of the bottom of the popcorn tub. 

Lauren herself is the human version of the Dune popcorn bucket.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Lauren herself is the human version of the Dune popcorn bucket.

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53 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I'll be sitting next to her with a hole cut out of the bottom of the popcorn tub. 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

As a registered Republican, isn’t Lauren a member of this so-called uniparty?

Or perhaps….. dare I say…. a unitard??

Does this dumb bitch think Colorado borders Mexico?

 

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8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

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“When do them handjobs start??”

It’s becoming crystal clear that by the end of the year, she’ll be a $1000 a night escort.
I’m in. But not for pleasure, only to degrade her…which I’m not sure is even possible. But we have to try.

"Borders on Kyiv."  Kyiv would have to be on . . . the border . . .

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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

It’s becoming crystal clear that by the end of the year, she’ll be a $1000 a night escort.
I’m in. But not for pleasure, only to degrade her…which I’m not sure is even possible. But we have to try.

Pay her to read you Becoming by Michelle Obama while wearing this.

Pay her to read you Becoming by Michelle Obama while wearing this.

I’m liking this. Let’s get some more ideas.
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


I’m liking this. Let’s get some more ideas.

I don't have the costume (well I have ideas but they are all in extremely poor taste, even for here), but I do a few ideas:

1.  Make her read aloud "On the Origin of Species"

2.  Selected works from Fredrick Douglass and Maya Angelou

3.  In lieu of reading (I'm not sure she can), have her watch the entire original Cosmos with Carl Sagan.  

Bunch of fucking masochists up in here wanting to listen to this woman read.

13 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Bunch of fucking masochists up in here wanting to listen to this woman read.

Don't kink shame me 

Just have her perform traditional conservative women’s work.

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1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

I don't have the costume (well I have ideas but they are all in extremely poor taste, even for here), but I do a few ideas:

1.  Make her read aloud "On the Origin of Species"

2.  Selected works from Fredrick Douglass and Maya Angelou

3.  In lieu of reading (I'm not sure she can), have her watch the entire original Cosmos with Carl Sagan.  

I originally typed “(try to) read you” lol

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

Just have her perform traditional conservative women’s work.

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How is she vacu…..oh, never mind.

Just tie her up and make her wear a ball gag. Lock her in a closet. Lose the key. 

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It’s becoming crystal clear that by the end of the year, she’ll be a $1000 a night escort.
I’m in. But not for pleasure, only to degrade her…which I’m not sure is even possible. But we have to try.

$1k seems kind of steep for her

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

$1k seems kind of steep for her

Where do I sign. 

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Just tie her up and make her wear a ball gag. Lock her in a closet. Lose the key. 

I was going with have her wear a dunce cap and a Dark Brandon T-shirt.  

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

It’s becoming crystal clear that by the end of the year, she’ll be a $1000 a night escort.
I’m in. But not for pleasure, only to degrade her…which I’m not sure is even possible. But we have to try.

If you ever go ‘Two Magas, One Cup’ on us, I’m sure she has a deal to throw a C-note of the grand to Santos for what-evs is required. 

Guess her date got lucky tonight 

After her 23rd attempt, she finally got through Goodnight Moon.

18 hours ago, Js1 said:

Guess her date got lucky tonight 

I’m sure he was really worried that he wouldn’t 

1 minute ago, Voldemort86 said:

https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/lauren-boebert-hospitalized-underwent-surgery-for-blood-clot-campaign-says/
 

skank had to go to the hospital, get a blood clot fixed, and got diagnosed with a rare disorder.

cant say I feel bad for her. I mean I don’t want her to die, but I don’t really want her to be healthy and happy either.

She’ll retire from politics for health reasons before she gets her ass kicked. 

8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

She’ll retire from politics for health reasons before she gets her ass kicked. 

How come we never see any Texas politicians retire for health reasons?  If only we could be so lucky.

And she's got that good Congress government healthcare too.

3 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

How come we never see any Texas politicians retire for health reasons?  If only we could be so lucky.

Because they never lose power, so they don’t need flimsy excuses. 

On 3/24/2024 at 2:51 PM, Brisketexan said:

It’s becoming crystal clear that by the end of the year, she’ll be a $1000 a night escort.
I’m in. But not for pleasure, only to degrade her…which I’m not sure is even possible. But we have to try.

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44 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/lauren-boebert-hospitalized-underwent-surgery-for-blood-clot-campaign-says/
 

skank had to go to the hospital, get a blood clot fixed, and got diagnosed with a rare disorder.

cant say I feel bad for her. I mean I don’t want her to die, but I don’t really want her to be healthy and happy either.

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There's a Loveland hospital orderly or two who are in for a handjob in the coming days.

38 minutes ago, mantis toboggan said:

Smite has always been one of my favorites of God’s superpowers. 

I'd like it a lot more if the motherfucker actually used it. 

2 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

How come we never see any Texas politicians retire for health reasons?  If only we could be so lucky.

Former WH pill mill / current Representative Ronny Jackson could OD at any time.

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2 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

How come we never see any Texas politicians retire for health reasons?  If only we could be so lucky.

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Her office is apparently not humored by my reference to "Beetlejuice 2" as I asked if she has any interest in my juice in her #2.  

 

Damn shame.  

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

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What were his health reasons for retiring? 

Just now, dcbc said:

 

What were his health reasons for retiring? 

acute booger consumption

1 hour ago, chainsaw said:

acute booger consumption

And he ate too many lead paint chips as a kid.

6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

She’ll retire from politics for health reasons before she gets her ass kicked. 

We can only hope this happens.

On 3/24/2024 at 3:51 PM, Brisketexan said:

It’s becoming crystal clear that by the end of the year, she’ll be a $1000 a night escort.
I’m in. But not for pleasure, only to degrade her…which I’m not sure is even possible. But we have to try.

 

On 3/24/2024 at 8:19 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

$1k seems kind of steep for her

 

On 3/24/2024 at 8:21 PM, Red Five said:

Where do I sign. 

@Brisketexan sure has some weird kinks; but you do you buddy.
I think it is more likely that she does an OnlyFans page; but I honestly don't know how or why that works when there are free sites on the interwebs (or so I have heard it reported). But that question is for a different day and on a different board. 
Hope that Brisket has saved up for his former Congresswoman escort kink fantasy bucket list item checkoff.

[mention=593]Brisketexan[/mention] sure has some weird kinks; but you do you buddy.
I think it is more likely that she does an OnlyFans page; but I honestly don't know how or why that works when there are free sites on the interwebs (or so I have heard it reported). But that question is for a different day and on a different board. 
Hope that Brisket has saved up for his former Congresswoman escort kink fantasy bucket list item checkoff.

Save? $1000 is pocket money, esp for the chance to demean and dehumanize that piece of shit. A bargain at twice the price.

Save? $1000 is pocket money, esp for the chance to demean and dehumanize that piece of shit. A bargain at twice the price.

I have so many ideas.

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