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#4701
11 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:


The smugness of her ignorance on full display. Lovely.

For sure.  She's at the Peak.spacer.png

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#4703
33 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

1231px-Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_Effect_01.
 

This is how I know that graph, but it doesn’t have a confidence gap. 

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#4704
4 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

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Oh you sweet summer child... there is no peak to the stupidity of the GQP.

#4705
9 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Oh you sweet summer child... there is no peak to the stupidity of the GQP.

Yeah,  they'll never become aware.  They'll just jump to their own "research" or pivot to any other red herring that their barely functioning neurons vomit up for them. 

They don't want to learn

#4706
3 hours ago, SKJ said:

Yeah,  they'll never become aware.  They'll just jump to their own "research" or pivot to any other red herring that their barely functioning neurons vomit up for them. 

They don't want to learn

This is the real crux of the problem, how do you deal with people that are willfully ignorant?  

#4707
1 minute ago, BamaATL said:

This is the real crux of the problem, how do you deal with people that are willfully ignorant?  

However you do it, you’re going to need a carpet cleaning service afterwards.

#4710
On 7/12/2024 at 12:09 PM, Willfully Horn said:

However you do it, you’re going to need a carpet cleaning service afterwards.

That or a gold coin..

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#4711

Looks like Boebert got some new ink.

Politics aside, she's a definite "would" for me.

 

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#4712

She's not jerking off some  rando under the boardwalk, are we even certain this is her? 

#4713
1 minute ago, Blotto said:

She's not jerking off some  rando under the boardwalk, are we even certain this is her? 

Give it time, Rome wasn't jacked in a day

#4716

Let's not besmirch any female that chooses to get a tattoo that clearly screams "I'm looking for a good time with just about anybody" in an area that requires removing considerable clothing to fully show off.

#4720

I'm just gonna point out that the Beetleguese release is only a couple of weeks out.  

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#4722
13 minutes ago, bluto said:

She’s had that tat a long time

And I think the part going into her "bikini line" ends in an arrow that says "enter here."  And it should probably be preceded with "Abandon hope all ye who."

#4724
6 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

And I think the part going into her "bikini line" ends in an arrow that says "enter here."  And it should probably be preceded with "Abandon hope all ye who."

It's the Sarlacc pit of vaginas 

#4727

I am not gonna lie, if I had no idea who that was, had a few drinks at the bar and it was dark, I would try. If I saw that tattoo I would immediately know I fucked up.. Any woman with that "art" is a full on psycho. 

I would likely fuck up though.

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#4729
On 6/27/2024 at 7:37 AM, Anastasis said:

Try not to over think it. 

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#4732

Get in line behind this guy

Lauren Boebert, can i take you to Beetlejuice 2?

 

#4733
NEW: Rep Lauren Boebert (R-CO) says it's "confirmed" that a Venezuelan gang is involved in child sexual abuse in Aurora. That claim first surfaced two days ago as an anonymous, third-hand account. When we asked Boebert for her evidence, she alleged a media cover-up. #copolitics

 

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#4741
On 8/15/2024 at 8:41 PM, HOOKEM4 said:

I am not gonna lie, if I had no idea who that was, had a few drinks at the bar and it was dark, I would try. If I saw that tattoo I would immediately know I fucked up.. Any woman with that "art" is a full on psycho. 

I would likely fuck up though.

You don't get her name or number or anything. You just buy her a few drinks at the bar and ask if she wants to sit in the hot tub. Guaranteed hand job.

#4743
7 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Some of y'all would fuck a haystack if you heard there was a snake somewhere inside.

PM Patricio Swayze.

#4745
51 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

You don't get her name or number or anything. You just buy her a few drinks at the bar and ask if she wants to sit in the hot tub. Guaranteed hand job.

Drinks and attention alone at the bar would get you some OTPHJ action while you talk.

Hot tub time = siting on the edge of the Hot tub blowie that quickly transition to stand up doggie on the hot tub steps.

She’s giving it up on the first time you meet her. No date needed. Only drinks and attention.

#4746
11 hours ago, Matuka said:

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The jersey shore reboot has jumped the shark 

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#4748
Even if you found a feral child near the dumpster behind a Dairy Queen and then educated it on absolutely nothing but Dukes of Hazzard reruns and Mountain Dew nutrition facts, that child would still have a better understanding of the U.S. Constitution than Lauren fucking Boebert.

She's been fairly quiet of late. I presume she's still considered a lock to win in her  new district?

#4749
13 minutes ago, Blotto said:

She's been fairly quiet of late. 

Hey, Hamilton just opened tonight at her favorite theater.  Maybe she couldn't get tickets just yet.

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#4750

“Say No To This” is a pantydropper, so I can only assume she had multiple chances to give a handie in Act I.

”Right Hand Man” or “Non Stop.”

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