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#4452
2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

acute booger consumption

Peak surlybevo. Well done my brother. 

#4453
21 minutes ago, Red Five said:


I have so many ideas.

 

17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Let us have em.

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#4456
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Let us have em.

Mine's gonna be a tad pricey as it involves Boobert, MTG, and Kari Lake.

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But I always dreamed of being a doctor. 

#4457

You need to work in a cameo from santos in your boobert session

Have santos say beetlejuice three times in his cameo, and you pop out decked out in beetlejuice attire. Fun ensues.

#4459

News out there that Boebert was slobberknocker drunk at a Trump thing a few months ago and was acting the fool (as usual).  Now she's having surgery and will be recovering. 

Think she might really be in rehab?

#4460
1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

News out there that Boebert was slobberknocker slobberknobber drunk at a Trump thing a few months ago and was acting the fool (as usual).  Now she's having surgery and will be recovering. 

Think she might really be in rehab?

She gets her own adjective.

#4461
2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

News out there that Boebert was slobberknocker drunk at a Trump thing a few months ago and was acting the fool (as usual)

So she was giving out handies left and right? 

#4463
21 minutes ago, Js1 said:

So she was giving out handies left and right? 

Two handed.  Just like Daddy Trump.

#4464
16 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Two handed.  Just like Daddy Trump.

I read this and thought, "Trump doesn't have enough real estate / runway for a two-hander...."

But realized you were referring to his double dick jackin' dance moves.

 

But in all actuality, I bet she uses minimal hands, lots of 'hmms', some gags, and lots of spit in her blowies.

At least that's how she does it in my mind's eye.

I'll be in my bunk.

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#4465

I guessing she's a LIIT lady.

After being "overserved" at a Trump fundraiser in December, Boebert was refused more alcohol & told to quit trying to take selfies with Trump.Everyone at SNL: Why didn't we think of this before it happened IRL? https://t.co/RloHBvvPcu

 

#4466

Why are the Colorado presidential primary (March 5) and the general primary (June 25) separated by almost 4 months?  Is it for the Schadenfreude? 

#4467
4 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Why are the Colorado presidential primary (March 5) and the general primary (June 25) separated by almost 4 months?  Is it for the Schadenfreude? 

A lot of states separate their presidential and regular primaries. 

#4468
Lauren Boebert’s son appeared in court today for his arraignment after his crime spree of car break ins and thefts and told the judge he didn’t have any money to hire a lawyer. https://t.co/lCJYgGVBV1

 

I know a quick and easy way momma could some money ....

#4469
54 minutes ago, Smax said:
Lauren Boebert’s son appeared in court today for his arraignment after his crime spree of car break ins and thefts and told the judge he didn’t have any money to hire a lawyer. https://t.co/lCJYgGVBV1

 

I know a quick and easy way momma could some money ....

No money for a razor, either. 

#4470
On 4/8/2024 at 8:39 AM, TexasEd said:

Why are the Colorado presidential primary (March 5) and the general primary (June 25) separated by almost 4 months?  Is it for the Schadenfreude? 

A good number of legislatures have requirements to starts first Monday of January and extend so many days while in session.

#4471
41 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

No money for a razor, either. 

Does he really need one?  He’s not going to turn into Grizzly Adams anytime soon.

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#4472
1 hour ago, Smax said:
Lauren Boebert’s son appeared in court today for his arraignment after his crime spree of car break ins and thefts and told the judge he didn’t have any money to hire a lawyer. https://t.co/lCJYgGVBV1

 

I know a quick and easy way momma could some money ....

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#4473

He looks like that moron in "Idiocracy" who lectures Luke Wilson's lack of legal representation.  Oh, the irony...

#4475
2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Where did all of that money Jayson earned "consulting" go?

Tits and guns?

F350's and Trump flags?

#4476
On 4/12/2024 at 8:12 AM, Macanudo said:

Where did all of that money Jayson earned "consulting" go?

Are you not familiar with oil field trash?

#4477

We call them oil dirties.

 

As opposed to:

Mountain dirties

River dirties

Snow dirties

Festival dirties

Ranch dirties

and

Beach dirties.

 

 

 

#4478
On 4/12/2024 at 7:12 AM, Macanudo said:

Where did all of that money Jayson earned "consulting" go?

Pickups and side by sides and guns, I'd guess.  And I'm sure that consulting gig terminated about the time their marriage did.

#4484
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The problem with how stupid these people actually are is that I have no idea how to tell what posts like this are real vs fake. The dumber they are, the more believable they are.
#4488
2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


The problem with how stupid these people actually are is that I have no idea how to tell what posts like this are real vs fake. The dumber they are, the more believable they are.

Its impossible to tell. "the 100% fake" inclination only works until you consider how galactically fucking stupid these cunts like Boobert, Gaetz, MTG, Santos, etc... are. Their dumbassery has rendered satire pointless.

#4489

 

Her son needs a Public Defender but she’s paying Massie’s fine.

 

 

#4490
VIDEO: Cong @laurenboebert attempts to rip down Palestinian flag that was draped over George Washington statue on the GWU campus.

 

#4491
On 4/16/2024 at 1:22 PM, Chewbacca said:

Pickups and side by sides and guns, I'd guess.  And I'm sure that consulting gig terminated about the time their marriage did.

Don't forget a jet ski or 3.

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#4496
5 minutes ago, faps said:

Might just fap.

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