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The US Capitol has been Breached [Action and Developing stories]

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Putin watching all this.

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  • happyhookem
    happyhookem

    You fucking Democrats stole an election and you expect everything to be fine. You support BLM and Antifa. It was ok while they were rioting, looting, and killing. Not one word of condemnation. Now yiu

  • CenTex Hill Billy
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    The hypocrisy of binary politics is in full effect today.  BLM, Antifa burn buildings, loot cities, ambush cops, attack govt buildings, protest in state capitols and Trumpers demand the police ta

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They conveniently have let the Pelosi is Satan sign to stay on the vehicle. 

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Someone was saying there's a photo circulating of him at a BLM protest in July. In no way do I think this moron is some antifa plant - seems like he enjoys "protesting"and preening and being a jackass.

Throw the fucking book at him. Pretty hard to singlehandedly embarass an entire country the way he did today. 

Lol maybe this is it - him at a BLM rally antagonizing protestors. What a clown.

 

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Any of you Trump voters wanna chime in on what you think today's events will do to our negotiating power when it comes to trade deals, or our credit rating, or our ability to not be laughed at?  

3 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

The Trumpers? I agree.

Yes.

1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

I was thinking that Dems should absolutely want to do it in a wrecked Capitol.

Yeah, and then right before the simulation finally ends, a fucking T-Rex could burst through the dome like the final scene of Jurassic Park. Wouldnt even faze me.

I think since Pence was presiding over the Senate proceedings in the capitol, he technically has the right to call in the National Guard, since the Capitol Grounds is not controlled by the executive branch, and the president does not have the authority. (Just spitballing, I don't know for sure).


You make Douglas Adams and Towely sad.
Any of you Trump voters wanna chime in on what you think today's events will do to our negotiating power when it comes to trade deals, or our credit rating, or our ability to not be laughed at?  

They’ll claim they wrote in Gary Johnson.
Just now, ztejas said:

Someone was saying there's a photo circulating of him at a BLM protest in July. In no way do I think this moron is some antifa plant - seems like he enjoys "protesting"and preening and being a jackass.

Throw the fucking book at him. Pretty hard to singlehandedly embarass an entire country the way he did today. 

That was me and it was an anti-mask protest in Scottsdale.  Saw a photo of him when I was scanning the crowd looking for at-will employees to fire.

3 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Yeah, and then right before the simulation finally ends, a fucking T-Rex could burst through the dome like the final scene of Jurassic Park. Wouldnt even faze me.

I'm rooting for asteroid at this point.

 

I can't imagine going back into the trashed chambers and issuing objections anew after what happened. Granted, I have a soul and a moral compass, so I'm not the best tea leaf reader for republicans


You give them way more credit than I. “See? Look how much support we have!”
1 minute ago, Js1 said:

 

After only four and a half hours. May want to run some drills guys. 

12 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Who brings full-size bath towels to a revolution?  You know they're home linens, not from a hotel because they're blue.  

Tac vest?  Check.  AR-15?  Check.  Bottled water?  Check.  Piano scarf and Kohl's towels your aunt got us off the wedding registry?  Check. 

You've clearly not read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. 

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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

 

I really hope that's true. It's time to get down to business. 

17 minutes to curfew.  The idiots standing in front of the police lines need to taste the fruits of their labor.

17 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Lube up, bitch

 

Trump will pardon him.

I would like to think that...
Anyway yeah they better secure state houses all across the country.
I heard some rumor there were problems in Kansas and Georgia.


Haven’t heard of anything in GA.
11 minutes ago, D_Goose said:

True, and talk about someone with an axe to grind.

Icing on the cake would be to put them in the Hunter Biden Unit of a private prison owned by Hillary.  

5 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

That was me and it was an anti-mask protest in Scottsdale.  Saw a photo of him when I was scanning the crowd looking for at-will employees to fire.

No I meant someone outside of Surly. See my edit. Looks like he was at a BLM protest just to fuck with the protestors and shout stuff about George Soros.

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

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Because he's a pedophile? Or because MAGA eats at Subway?  Wait, who are we talking about?  

2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

 

 

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Looks like the guy in the back right of the full image is also checking or clearing a weapon.  

3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

After only four and a half hours. May want to run some drills guys. 

Someone who covers the Capitol said it’s like Hogwarts. Winding halls, lots of rooms, easy to hide. They had to be thorough

 

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

The new Fleshlights have a real steampunk vibe.

11 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

This stings 

 


ok mother fuckers. We are getting lecture by Turkey. Motherfucking TURKEY. I know most trumpetts don’t n ow this, but that’s pretty fucking shitty. 

4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

After only four and a half hours. May want to run some drills guys. 

Right. They showed the cops moving people out and it looked fairly straightforward. They couldn't have done that a few hours ago?

 

9 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

I was thinking that Dems should absolutely want to do it in a wrecked Capitol.

Yep. Make the visual a part of the historical record. Then take all the broken shit and save it for a special exhibition in the Trump Presidential Library. 

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Great Liz.  How about the removal of him from office immediately after?

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

 

Nice. That's like Japan surrendering when the first bomb was in the air.

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

That oughta do it, thanks very much Zuck.

Just now, Js1 said:

 

2021 is looking up. 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

 

Interesting twitter response:

 

 

1 minute ago, Foosters said:

Nice. That's like Japan surrendering when the first bomb was in the air.

Now, shut down his twitter.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

 

So the trumpkins have a martyr. They are lucky they do not have more. 

Zuckerberg, "Look, right before the kidnapping victim's head actually separated off their neck and the sound of the saw hitting the floor...we cut the video feed okay?"  

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

100% on the GOP's hands. Divvy up the blame however you want, but there are a lot of names on the list

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1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Great Liz.  How about the removal of him from office immediately after?

The other Senator from Mass.

 

 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

That oughta do it, thanks very much Zuck.

yeah, thanks zuck!  way to go!

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