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The US Capitol has been Breached [Action and Developing stories]

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5 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Pencil-necked dildo Eric Trump looks like a 12-year old wearing his dad's over coat.

 

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He probably is

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    You fucking Democrats stole an election and you expect everything to be fine. You support BLM and Antifa. It was ok while they were rioting, looting, and killing. Not one word of condemnation. Now yiu

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    The hypocrisy of binary politics is in full effect today.  BLM, Antifa burn buildings, loot cities, ambush cops, attack govt buildings, protest in state capitols and Trumpers demand the police ta

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2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

No source

imma want a source on that ASAP, plzzzzz

28 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Which is why they should all have a giant block T carved onto every one of their seditious foreheads. 

 

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1 minute ago, Captainant said:

imma want a source on that ASAP, plzzzzz

I saw it attributed to Metro Transit Police officers who made the quote, but I also have not seen a source

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6 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

I’m sure this is old news in the thread by now, and a sideshow to the police officer dying, the need for impeachment, the possibility of discovering Trump’s law enforcement appointments allowed the insurrection to happen, and the fact that Trump could do all kinds of horrible things in the next two weeks.

But let me just say Josh Hawley, this fucking dweeb, is such a pathetic loser it’s unbelievable.   He’s somehow more pathetic and sniveling than I would imagine from a guy that looks like he does and incites a riot to please Trumpkins so they’ll like him.  I didn’t think that was possible.  

What a little bitch.  He has no future even if he’s not expelled from politics, just purely based on the fact that he is such a simpering little pussy.  “Waaah!  Not my book deal!  I’ll see you in court!”  GTFO (insert jerk off gif).

I don’t know if he is even worth dignifying with bringing him up on charges and a prison sentence.  Just give him a wedgie and steal his lunch money and treat him like the little pissant he is for the rest of his pathetic life.  Have him wash your car like Biff at the end of Back To The Future.  Two coats of wax, Hawley!  Don’t you con me!

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4 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

This is a serious problem right?  

25 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I don’t think that’s what it was. It was the DC US attorney saying people who incited the riot may be punished.

 

Antifa is republican?
Just now, freyguy said:

This is a serious problem right?  

Well, yes it is. Apparently fraudulently elected ANTIFA members were lying about their part in a coup on Wednesday.

 

*ANTIFASCIST.

Except I'm being sarcastic.

It's a very big problem. We have police, former military, and elected officials violating oaths and committing sedition, vandalism, etc etc. It's a trajectory that we need to address but apparently America likes to ignore the large GOP elephant in the room when it makes doody or actively likes rolling around in crap.

3 minutes ago, freyguy said:

This is a serious problem right?  

In a, yeah, that's not surprising in the least, and their replacements would be just as bad kind of way, sure.

Which is why they should all have a giant block T carved onto every one of their seditious foreheads. 

Trigger fingers/thumbs removed seems warranted as well.
1 hour ago, gmr548 said:


This. These people stormed the Capitol draped in Trump gear, lowered the US flag and replaced it with a Trump flag, and damn near a majority of Republicans support it. His approval will not dip below that 39-42 percent threshold. He is their god. They will literally die for him.

No fucking shit?  Really?

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Worse yet, they’ll kill for him.

Gee, you think?  For fuck's sake, this has all been known.  All of it.  By anyone with a lick of sense.

I mean, goddamn, if mouthbreather Rick fucking PERRY can figure it out, then it's pretty damned obvious:

55 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I'm sure some Perry staffer wrote this for him, but still incredible to read. 

 

The problem with Trump has never been his policies, his actions (those are just a side effect).  The problem is the man himself.  He is a poison, and we have ingested the whole bottle.  The next two weeks will tell us whether we live or die as a result of our stupid, stupid fucking action that even the enablers said at the time would kill us.

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19 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

I keep asking that question. What was their ultimate goal here? Delaying the vote does nothing. 

It would've been one helluva a hoot if the Capitol cops had shot a state rep instead of that loon from California.  Ahhh, imagine.

Just now, Red Five said:

I keep asking that question. What was their ultimate goal here? Delaying the vote does nothing. 

They had pipe bombs, Molotov cocktails, guns, zip ties, nooses - and you don’t know what the goal was? They stormed the Capitol with the entire legislature inside!

8 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

The problem with Trump has never been his policies, his actions (those are just a side effect).  The problem is the man himself.  He is a poison, and we have ingested the whole bottle.  The next two weeks will tell us whether we live or die as a result of our stupid, stupid fucking action that even the enablers said at the time would kill us.

it's interesting you comment that trump is a poison - lady G gave an interview to the Daily Show in March 2016 in which he described electing cruz as "drinking poison" and trump as "shooting yourself"

It's quite a fucking fall from grace. What a craven pussy

1 minute ago, Pig Bellmont said:

They had pipe bombs, Molotov cocktails, guns, zip ties, nooses - and you don’t know what the goal was? They stormed the Capitol with the entire legislature inside!

Again.....imagine they were muslims, with the exact same facts.  What would our national reaction be?

Just now, Pig Bellmont said:

They had pipe bombs, Molotov cocktails, guns, zip ties, nooses - and you don’t know what the goal was? They stormed the Capitol with the entire legislature inside!

Right. So, kill enough of them to where they can't certify the vote, and Trump gets to remain president? Or just pure chaos with no real plan like the Joker?

Just now, Red Five said:

Right. So, kill enough of them to where they can't certify the vote, and Trump gets to remain president? Or just pure chaos with no real plan like the Joker?

That was the plan.  Now, the aftermath hadn't been figured out, but sheeeeit, with the Man still President, details didn't matter.

 

 

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Right. So, kill enough of them to where they can't certify the vote, and Trump gets to remain president? Or just pure chaos with no real plan like the Joker?

They had a fantasy where they were going to nab members of Congress (definitely including Pelosi), put them on "trial by the people," "convict" them of crimes against America, and execute them.

Again, I'm not making any of this up.  They wrote it down.  Repeatedly.  Then obtained materials to further their plan.  Then took physical action to execute it, violating numerous federal laws in the process.  This was a conspiracy putsch aiming to decapitate one of the three branches of our government.  Again, they WROTE IT DOWN.

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4 minutes ago, Captainant said:

it's interesting you comment that trump is a poison - lady G gave an interview to the Daily Show in March 2016 in which he described electing cruz as "drinking poison" and trump as "shooting yourself"

It's quite a fucking fall from grace. What a craven pussy

Lindsey Graham is a lot of things, but he's certainly not craven pussy.

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Someone has been watching too many Marvel movies

 

 

 

Steve doocy and Brian kilmeade have to be two of the dumbest people in vet allowed on the air. And they are allowed to share their thoughts.  I used to have Fox and friends on as background noise in the morning way back when ED Hill was on with them, and early megyn. 

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I keep asking that question. What was their ultimate goal here? Delaying the vote does nothing. 

Exactly what Trump told them to do for the last 2 months. Take their country back. 

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2 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

What’s Rick Perry think of all this?

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Wasn't there some discussion that Trump/Rudy would declare martial law at some point if the Capitol were to become occupied?

14 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I’m starting to realize that when someone declares themselves a patriot, they are anything but.

It's like bursting into a room of strangers and declaring that you're not gay when nobody's asked.

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They had a fantasy where they were going to nab members of Congress (definitely including Pelosi), put them on "trial by the people," "convict" them of crimes against America, and execute them.
Again, I'm not making any of this up.  They wrote it down.  Repeatedly.  Then obtained materials to further their plan.  Then took physical action to execute it, violating numerous federal laws in the process.  This was a conspiracy putsch aiming to decapitate one of the three branches of our government.  Again, they WROTE IT DOWN.
They published notes on fucking criminal conspiracy??!!
8 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Losing your book deal and having the Lincoln Project take aim at you in the same evening.

Bad day for Fancy Ted Cruz.
 

I am beginning to think Hawley fucked himself.   He was going to get away with it until the attacks on the Capitol. With mega donors turning against him, and Republicans in Missouri trashing the shit out of him, I think his career has peaked.  

22 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I keep asking that question. What was their ultimate goal here? Delaying the vote does nothing. 

It’s so hard to keep up. Has Trump floated “It was just a misguided patriotic scavenger hunt organized by Don Jr” yet?

14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

They had a fantasy where they were going to nab members of Congress (definitely including Pelosi), put them on "trial by the people," "convict" them of crimes against America, and execute them.

Again, I'm not making any of this up.  They wrote it down.  Repeatedly.  Then obtained materials to further their plan.  Then took physical action to execute it, violating numerous federal laws in the process.  This was a conspiracy putsch aiming to decapitate one of the three branches of our government.  Again, they WROTE IT DOWN.

This, they told us what they were going to do. Also, among the people there were most likely some other folks blending in who had various agendas which may or may not have succeeded.

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Wasn't there some discussion that Trump/Rudy would declare martial law at some point if the Capitol were to become occupied?

The Insurrection Act was discussed as a possibility and thus, Trump encouraged an insurrection.

Alarming, because war with Iran was also on the table and that hasn't happened, so we got that going for us.

8 hours ago, USMCHorn said:

Ted knows he's fucked.

I actually think there is a chance he’s done as well.  And that’s before the Lincoln Project really goes after him.    Him tweeting out about the dead cop cements it.   He loved pretending he had the tiger by the tail.  

8 hours ago, C-Man said:

I fucking love Coach Pop.

Can we forcibly draft him into running against Cruz, or for any statewide offices?

19 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I keep asking that question. What was their ultimate goal here? Delaying the vote does nothing. 

They were there to kill not to delay.  Restraints, loaded weapons, chemical weapons, pipe bombs, body armor.  They were not there to steal gavels and take selfies.  The ElizabethfromKnoxville types were there to witness it and thought nothing would happen to them.  The proud boys were there to fight and kill.  

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

I actually think there is a chance he’s done as well.  And that’s before the Lincoln Project really goes after him.    Him tweeting out about the dead cop cements it.   He loved pretending he had the tiger by the tail.  

Ummm, if Ted were 'encouraged' to step down, not that he would, but let's say he did: what is the procedure for his replacement? Biden appoints?

4 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Ummm, if Ted were 'encouraged' to step down, not that he would, but let's say he did: what is the procedure for his replacement? Biden appoints?

Governor appoints replacements so it would be Abbott. Special election would then be held to elect replacement to finish the term.

https://ballotpedia.org/Filling_vacancies_in_the_U.S._Senate

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Y'all look at these dumb fucking poor people storming the Capitol:

 

 

 

11 hours ago, Wax Beer Cup said:

M Crowd is MiCocina restaurants.  Not to be all aggy, but boycotted their ass years ago when it came out they were big Trump donors.  Miss their margaritas, but fuck ‘em. 

That's fascinating.  While M Crowd is doing well in the restaurant biz, I'm surprised they have $10M lying  around to throw at politics.  Same with a lot of others on that list.

3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Can we forcibly draft him into running against Cruz, or for any statewide offices?

I fucking hate today's NBA so I'll allow it.

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I actually think there is a chance he’s done as well.  And that’s before the Lincoln Project really goes after him.    Him tweeting out about the dead cop cements it.   He loved pretending he had the tiger by the tail.  

Man there's all sort of relevant anti-fascist quotes. Churchill comes to mind: "Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers from which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry."

Cruz is gonna get eaten by his own for leaving them out to dry, and he's going to be a pariah for the rest of his life

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