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53 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

No one you have ever jerked off to has given you their consent 

 Assume consent is granted when I straddle her chest.

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 Assume consent is granted when I straddle her chest.
Dang it, I've done many a depraved act, but I missed this one somehow. /Makes Notes/. Although I prefer to finish via coitus.

Welcome to the CR Horny thread.
6 hours ago, BamaATL said:

I'd have to agree with this, I"m pretty uncomfortable with it.  However, it does beg the far more important question, who are the original models in this photo?  I need to do more "research" on them.  

I assumed it was an AI deepfake. 

9 hours ago, Goredho said:

Eh, I'll wait for AOC's or Boebert's outrage before I start white knitting over a photo that is obviously fake and not them.  Also, we're all on a forum with a section titled "I'd pee in her butt", so there is a certain amount of sexist/toxic male behavior that you accept and tolerate with your presence on surlyhorns.

A Palace of Degenerates if you will.

6 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

No one you have ever jerked off to has given you their consent 

I like to think Cheryl Tiegs would have.

7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I like to think Cheryl Tiegs would have.

She always seemed so polite.

8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I like to think Cheryl Tiegs would have.

I believe selling this poster was implied consent.

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42 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I believe selling this poster was implied consent.

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This one was guilt free 

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21 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

It's fucking gross. Looking at hot consenting women (nekkid or not) is awesome but it sucks to see such approval of shit like this from what is otherwise a reasonable group of people. This same group that (rightly) champions women's right to control their bodies shouldn't also applaud manipulating images to sexualize non-consenting women. 

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Keep complaining.  I am almost there!

(P.S.  I agree with you)

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Don't ask me why I found this - but here is Boobsert with Mrs Gaetz
Interesting pose - completely empty room and they are doing the standing snuggle

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34 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Don't ask me why I found this - but here is Boobsert with Mrs Gaetz
Interesting pose - completely empty room and they are doing the standing snuggle

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The Monz Venus has upped its game. 

9 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I believe selling this poster was implied consent.

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Yes, but the manager of Spencer’s would have preferred you to wait until you got home with it

1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

Don't ask me why I found this - but here is Boobsert with Mrs Gaetz
Interesting pose - completely empty room and they are doing the standing snuggle

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That's the Library of Congress.  I'm surprised Boobert didn't burst into flames being near that many books. 

5 hours ago, miguelito said:

That's the Library of Congress.  I'm surprised Boobert didn't burst into flames being near that many books. 

My nephew slept on that floor along with his fellow oklahoma national guard soldiers when they were protecting the peaceful transition of power at the 2021 biden inauguration from the maga.

I trust that story has gotten him laid numerous times.

This thread is ridiculous. Some of you definitely shouldn’t check out cfake.com. 

On 5/3/2024 at 9:12 AM, Horn Dog said:

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Keep complaining.  I am almost there!

(P.S.  I agree with you)

Don’t blame me! I voted for Kodos!

Family values.

 

On 4/11/2024 at 7:01 PM, Smax said:

 

Anyone else think this dude is just the white trash version of the 'I'm a Mac' guy?

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In 2024, he'd be a perfect spokesman for the iPhone SE on Boost mobile.

8 hours ago, RPM said:

Family values.

 

Perfect example of when anal sex is the better choice.

 

2 hours ago, AnTiM said:

Perfect example of when anal sex is the better choice.

 

Any intercourse with Boebert is fucking an asshole 

On 5/2/2024 at 12:09 PM, Serak The Preparer said:

It's fucking gross. Looking at hot consenting women (nekkid or not) is awesome but it sucks to see such approval of shit like this from what is otherwise a reasonable group of people. This same group that (rightly) champions women's right to control their bodies shouldn't also applaud manipulating images to sexualize non-consenting women. 

And then there are some of us just here for the shits and giggles!

Is that "The Good Liars" dude?  Either way, much respect.  

Also, if you have to take a shit later tonight, call Boebert's Colorado office and indicate, "Look, there's now a 2 Beetlejuice.  I've got 2 tickets.  She's got 2 hands.  Let's do this."  The receptionist's breathing after you say it is fucking hilarious.  Whole thing only takes like 30 seconds but holy shit, is it funny.  However, if you say "Beet My Juice, sorry ma'am, Beetlejuice", she will threaten to call Capitol security.  But it's still weird because Lauren tried to have some of them murdered.  I mean, she's on record saying she hates how Alec Baldwin injects himself into politics and the second lead in the handjob play is based on Alec Baldwin.  If an immortal guy with a shrunken head sat down next to me in a waiting room, it'd be more normal than the insanity we're living in right now.  

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

Is that "The Good Liars" dude?  Either way, much respect.  

If only there were some way to be sure 

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Family values

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Apparently this was a real tweet (now deleted).  

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39 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Apparently this was a real tweet (now deleted).  

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I want this to be true. So much.

"Cognitive dissidents" might be the most unintentionally ironic phrase of the century (to date).

As usual, band name.

No understanding of how stupid she is

7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

"Cognitive dissidents" might be the most unintentionally ironic phrase of the century (to date).

As usual, band name.

Love that band.  Let’s go see that show.   I know we’re all thinking it so I’m just gonna say it.  We all get a hand Job at that show?  

Just now, YGIFS said:

hand Job

I'm really rusty on my biblical studies -- is Hand Job one of the apocrypha?

He was one of the lesser known biblical figures.  But, if you say his name three times into a fountain water; Lauren Boebert appears and haunts your dreams.  But yes; there’s still a handjob

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She'll be out of a job soon, trailing her primary opponent by 14 points in a primary with 6 candidates.  I think all her trips to NYC were to try and get a cabinet appointment.   

https://www.coloradopolitics.com/elections/2024/internal-poll-shows-mccorkle-leads-boebert/article_4fd34bbc-1d03-11ef-aa9d-bb703058a29b.html

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McCorkle, a Marine veteran making his third run for the seat, led Boebert 41% to 27%, with 33% undecided in a hypothetical general election contest, a survey of likely general election voters released Tuesday by McCorkle's campaign found.

The same poll showed former President Donald Trump 10 points ahead of President Joe Biden in the district, which covers Douglas County, Loveland and the Eastern Plains and is the state's most reliably Republican congressional seat.

According to results reviewed by Colorado Politics, Trump had 45% to Biden's 35%, with independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. polling at 6% and 14% of votes undecided. Trump won the district's electorate by an 18.5 percentage point margin in 2020.

 

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She'll be out of a job soon, trailing her primary opponent by 14 points in a primary with 6 candidates.  I think all her trips to NYC were to try and get a cabinet appointment.   
https://www.coloradopolitics.com/elections/2024/internal-poll-shows-mccorkle-leads-boebert/article_4fd34bbc-1d03-11ef-aa9d-bb703058a29b.html
McCorkle, a Marine veteran making his third run for the seat, led Boebert 41% to 27%, with 33% undecided in a hypothetical general election contest, a survey of likely general election voters released Tuesday by McCorkle's campaign found.
The same poll showed former President Donald Trump 10 points ahead of President Joe Biden in the district, which covers Douglas County, Loveland and the Eastern Plains and is the state's most reliably Republican congressional seat.
According to results reviewed by Colorado Politics, Trump had 45% to Biden's 35%, with independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. polling at 6% and 14% of votes undecided. Trump won the district's electorate by an 18.5 percentage point margin in 2020.
 
McCorkle is a Democrat, not her primary opponent.
2 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

 
McCorkle is a Democrat, not her primary opponent.

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12 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

 
McCorkle is a Democrat, not her primary opponent.

Even better.  I found stats on the actual Republican primary and she is in a dead heat with one of the other 5 but drops once people are read statements about her.

Well I don’t know how this ranked voting open primary shit in Colorado works. But we’re all getting handjobs, right?  

 

 

 

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