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(Wear a rubber, Dude.) Kim Kardashian is back on the market.

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Multiple sources tell Page Six that “divorce is imminent” for the Hollywood couple, with Kardashian hiring divorce attorney to the stars, Laura Wasser.

“They are keeping it low-key but they are done,” says a source. “Kim has hired Laura Wasser and they are in settlement talks.”

 

 

https://pagesix.com/2021/01/05/kim-kardashian-kanye-west-getting-a-divorce-shes-done/

That Wasser chick belongs in the over 40 thread.

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2 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Who’s the lawyer’s friend in the ill-fitting suit?  

Kim

I’m so sad. They’ve been my dream couple forever.

And that lawyer chick just made my list of “Hot Cali Chicks To Bang”.

If Kim and Kanye can't stay together then there's no hope for any of us. 

Okay, if my fiancée Kim… is… a hobbit, then how come… it uh how c- then, okay, if she's a hobbit, then how come she don't live in a hole in the ground? BOOOOOOM! All y'all just got lit up, cuz! She don't live in no hole in the ground, she lives in a big-ass mansion, with me, in her room, that is slightly below ground! So, you can… She, she is sexy, and womanly, and she smokes a pipe. She can blow them rings that go up over her head, and… Hold up.”

“She is serious about taking the bar exam and becoming a lawyer"

She's gonna end up posting here, isn't she?

I know she makes money hand over fist, but I gotta imagine Kanye's Adidas money outpaced her by quite a bit during their marriage. She stand to make a(nother) fortune?

2 hours ago, TommyGufano said:

I know she makes money hand over fist, but I gotta imagine Kanye's Adidas money outpaced her by quite a bit during their marriage. She stand to make a(nother) fortune?

Saw something from a reputable mag (Forbes, etc) that she was somewhere around 300, and at that point, he had eclipsed 1B.   I posted it somewhere on Surly because someone said I was full of shit, but I had just happened to read it, so I found and posted the link.  But yeah, he's got ALOT more than her. Her little sis has about 3x as much as well. Idiocy.

19 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Would not put my dick in that 

I would. I would knock her up. 
 

Dave Chappelle Gotcha GIF

The yeezy brand makes over a billion a year, per a yeezy employee I know. Don’t know what the split to Kanye is. 

6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The yeezy brand makes over a billion a year, per a yeezy employee I know. Don’t know what the split to Kanye is. 

What is a yeezy?

54 minutes ago, deadshank said:

What is a yeezy?

It’s a yellow sneeze.

2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You don’t want to have a teenager that knows

She’s gagged and chained up in the basement.  

Why are these people famous? For airing their trashy lives on the teeeeveeee? "Celebrities" like this don't help our image, which, for many reasons, has been deteriorating worldwide for more than a decade.

Well Kanye is a multi platinum rapper but Kim and the whole crew are famous because their dad represented OJ, mom married Jenner and then Caitlyn and Kim got pounded on camera by Ray J.

America MotherFucker!

12 hours ago, woohorn said:

“She is serious about taking the bar exam and becoming a lawyer"

She's gonna end up posting here, isn't she?

That would be tits.

20 minutes ago, Restinmybones said:

Why are these people famous? For airing their trashy lives on the teeeeveeee? "Celebrities" like this don't help our image, which, for many reasons, has been deteriorating worldwide for more than a decade.

It's the tide.  The dismal tide.  It's not the one thing.

4 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

Well Kanye is a multi platinum rapper but Kim and the whole crew are famous because their dad represented OJ, mom married Jenner and then Caitlyn and Kim got pounded on camera by Ray J.

America MotherFucker!

Ha.... Yeah, that's about right. I was talking specifically about the Kardashians, not West.

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

It's the tide.  The dismal tide.  It's not the one thing.

The dismal, stinky, trash filled tide.... the tide of History. 🙂

3 hours ago, deadshank said:

What is a yeezy?

 

I won't go into the gross details, but its slang for a sex act that involves a yeast infection.

 

11 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Saw something from a reputable mag (Forbes, etc) that she was somewhere around 300...

Pounds or kilos?

12 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Saw something from a reputable mag (Forbes, etc) that she was somewhere around 300, and at that point, he had eclipsed 1B.   I posted it somewhere on Surly because someone said I was full of shit, but I had just happened to read it, so I found and posted the link.  But yeah, he's got ALOT more than her. Her little sis has about 3x as much as well. Idiocy.

No shit, I thought you were talking lbs.  The 1B got me back on track.

Well, pretty sure she's gotten pretty close to that benchmark as well.  I've got the wrong colored dick for her, but would Chapelle/Oprah that shit.  

On 1/6/2021 at 8:31 AM, deadshank said:

She’s gagged and chained up in the basement.  

Go on...

On 1/6/2021 at 9:08 AM, LebongJames said:

Caitlyn and Kim got pounded on camera by Ray J.

I ain’t watching that one. 

On 1/6/2021 at 6:35 AM, deadshank said:

What is a yeezy?

Uglier than normal(if that is possible) Adidas. Over priced even compared to Nike, trash.

 

 

On 1/6/2021 at 7:08 AM, LebongJames said:

Well Kanye is a multi platinum rapper but Kim and the whole crew are famous because their dad represented OJ, mom married Jenner and then Caitlyn and Kim got pounded on camera by Ray J.

America MotherFucker!

https://youtu.be/gT2ys2QvJOY

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On 1/5/2021 at 4:44 PM, tx ind said:

That Wasser chick belongs in the over 40 thread.

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Buddy of mine is a partner in that firm.

7 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Buddy of mine is a partner in that firm.

Polar opposite of csb

1 hour ago, smuggs said:

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She was great in T2

On 1/5/2021 at 7:05 PM, PRONG HORN said:

 

 

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this needs that dick from the lucci gif edited into it

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