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The US Capitol has been Breached [Action and Developing stories]

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    You fucking Democrats stole an election and you expect everything to be fine. You support BLM and Antifa. It was ok while they were rioting, looting, and killing. Not one word of condemnation. Now yiu

  • CenTex Hill Billy
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    The hypocrisy of binary politics is in full effect today.  BLM, Antifa burn buildings, loot cities, ambush cops, attack govt buildings, protest in state capitols and Trumpers demand the police ta

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Wait, do some of y’all seriously think he’ll just go away once he leaves office?

This is a man that holds grudges for decades over the most petty shit imaginable. He feels entitled to be king of America, he thinks he’s been betrayed by the whole world, and he has a very large group of armed Americans supporting him who think he should be king.

He’s not going to be leading a charge on a fucking battlefield but if y’all think he’ll go away quietly if we just ignore him you’re fucking morons.

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Dude Parler is straight up FBI


AWS wouldn’t have dumped them if that were true
Wait, do some of y’all seriously think he’ll just go away once he leaves office?
This is a man that holds grudges for decades over the most petty shit imaginable. He feels entitled to be king of America, he thinks he’s been betrayed by the whole world, and he has a very large group of armed Americans supporting him who think he should be king.
He’s not going to be leading a charge on a fucking battlefield but if y’all think he’ll go away quietly if we just ignore him you’re fucking morons.


The odds are certainly higher now that he is an out-in-the-open seditionist. His brand is fucked. His money is going to start drying up quickly. I wouldn’t be surprised to see him try to leave the country. Didn’t Scotland already say no?
10 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Lolz

 

 

We covered this a few pages ago and had a bit of a discussion about cops telling people with outstanding warrants they had won free Yankee tickets if they would just show up at a certain place at a certain time to pick them up.

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

"You ride with the outlaw, you die with the outlaw."- Gus McCrae

The other guys were fucking her, i just wanted to see what they were enjoying. I thought she was just really tired and that's why she wasn't moving. I had no idea she was drugged and underaged. She didn't produce an ID, you can't hold that against me.

4 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

 


The odds are certainly higher now that he is an out-in-the-open seditionist. His brand is fucked. His money is going to start drying up quickly. I wouldn’t be surprised to see him try to leave the country. Didn’t Scotland already say no?

 

Scotland should refuse to allow his plane to land for national security reasons.   

20 minutes ago, B00M said:

Video? SIAP

 

7 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

 


The odds are certainly higher now that he is an out-in-the-open seditionist. His brand is fucked. His money is going to start drying up quickly. I wouldn’t be surprised to see him try to leave the country. Didn’t Scotland already say no?

 

Yeah, his ass might flee to some non-extradition country and set up a MAGA government in exile. That would be really fucking bad.

20 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Lolz

 

 

I'm signing up.  My inspection sticker is 11 months overdue, and Texas recently dumped the Covid grace period.  I'm like Al Capone, but more dangerous.

45 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Betcha oracle cloud offers them a sweet deal, those fucking vultures

Depends how much Autonomous DB they can package along with it. It's the future!

16 minutes ago, B00M said:

This isn't being presented clearly on the right. Friday morning KLBJ Austin said he sustained an injury but collapsed when he returned to his office, then died.  ~36 hours later I read here, he was hit with a fire hydrant...?!

 

I think he was hit on the head by a fire extinguisher during the melee. He died later, in the hospital I believe.

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

 

Some more context on "the big lie":

The expression was coined by Adolf Hitler, when he dictated his 1925 book Mein Kampf, about the use of a lie so "colossal" that no one would believe that someone "could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously". Hitler believed the technique was used by Jews to blame Germany's loss in World War I on German general Erich Ludendorff, who was a prominent nationalist and antisemitic political leader in the Weimar Republic. The claim that Germany was not beaten in 1918 was itself called a big lie.

TLDR; few believed any of the lies and made sure to fundraise off it. Some who knew it was a lie voted against certification bc they were scared of threats against their family (but Trump supporters)

1 hour ago, AnTiM said:

I am reminded of George Carlin's routine about one guy reading a book in the bar and another guy screaming "I'm gonna kill every motherfucker in here."  Which one are you gonna watch out for?

 

17 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

 


The odds are certainly higher now that he is an out-in-the-open seditionist. His brand is fucked. His money is going to start drying up quickly. I wouldn’t be surprised to see him try to leave the country. Didn’t Scotland already say no?

 

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16 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Yeah, his ass might flee to some non-extradition country and set up a MAGA government in exile. That would be really fucking bad.

Then you push the problem to the CIA...

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28 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

 

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3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Man, we were seconds away from probably assassinations

 

Pence finding out

 

 

Yeah, his ass might flee to some non-extradition country and set up a MAGA government in exile. That would be really fucking bad.


He still has to be able to access his money
35 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

The odds [of Trump not going away] are certainly higher now that he is an out-in-the-open seditionist.

Add in armed treasonous militia groups - and the scope of the problem surfaces into view. 

They are Napoleon's lumpen folk:

Spoiler

Traditionally, the Lumpen are parasitical groups composed largely from the remains of older, obsolete stages of social development. The Lumpen:

  • act only out of ignorant self-interest,
  • are easily manipulated by reactionary forces
  • can be used to combat non-reactionary forces

The lumpen exploit society for their own ends and, in turn, are exploited as a tool of destruction and regression by reactionary movements.

Vigilance remains a necessity. 

On one hand, it’s concerning the FBI or some other law enforcement agency hasn’t done a press conference after an insurgency attack on Article 1 of American democracy.  

On the other hand, it could mean no one wants to participate in what could easily be the continuation of a seditious criminal conspiracy via covering for Trump. 

Basically the federal government is in free fall. 

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1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

On one hand, it’s concerning the FBI or some other law enforcement agency hasn’t done a press conference after an insurgency attack on Article 1 of American democracy.  

On the other hand, it means no one wants to participate in what could easily be the continuation of a criminal conspiracy. 

Basically the federal government is in free fall. 

Ok. Cool. Hook'em

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

On one hand, it’s concerning the FBI or some other law enforcement agency hasn’t done a press conference after an insurgency attack on Article 1 of American democracy.  

On the other hand, it means no one wants to participate in what could easily be the continuation of a seditious criminal conspiracy. 

Basically the federal government is in free fall. 

That can tend to happen when the chief executive officer is actively attempting to overthrow the government. 

5 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Add in armed treasonous militia groups - and the scope of the problem surfaces into view. 

They are Napoleon's lumpen folk:

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Traditionally, the Lumpen are parasitical groups composed largely from the remains of older, obsolete stages of social development. The Lumpen:

  • act only out of ignorant self-interest,
  • are easily manipulated by reactionary forces
  • can be used to combat non-reactionary forces

The lumpen exploit society for their own ends and, in turn, are exploited as a tool of destruction and regression by reactionary movements.

Vigilance remains a necessity. 

not sure why you spoilered the lumpen....

the real question is, what about the FIT-lumpen ??

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Today in Kentucky. What is it with the fucking zip ties?!  
 

 

They LOOOVE to play dress up!

damn ^ that's some tiny dick action there with all that gear

59 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

 


The odds are certainly higher now that he is an out-in-the-open seditionist. His brand is fucked. His money is going to start drying up quickly. I wouldn’t be surprised to see him try to leave the country. Didn’t Scotland already say no?

 

Nah, man, he's going to Edinburg later this week:
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3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Today in Kentucky. What is it with the fucking zip ties?!  
 

 

He found those on the floor and was looking for a LEO to give them to.

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

not sure why you spoilered the lumpen....

the real question is, what about the FIT-lumpen ??

FIT-lumpen subset of trump-lumpen.  They come from all walks of life - from insurance general counsel to marketers. a rabble of lumpen. 

26 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

 


He still has to be able to access his money

 

Putin has plenty of money for him.

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42 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Man, we were seconds away from probably assassinations

 

 

We were basically minutes from having Gaddafi-like footage of senators, congressmen and women, and maybe even the Vice President of the United States being killed by an angry mob in the capitol building. Fucking unreal. 

Sorry, the only uniting and healing I'm interested is uniting around removing Trump, Cruz, Hawley, et al. from office.  

Is this guy a parody account? 
 

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2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Is this guy a parody account? 

I think your meter is broken. 

2 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Is this guy a parody account? 
 

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Tommy's dry sarcasm has never tickled my fancy. 

@Bozo_Casanova does it much better.

 

4 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

I think your meter is broken. 

Yikes. I think the number of sites listed  got me

siap
 


Someone get Clarence a login for the wives thread

National guard ought to post snipers to give the gravy seals what they came for. 

2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

he's not going to spend any time bumping shoulders with these people or risking directly attaching himself to a rebellion.

As much as I think that he's really fucking stupid (e.g. "boarder," "smocking gun," "council," etc.), I have to say that after reading the transcript of the Ukraine call, and hearing the actual audio of the Georgie SOS call, Trump is really good at mob-style language where his intent - bribery, intimidation, coercion - is crystal clear, but he uses language that gives himself plausible deniability in a court of law.  
 

So yeah, he'll keep right on with the "very special people," and "a lot of people are saying" and agitate these fucking cretins right to the bitter end.

42 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

siap

 

Last I saw, she cheered on the protestors, via social media, as they left Trump's rally. Totally inappropriate for a person in her position, sure, but what has she said since they violently entered?



The odds are certainly higher now that he is an out-in-the-open seditionist. His brand is fucked. His money is going to start drying up quickly. I wouldn’t be surprised to see him try to leave the country. Didn’t Scotland already say no?

So..... West Virginia then?
4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

They are still looking for a way to blame it on BLM and Antifa.  Seriously, no accountability.

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

Man, we were seconds away from probably assassinations

 

 

@TwiceHorn this is what we were speculating, and it’s why you shoot the woman trying to enter the chamber, even if you aren’t sure she’s armed. Because you have to assume she’s dangerous. 

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