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The US Capitol has been Breached [Action and Developing stories]

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  • happyhookem
    happyhookem

    You fucking Democrats stole an election and you expect everything to be fine. You support BLM and Antifa. It was ok while they were rioting, looting, and killing. Not one word of condemnation. Now yiu

  • CenTex Hill Billy
    CenTex Hill Billy

    The hypocrisy of binary politics is in full effect today.  BLM, Antifa burn buildings, loot cities, ambush cops, attack govt buildings, protest in state capitols and Trumpers demand the police ta

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1 minute ago, immamac said:

I don't think so, Pompeo just said a bunch of trash and didn't acknowledge at all the insurrection. 

Thanks! I think the weird SoS site thing was nothing, but apparently the helicopter thing is what has the DC correspondent's buzzing.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Just listening so I don't know who this is, but a woman on MSNBC talking now about how her sources in the DOD say that they won't be able to defend the White House, if enough people come at it from every side. Gulp. 

I would think enough snipers would do the trick pretty quickly, but what do I know.

 

1 hour ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

Flame throwers.

Personally, if I were Biden's people, I would take a reeeeeal good look at the makeovers in the Rose Garden and the basketball court as a just in case scenario for surprises. But I'm paranoid like that and also am not wild about the way the Garden turned out. The plants were overgrown and maybe it is still in that 'new' garden look, but for now it's quite stark.

2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Judge Holden was a personification of the evil nature of mankind, you uneducated fucking rube.

I'm such a sucker for western canon that this little tete-a-tete of ours got me rereading some good Bloom material and funnily enough it feels topical. See what you think and how it's aged (and/or predicted), from 2011:

"It is difficult to understand why someone like Bloom, who is so devoted to literature, so funny and just plain interesting, would be greatly disliked. But his opinions tend to evoke strong passions. He also has very vivid views on politics. For one thing, he is quite disappointed with President Barack Obama. “We had high hopes for Obama,” he says. “I’m afraid he turns out to be a Chicago pol. He doesn’t have much fight in him.”

“It all started with that absolute dreadful creature Ronald Reagan,” he continues. “It was Reagan who came along and persuaded the whole nation that it was all right to be selfish, that it was an American virtue to be selfish. And all of these Tea Party-ites wouldn’t exist if it hadn’t been for Reagan as their trailblazer. Incredible, the cigar-store Indian George W. Bush…the worst president in American history. The more-than-outrageous, the insufferable Donald Trump in today’s newspaper describes Obama as the worst president in American history. I’ll tell you what’s scary. Just one step beyond, and it will be early Nazi Germany. If the Tea Party, which already has a huge majority in the House, should also capture the Senate, you might start seeing sanctioned violence.” He also decries that group’s “racism, endless racism,” noting members of it have depicted the President of the United States as a chimpanzee.

Bloom says, “There’s a wonderful poem by William Butler Yeats,

“A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote./ A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat./ So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote.”"

Edited by DonkeyCigars

1 hour ago, MC Fresh Breath said:


Stupid journalists! It was not an assault rifle!  An assault rifle is [insert pedantic/semantic definition of what an assault rifle is here]  but what he had when he was arrested was [insert pedantic/semantic explanation of why this was not an actual assault rifle here].  Granted, one bullet could bring down an elephant and this holds 15 bullets, but it was NOT an assault rifle.  This is why stupid lib journalists shouldn't be allowed to write about guns!

12 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

...I think we will almost get there eventually and I think it will be worse than what we had imagined.

Ahhh, you've grasped another Rule of Trumpism: it's ALWAYS worse than you first imagined.  Well-done.

2 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Thanks! I think the weird SoS site thing was nothing, but apparently the helicopter thing is what has the DC correspondent's buzzing.

[Alex Jones] Sorry, I'm only on board with the freakout if they're "black helicopters." [/Alex Jones]

1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

 

Personally, if I were Biden's people, I would take a reeeeeal good look at the makeovers in the Rose Garden and the basketball court as a just in case scenario for surprises. But I'm paranoid like that and also am not wild about the way the Garden turned out. The plants were overgrown and maybe it is still in that 'new' garden look, but for now it's quite stark.


He should take the Oath of Office from his basement, just to piss off the patriots. 

1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


He should take the Oath of Office from his basement, just to piss off the patriots. 

Yeah, and behind him we could put some boxes and write "Hillarys emails" on them.

Just now, Foosters said:

Yeah, and behind him we could put some boxes and write "Hillarys emails" on them.

They should be pizza boxes, of course.

3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I think they got your number.  And it's 306.  (if you sing it right, it's quite melodic) 

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Ahhh, you've grasped another Rule of Trumpism: it's ALWAYS worse than you first imagined.  Well-done.

[Alex Jones] Sorry, I'm only on board with the freakout if they're "black helicopters." [/Alex Jones]

I was an auditor for many years and it was always worse than what I imagined.  In fact many times, it was worse than my drunken wild speculation.

Never thought I’d live to see a President with a negative approval rating among dead people.

7 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


He should take the Oath of Office from his basement, just to piss off the patriots. 

Place his hand on Hunter's laptop rather than a bible. 

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Never thought I’d live to see a President with a negative approval rating among dead people.

Nah, Herman Cain still supports him. He's dead even.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Never thought I’d live to see a President with a negative approval rating among dead people.

It's like they're an invisible enemy. I hope they haunt him.

4 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

Place his hand on Hunter's laptop rather than a bible. 

Then have him turn and open the gate for some brown people.

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Never thought I’d live to see a President with a negative approval rating among dead people.

Have you seen the voting splits among that group?  I believe the RNC is the only group that polls it. 

2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Then have him turn and open the gate for some brown people.

While kneeling during the National Anthem. 

9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Never thought I’d live to see a President with a negative approval rating among dead people.

Dude would even lose the RGV.  LBJ would be laughing at him.

Sorry for me panicking for a minute. When I first logged in it was to comment on the helicopter stuff but then I saw someone else had done it and when I saw the thing about the State Department, I went a little bug-eyed until it was explained. I'd heard that he wouldn't answer questions afterward from some reporters, and he's been very cagey while simultaneously plumping up his attributes and rhetoric. Bears watching as we've said before. It could just be nothing but there is that foreboding feeling as the seconds tick by.

 

20 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Then have him turn and open the gate for some brown people.

While also handing them $2000 in Biden Bucks. 

26 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Never thought I’d live to see a President with a negative approval rating among dead people.

The lone proven example of a dead person voting was for trump, so that is 100% approval from the dead.

45 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Secretary of State Pompeo is speaking on Voice of America Live. It was delayed

Now that ain't very live now is it?

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

does this mean I should stop celebratory drinking?  

Yes and start depressed drinking.

6 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Sorry for me panicking for a minute. When I first logged in it was to comment on the helicopter stuff but then I saw someone else had done it and when I saw the thing about the State Department, I went a little bug-eyed until it was explained. I'd heard that he wouldn't answer questions afterward from some reporters, and he's been very cagey while simultaneously plumping up his attributes and rhetoric. Bears watching as we've said before. It could just be nothing but there is that foreboding feeling as the seconds tick by.

 

Pretty freaky times.

I had a conversation with Mrs. Jiggy-Z this morning about what might happen between now and the 20th and beyond.  She was the instigator.

What with the big hack, nut jobs shooting democrats, a coup, disruption of the electrical grid we put together a plan to get a generator from my office, bring my hunting rifle home (also from my office), stock up on supplies, and shore up the perimeter defenses of our  rural "estate".

Then, of course, we realized if shit really hit the fan, we were in no position to shoot anyone, do all of that extra work, and had no room for all of that extra food.  So we just decided to get some more alcohol and hope for the best.

Those end of times nuts must be really committed.

Rifle is stored at work (self employed) to avoid any problems at home and I am a contractor so I have plenty of generators available. 

4 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

But muh first amendment that I don't understand!

1 minute ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Pretty freaky times.

I had a conversation with Mrs. Jiggy-Z this morning about what might happen between now and the 20th and beyond.  She was the instigator.

What with the big hack, nut jobs shooting democrats, a coup, disruption of the electrical grid we put together a plan to get a generator from my office, bring my hunting rifle home (also from my office), stock up on supplies, and shore up the perimeter defenses of our  rural "estate".

Then, of course, we realized if shit really hit the fan, we were in no position to shoot anyone, do all of that extra work, and had no room for all of that extra food.  So we just decided to get some more alcohol and hope for the best.

Those end of times nuts must be really committed.

Rifle is stored at work (self employed) to avoid any problems at home and I am a contractor so I have plenty of generators available. 

Address?

Would you sell me some of your land for booze? I can throw in a rifle too.

7 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Pretty freaky times.

I had a conversation with Mrs. Jiggy-Z this morning about what might happen between now and the 20th and beyond.  She was the instigator.

What with the big hack, nut jobs shooting democrats, a coup, disruption of the electrical grid we put together a plan to get a generator from my office, bring my hunting rifle home (also from my office), stock up on supplies, and shore up the perimeter defenses of our  rural "estate".

Then, of course, we realized if shit really hit the fan, we were in no position to shoot anyone, do all of that extra work, and had no room for all of that extra food.  So we just decided to get some more alcohol and hope for the best.

Those end of times nuts must be really committed.

Rifle is stored at work (self employed) to avoid any problems at home and I am a contractor so I have plenty of generators available. 

In McCarthy's 'The Road,' when it first becomes apparent that civilization has fallen, the unnamed mother and wife of the child and father protagonists, takes her own life rather than face what humanity has become. That always seemed the sensible solution.

Good luck fundraising this year, Voldemort

 

In the end, Trump cost Republicans the Presidency and the Senate.

The son of a bitch actually did it. 

He Made America Great Again

Someone should infiltrate the Nuts and ask them about the other 7 state capitols....  mind fucked with guaranteed. 

Edited by Underdog

31 minutes ago, Underdog said:

While also handing them $2000 in Biden Bucks. 

and vaccines.

8 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Good luck fundraising this year, Voldemort

 

A lot of companies are saying they aren't going to donate to senators/congressmen who voted for the objections.  /FAAFO

1 hour ago, Foosters said:

Yeah, and behind him we could put some boxes and write "Hillarys emails" on them.

or 11,780

The President has been conditioning everyone for late afternoon and evening rallies. He's often late, too. Just schedule the inauguration for 8:00 AM and have it at 6:00 AM and when they arrive it will be over.

3 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

or 11,780

Nahh.  Label them "GeorGIA StOlen TruMP VOTEZ -- ShREd ASAP!"

25 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Pretty freaky times.

I had a conversation with Mrs. Jiggy-Z this morning about what might happen between now and the 20th and beyond.  She was the instigator.

What with the big hack, nut jobs shooting democrats, a coup, disruption of the electrical grid we put together a plan to get a generator from my office, bring my hunting rifle home (also from my office), stock up on supplies, and shore up the perimeter defenses of our  rural "estate".

Then, of course, we realized if shit really hit the fan, we were in no position to shoot anyone, do all of that extra work, and had no room for all of that extra food.  So we just decided to get some more alcohol and hope for the best.

Those end of times nuts must be really committed.

Rifle is stored at work (self employed) to avoid any problems at home and I am a contractor so I have plenty of generators available. 


So ... party at Jiggy-Z's on the 20th?

I begin to think we should hold the innauguration in Vidor, Texas with only Black National Guard, Secret Service, and Texas Rangers as security.

5 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

If Muckety was still up and running, I bet the web you could make with it would be rather telling. If you've looked at the way the mob had tentacles, this is no different. Each person has a *role. Sometimes people screw up. But the smart leader has a fail safe. We know Trump is not smart in that way, he just attempts to keep his hands clean.  Question would be if there is another person out there with the plausible fail safe.....who will step back for awhile.

 

 

*not necessarily pre planned instructions. Finding someone who is 'friendly' or sympathetic to your goals when push comes to shove (life is endangered) is not likely to oppose the mob. Open a door here, lend a hand there. They'll rationalize it soon enough. Roger Stone didn't have to do much to get those Bush staffers to beat on the door of the election office in Florida and look what happened after that.

Don't forget to take selfies and give directions.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Nahh.  Label them "GeorGIA StOlen TruMP VOTEZ -- ShREd ASAP!"

If they do this they should fill it with dog shit and an audio device that starts playing the soundtrack to this meme on a loop once the box is opened.

you are so dumb harry styles GIF

Bonus points if they can insert a camera that livestreams as soon as the box is opened so we can see their faces and see how long it takes them to figure out its not real.  I'd put the over/under at 3 minutes and take the over.

Hang a Four Seasons Landscaping banner up for the Innauguration, maybe one for the porno shop/crematorium also. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

My first job was waiting tables at one of America's mid-priced generic restaurant chains.  One of our waitstaff was an older gal who had a rather large posterior.  One of my fellow waiters kept calling her "time zone."  I finally asked "what's up with that?"  Look at her ass -- it's bigger than any one time zone can hold!

 

Vic will be in his bunk.

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