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13 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Hey, Hamilton just opened tonight at her favorite theater.  Maybe she couldn't get tickets just yet.

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Everyone else was in the room where it happened
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Everyone else was in the room where it happened
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The room where it happened

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Hell, I'll take Lauren to Hamilton on the condition that she can time the climax to when the king is on stage.

^^ user name on point 

15 hours ago, Blotto said:

I presume she's still considered a lock to win in her  new district?

Yes - her predecessor won in ‘22 with 60% of the vote vs 36%. She might not get 60% but it’s safe to say she will win. And sadly she will continue to be elected until she dies or gets arrested for something. Most congressmen leave for better roles (senate, governor, etc) or stupidly high paying consulting/media jobs. Due to her low IQ neither will happen and so she isn’t going anywhere. If she can win the GOP primary AFTER publicly giving a dude a handjob on video AND moving into a new district, she is safe for the foreseeable future. 

23 hours ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

Hell, I'll take Lauren to Hamilton on the condition that she can time the climax to when the king is on stage.


You don’t think that ‘I’m not throwing away my shot’ might be a little more fitting?

2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

did her kid ever get convicted?

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Hadn’t heard from Lauren in a while. 

 

Looks like a good start to an Only Fans page

It took me a bit to figure out that leg situation.  Looks like a Got Damn Escher piece.

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

TIL Matt Gaetz is not married to Nestor

On paper 

7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

TIL Matt Gaetz is not married to Nestor

Don't let Nestor know that

Boebert looks like quite the intellectual in spectacles.

America is in good hands!

I might have to reevaluate some things after seeing that photo. 

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

I might have to reevaluate some things after seeing that photo. 

I don't know about reevaluate, but I've definitely readjusted some things.

On 12/22/2024 at 8:56 AM, RomaVicta said:

Boebert looks like quite the intellectual in spectacles.

America is in good hands!

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This is a match made in White Trash Heaven

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He got her by serenading her with:

Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the Boobert, said up drop the Boobert

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

This is a match made in White Trash Heaven

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Dear God.....just think of all the newly created antibiotic-resistant STDs brewing in those nether regions as we speak.

36 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Dear God.....just think of all the newly created antibiotic-resistant STDs brewing in those nether regions as we speak.

Not if they use ivermectin as lubricant.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Not if they use ivermectin as lubricant.

Those two could use a plutonium-bleach solution and it still wouldn't clean up the mess they've got brewing down there.  Some things are too virulent to be killed.

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

This is a match made in White Trash Heaven

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That’s not Kid Rock, that’s Mike Lindell in drag.

Name suggestion for the baby:  Rock Kid-Boobert

44 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Dear God.....just think of all the newly created antibiotic-resistant STDs brewing in those nether regions as we speak.

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Okay, I'm finally out. Taking Kid Rock's sloppy seconds is pretty much the only bridge on the planet that I wouldn't cross.

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

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SHAPE OF… A WEEPING CUNT BOIL!

17 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Did she give him a hand job in the cab?

Where didn't she give him a hand job?

Okay, I'm finally out. Taking Kid Rock's sloppy seconds is pretty much the only bridge on the planet that I wouldn't cross.

Fresh Prince in empty living room gif.
37 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Where didn't she give him a hand job?

non sine manu opus

5 hours ago, Goredho said:

That’s not Kid Rock, that’s Mike Lindell in drag.

Holy shit. Now I can't unsee Mike Lindell.

I'll take two people who really aren't aging well for $3.50.

Kid, honey, is it supposed to be this soft? 

On 2/11/2025 at 11:39 AM, C-Man said:

This is a match made in White Trash Heaven

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The only thing in this crazy world that makes sense.

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8 minutes ago, speed817 said:

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Got to be lyin' coz she ain't got no cross around her neck like her man Kid.

41 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Sounds like a Country song.

Nope, nothing about mama or trains or trucks or prison or getting drunk or rain

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