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The US Capitol has been Breached [Action and Developing stories]

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1 minute ago, happyhookem said:

You fucking Democrats stole an election and you expect everything to be fine. You support BLM and Antifa. It was ok while they were rioting, looting, and killing. Not one word of condemnation. Now yiu get butthurt. Well, you wanted control and socialism, now you got it. Don't bitch about it when it comes home to roost.

Any proof of stolen election? Or is my sarcasm meter totally screwed. 

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  • happyhookem
    happyhookem

    You fucking Democrats stole an election and you expect everything to be fine. You support BLM and Antifa. It was ok while they were rioting, looting, and killing. Not one word of condemnation. Now yiu

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    The hypocrisy of binary politics is in full effect today.  BLM, Antifa burn buildings, loot cities, ambush cops, attack govt buildings, protest in state capitols and Trumpers demand the police ta

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1 minute ago, Brian Fantana said:

Kill yourself

Don't do this. 

1 minute ago, happyhookem said:

Not one word of condemnation

More fucking lies, quit reading NewsMax you fucking rube.

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT. WE ARENT GOING TO FORGET

 

Ive seen that handsign somewhere before, but I just cant place it....

7 minutes ago, pacman said:

Unauthorized personnel at a congressional staffers desk is a cybersecurity breach

covered this earlier - violation of espionage act of 1917 - 20 years

I feel like R Lee Ermey asking Private Joker why he isn't stomping Private Pyle's guts out in the latrine in Full Metal Jacket.  It's past 6.  You fucked up BLM.  Do it to these people too.  

Man something seems different between the two but I just can’t put my finger on it
2 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

You fucking Democrats stole an election and you expect everything to be fine. You support BLM and Antifa. It was ok while they were rioting, looting, and killing. Not one word of condemnation. Now yiu get butthurt. Well, you wanted control and socialism, now you got it. Don't bitch about it when it comes home to roost.

Plenty of people condemned the rioting, we support peaceful protests only. We didn't steal the election.

We will remember you trying to destroy this country through mob rule and violence. We will remember.

3 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

 

Go fuck yourself you boot licking, tankie, fascistic fucking orange balloon knot polishing fuckwit. Most of that smoke is from the police deploying tear gas. I'd love to fucking see that right now.

Go die in a fire you fucking red hat. You are scum and I wish you nothing but ill in this life and the next.

3 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

You fucking Democrats stole an election and you expect everything to be fine. You support BLM and Antifa. It was ok while they were rioting, looting, and killing. Not one word of condemnation. Now yiu get butthurt. Well, you wanted control and socialism, now you got it. Don't bitch about it when it comes home to roost.

Who helps you tie your shoes?

Nope, not mad. Just calling it as I see it. For all our sakes, I hope to hell I'm wrong.

11 minutes ago, Red Five said:


That’s a straight up endorsement. Some had plans to take hostages. Some had bombs.

He should be tried for treason.  

4 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

You fucking Democrats stole an election and you expect everything to be fine. You support BLM and Antifa. It was ok while they were rioting, looting, and killing. Not one word of condemnation. Now yiu get butthurt. Well, you wanted control and socialism, now you got it. Don't bitch about it when it comes home to roost.

username definitely does not check out.

TTOM Sock?

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3 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

You fucking Democrats stole an election and you expect everything to be fine. You support BLM and Antifa. It was ok while they were rioting, looting, and killing. Not one word of condemnation. Now yiu get butthurt. Well, you wanted control and socialism, now you got it. Don't bitch about it when it comes home to roost.

Fuck you pussy. I wish we could meet in person.

Trump basically saying he can dial this up anytime and anywhere he wants, so we had better give him what he’s asking for. 

3 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

You fucking Democrats stole an election and you expect everything to be fine. You support BLM and Antifa. It was ok while they were rioting, looting, and killing. Not one word of condemnation. Now yiu get butthurt. Well, you wanted control and socialism, now you got it. Don't bitch about it when it comes home to roost.

well look at the little cry baby bitch.  you calling anyone butthurt is fucking hilarious, you twat waffle.

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Lol these curfews are always a slap on the wrist slap to try and disperse these demonstrations. Nobody abides to them at all

I guess you missed that thing last summer where they started teargassing protesters before curfew last summer so Trump could walk across the street and hold up a book he never read in front of a place he never goes.  

4 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

You fucking Democrats stole an election and you expect everything to be fine. You support BLM and Antifa. It was ok while they were rioting, looting, and killing. Not one word of condemnation. Now yiu get butthurt. Well, you wanted control and socialism, now you got it. Don't bitch about it when it comes home to roost.

 

2 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

 

Go back to Parler, you diseased mentally challenged nutsacks

fucking tragic.  Laying there bleeding out wrapped in a TRUMP FLAG!!!!!!!!
Why am I in tears? fucking stupid stupid people.

I guarantee you that’s how they all want to go out. Martyrs for their Dear Leader.
1 minute ago, happyhookem said:

Nope, not mad. Just calling it as I see it. For all our sakes, I hope to hell I'm wrong.

Have you always been a fan of sedition, or is it a recent thing?

1 minute ago, happyhookem said:

Nope, not mad. Just calling it as I see it. For all our sakes, I hope to hell I'm wrong.

You're a retard. I mean that sincerely. Now fuck off troll. 

1 minute ago, happyhookem said:

Nope, not mad. Just calling it as I see it. For all our sakes, I hope to hell I'm wrong.

Go fuck yourself. 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

New SC-1 rep who beat a Dem

Once you're the one threatened? 

Fuck you, too.

1 minute ago, BearSchlong said:

username definitely does not check out.

TTOM Sock?

Brevity is not the soul of TTom. 

42 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Sorry can't not see his name and post this video

 

2 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

Nope, not mad. Just calling it as I see it. For all our sakes, I hope to hell I'm wrong.

Hey I am all for an investigation and holding people accountable if the election was stolen. But saying all us Democrats did it is fucking bullshit. I assure you the only thing we did was show up and vote.

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Once you're the one threatened? 

Fuck you, too.

But...the leopards.

2 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

Nope, not mad. Just calling it as I see it. For all our sakes, I hope to hell I'm wrong.

you're not just wrong, you're anti-American, you Russian cunt

2 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

username definitely does not check out.

TTOM Sock?

Sure sounds like it.

2 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

Nope, not mad. Just calling it as I see it. For all our sakes, I hope to hell I'm wrong.

Nothing was stolen you dumb cunt

You fucking Democrats stole an election and you expect everything to be fine.

[mention]happyhookem [/mention] prove it aggy boi.
6 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

You fucking Democrats stole an election and you expect everything to be fine. You support BLM and Antifa. It was ok while they were rioting, looting, and killing. Not one word of condemnation. Now yiu get butthurt. Well, you wanted control and socialism, now you got it. Don't bitch about it when it comes home to roost.

Historians will have a hell of a time explaining your side's conflation of fascism and socialism.

3 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

Nope, not mad. Just calling it as I see it. For all our sakes, I hope to hell I'm wrong.

You've been brainwashed and have no sense of reality.  For your sake, I hope to hell I'm wrong.

3 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

Nope, not mad. Just calling it as I see it. For all our sakes, I hope to hell I'm wrong.

Oh you are so fucking wrong it is unreal. 
When are you idiots going to realize your monster unleashed is come back to kill you also. 

14 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

You fucking Democrats stole an election and you expect everything to be fine.

No we didn't.

14 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

You support BLM and Antifa.

BLM yes.  Antifa, not so much.

14 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

It was ok while they were rioting, looting, and killing.

No it wasn't.

14 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

Not one word of condemnation.

Plenty of words condemning looting and violence, but not peaceful protests against law enforcement brutality and systemic racism, which is by and large what the national Black Lives Matters protest were.

14 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

Now yiu get butthurt.

We're not butthurt.  We just won the presidency and control of the Senate and House of Representative.  The MAGA assholes that breached federal security and caused the needless death of one of their own, they're butthurt.  And you, your dripping anus is in so much pain right now.

14 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

Well, you wanted control and socialism, now you got it.

Socialism, schmocialism.  Give me a fucking break.

14 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

You fucking Democrats stole an election and you expect everything to be fine. You support BLM and Antifa. It was ok while they were rioting, looting, and killing. Not one word of condemnation. Now yiu get butthurt. Well, you wanted control and socialism, now you got it. Don't bitch about it when it comes home to roost.

Just an all-around fuck off to this idiotic post.

Edited by South Austin

This fucking pisses me off.  They went maddog on those protesters outside the White House last summer 10 minutes before curfew and they're letting these dickslaps who invaded the fucking Capitol hang around and party.  

Again, man, something feels different but I just can’t for the life of me place what it is
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Y’all @immamac left me mod privileges because he trusts me and owes me like 82 bottles of Bulleit, but seriously if there’s an issue I can try to take care of it so he’s not overwhelmed.  I’m a silent mod but can do shit if need be. 

3 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Brevity is not the soul of TTom. 

Yeah, not enough meth fueled rambling to be TTard.

8 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

 

Ok so I guess you are saying what happened in June was great? Insanity.

19 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

fucking tragic.  Laying there bleeding out wrapped in a TRUMP FLAG!!!!!!!!

Why am I in tears? fucking stupid stupid people.

 

Does that guy have a rifle, pointed at the cops?

Now imagine if he was black.

 

5 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

Fuck you pussy. I wish we could meet in person.

 

And what the fuck do you think you would do? And, sincerely, thanks for your service.

10 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

You fucking Democrats stole an election and you expect everything to be fine. You support BLM and Antifa. It was ok while they were rioting, looting, and killing. Not one word of condemnation. Now yiu get butthurt. Well, you wanted control and socialism, now you got it. Don't bitch about it when it comes home to roost.

Beating your godking's ass by over 7 million votes at the ballot box ain't theft.

4 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Sorry can't not see his name and post this video

 

Ain't got any rep. Owe you

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Y’all @immamac left me mod privileges because he trusts me and owes me like 82 bottles of Bulleit, but seriously if there’s an issue I can try to take care of it so he’s not overwhelmed.  I’m a silent mod but can do shit if need be. 

Leave the mod privileges, take the Bulleit. 

Just now, Cousin Strawberry said:

Yeah, not enough meth fueled rambling to be TTard.

ttom is wilding out on the purgatory board if you'd like to wander over there and observe him like some kind of animal at the zoo. 

6 minutes ago, happyhookem said:

Nope, not mad. Just calling it as I see it. For all our sakes, I hope to hell I'm wrong.

over/under of your lifeforce on the surl is 23 minutes

"Stole the election" via legal vote casting. 

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