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5 hours ago, workswithseed said:

Hey, did I say that my apartment was on fire, and post a video of mlk being a republican. Easy search 

Yes you did try and gain empathy by saying Antifa was trying to light your apt on fire when reality was it was a random shithead lighting a dumpster on fire.

I don’t know if you posted a MLK was a Republican video, or if that was even a regular post of yours. It’s something you would do, and that’s why I used “when convenient.” Your literalist lens right now is annoyingly infantile.

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    If you are still a Trump supporter through all of this bullshit FUCK YOU. You're a deranged fucking cult idiot.

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    Conservatives?  A lot of those have been here the whole time.  I think you mean seditious traitors and/or fascists.

  • I’m looking forward to the shitbags that bailed a year or 2 ago coming back and bitching about Biden’s executive overreach, how’s he doesn’t respect the office, shots at Jill Biden(already happening)

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On 12/1/2021 at 4:47 PM, Chuckie Finster said:

There are tons of conservatives/libertarians on this board.  I voted against Obama twice.  The obvious truth is that there is NOTHING about Trump that is conservative or libertarian.  Any genuine conservative or libertarian bailed 4 years ago, hence the shift in tone on this board from the first half of the 2010s.  'Conservative/Libertarian' is just a label you folks use so you don't have to admit that you treat politics like sports and cheer on your team regardless.

Amusing...

23 hours ago, grazinhorn said:

So much this.  Dumbass w/Kids thinks he's a conservative AND that he's not wrong - like you said, a real conservative said F this shit (and probably admitted "Fuck, I was wrong")

 

 

I'm sure you thought that was so cool in your head...

Narrator:  It wasn't...it was the dumbest thing posted on the board that day...

Me:  Go fuck yourself.

14 minutes ago, Ag with kids said:

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Don't worry.  I'm leaving the CR.  Not because I'm wrong about what I've posted but because there's no use posting here anymore.

 

You barely lasted 2 days.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

 

You barely lasted 2 days.

I know.  I shouldn't have had those drinks in the Centurion Club.

 

Nah.  I should have restrained myself from stooping down you your level.

 

The drinks were why I didn't restrain myself...

It is better not to say you’re out of here, aggy-boy, if, in fact, you want to engage here. Even carny freaks should respect themselves. I don’t think you a troll, fwiw.

You’re welcome.

 

JJ was faster.

4 minutes ago, Ag with kids said:

I know.  I shouldn't have had those drinks in the Centurion Club.

 

Nah.  I should have restrained myself from stooping down you your level.

 

The drinks were why I didn't restrain myself...

So does this mean you’re sticking around? Our new sock/troll bravo sure does find every post you make to be quite hilarious.

27 minutes ago, Ag with kids said:

Amusing...

Hilarious!

3 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

It is better not to say you’re out of here, aggy-boy, if, in fact, you want to engage here. Even carny freaks should respect themselves. I don’t think you a troll, fwiw.

You’re welcome.

 

JJ was faster.

I'd engage in actual discourse.

The shit I've seen here lately is useless for any kind of actual discussion.

Being a far left shit talking echo chamber is what this has become.  No one that doesn't hate all things conservative or libertarian can post and not get shit on.
 

this thread really lives up to it's thread title 🤘

3 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

So does this mean you’re sticking around? Our new sock/troll bravo sure does find every post you make to be quite hilarious.

You're a fucking idiot.

I have no idea who Bravo is.

But, I'm quite sure that even if he's a UT grad you'd throw him off the boat  without a vest if he didn't believe in all your views...

23 hours ago, workswithseed said:

He was a socialist, but he was never a communist. His religious upbringing wouldn't allow it, he also agreed that capitalism had merit.

I need 10k to watch rats fuck tomorrow night and antifa won’t fund it and the sack won’t lend me that amount. Apparently I’ve pissed him off. Can you help me out with that? I’m temporarily light. It would be much appreciated. Thx. 

1 minute ago, Ag with kids said:

You're a fucking idiot.

I have no idea who Bravo is.

But, I'm quite sure that even if he's a UT grad you'd throw him off the boat  without a vest if he didn't believe in all your views...

He posted a pic of him flipping off a UT diploma. So I’m quite sure he’s a UT grad. What more proof would you need?

Just now, JimmyJames said:

I need 10k to watch rats fuck tomorrow night and antifa won’t fund it and the sack won’t lend me that amount. Apparently I’ve pissed him off. Can you help me out with that? I’m temporarily light. It would be much appreciated. Thx. 

Sorry, I don't have the money. I'll now call you a beggar and hold it over your head because I don't have better arguments.

10 minutes ago, Ag with kids said:

I'd engage in actual discourse.

The shit I've seen here lately is useless for any kind of actual discussion.

Being a far left shit talking echo chamber is what this has become.  No one that doesn't hate all things conservative or libertarian can post and not get shit on.
 

I see why you have put so much determination into circus onanism. You’ve no need to show gratitude to others.

3 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

I see why you have put so much determination into circus onanism. You’ve no need to show gratitude to others.

Thanks for a new word.

10 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

He posted a pic of him flipping off a UT diploma. So I’m quite sure he’s a UT grad. What more proof would you need?

Ok...Again..I have no idea who he is.

Maybe he's not one of y'all.

And?

5 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

I see why you have put so much determination into circus onanism. You’ve no need to show gratitude to others.

You're completely fucking useless if I want to have any kind of useful discussion about ANYTHING.  So, go back your your CR bukkake...

Thanks for keeping track. Do I need to get a TRO? Your obsession with me is making me uncomfortable. 
You seem to forget the pic of my Texas diploma making fun of you calling me out with the crying frog. Why did you leave thank handy work out? Selective memory I guess. 

Yawn.
16 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Sorry, I don't have the money. I'll now call you a beggar and hold it over your head because I don't have better arguments.

Well I know sack has the money. He just won’t give it to me. The bastard.

Its ok if you’re a poor. We won’t hold it against you. You can’t get in the surly one percent banging only 10s club though. Sorry bout that. 

4 minutes ago, Bravo said:

Thanks for keeping track. Do I need to get a TRO? Your obsession with me is making me uncomfortable. 

You seem to forget the pic of my Texas diploma making fun of you calling me out with the crying frog. Why did you leave that handy work out? Selective memory I guess. 

I need more pics as proof. 

5 minutes ago, Ag with kids said:

You're completely fucking useless if I want to have any kind of useful discussion about ANYTHING.  So, go back your your CR bukkake...

A simple “you’re right” would have sufficed. No need to demonstrate my point. It’s redundant.

10 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Well I know sack has the money. He just won’t give it to me. The bastard.

His money is hard at work. I’m tying to figure out if a crashing economy will improve the return on investment.

Edited to add that while @Johnny Sack also ignores posts that are contrary to his chosen message, other posts he makes, unlike our new kiddo, makes me think about an aspect I hadn’t considered on a given subject. I think that is a good thing.

The name calling is bullying. I know that and I will cease doing it myself. Apologies to all.

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5 minutes ago, Bravo said:

JJ stop asking for dick pics. The PMs are bad enough. Now out in public? 

Dude. This oppressed closet homosexuality is unbecoming. If you feel the need to post dick pics go ahead. I don’t think the mods will like that though and you may get yet another time out again. That’s your choice though. 

36 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Sorry, I don't have the money. I'll now call you a beggar and hold it over your head because I don't have better arguments.

You could set up a Gofundme and post the link here. 

Dp 

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33 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

You could set up a Gofundme and post the link here. 

I've actually buckled up and tighten the belt afterwards and have it almost paid. Two more months.


“Conservatives” f’n hated MLK. Polling at the time wasn’t even close.

And he was exactly the “radical left” that you guys hate so much. His views on poverty were even more radical than his views on race. “Conservatives” proof-text MLK quotes the same way they do Bible, with the same result: turn the gospels of compassion and kindness and forgiveness into a book of armed vengeance and ruthless profits and shit.
Sharp, accurate post.
Yet economical.
Hacked, or just actually practicing law?
1 hour ago, workswithseed said:

I've actually buckled up and tighten the belt afterwards and have it almost paid. Two more months.

Good for you little man! Good for you!

6 hours ago, Bravo said:

Thanks for keeping track. Do I need to get a TRO? Your obsession with me is making me uncomfortable. 

You seem to forget the pic of my Texas diploma making fun of you calling me out with the crying frog. Why did you leave that handy work out? Selective memory I guess. 

“Handy work” is a great new euphemism for an old-fashioned handjob. Thanks for that. 

I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to see that AWK took two whole days to make it back here after saying goodbye forever.  The good news is that this should confirm to the rest of us how seriously we should not believe anything else he says as being truthful or accurate. 

8 hours ago, Bravo said:

Your obsession with me is making me uncomfortable. 

Negged for channeling Carlos Mencia

On 12/2/2021 at 10:13 PM, Bravo said:

I wasn't saying MLK was center right. I'm saying when "you" are that far left anyone to the center or right looks radical right. 

You’re a moron

9 hours ago, Ag with kids said:

I'd engage in actual discourse.

The shit I've seen here lately is useless for any kind of actual discussion.

Being a far left shit talking echo chamber is what this has become.  No one that doesn't hate all things conservative or libertarian can post and not get shit on.
 

Name 5 conservative principles that have been shit on by the majority of posters here

7 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

You’re a moron

I mean that statement, free of context, isn’t moronic at all. The further you drift away from the center, the further to the “other side” shit’s gonna look.

However, the drift that’s occurred in this country over the past 40-odd years has been to the right and 99.99% of the time, when a right winger makes an accusation of someone or some idea (especially in America) being “far left,” what they’re really saying is that those things are to the left of Atila the Hun.

So Bravo is simply projecting here by inverting reality. He’s saying that everyone to the left of him has drifted so far to the left that “moderates” like him now look like Reed Irvine. That’s just typical conceit that people like him have. It’s easy to call yourself a “moderate,” but that’s something that actually has to be examined. “I’m a moderate” isn’t the same thing as “I’m a fan of Texas Longhorn football.”

Just now, hpslugga said:

I mean that statement, free of context, isn’t moronic at all. The further you drift away from the center, the further to the “other side” shit’s gonna look.

However, the drift that’s occurred in this country over the past 40-odd years has been to the right and 99.99% of the time, when a right winger makes an accusation of someone or some idea (especially in America) being “far left,” what they’re really saying is that those things are to the left of Atila the Hun.

So Bravo is simply projecting here by inverting reality. He’s saying that everyone to the left of him has drifted so far to the left that “moderates” like him now look like Reed Irvine. That’s just typical conceit that people like him have. It’s easy to call yourself a “moderate,” but that’s something that actually has to be examined. “I’m a moderate” isn’t the same thing as “I’m a fan of Texas Longhorn football.”

He’s a moron for making that statement in the context of this thread. Non morons like you realize that. Your explanation won’t help a moron like him understand 

Just now, Bravo said:

you need a thesaurus.

You need more IQ points

Name 5 conservative principles that have been shit on by the majority of posters here

1. Only rich folks should vote.
2. Women are subordinates for bearing children.
3. Immigrants must come here legally, always do hospital corners, and fold the laundry.
4. Oppose and frustrate any attempt by Democrats to do anything.
5. Corporations know what is best for you.
10 hours ago, Ag with kids said:

Being a far left shit talking echo chamber is what this has become.  No one that doesn't hate all things conservative or libertarian can post and not get shit on.
 

My favorite government prof back in the day was Jay Budziszewski, who is about as conservative as you can get. His "Resurrection of Nature" is still one of my favorite political philosophy books.

When he stuck to his lane in class, discussing Aquinas and Aristotle, he was very well worth engaging in discourse. When he went off the reservation and enabled the childish, racist tripe put forth by the Young Conservatives of Texas, he was barely tolerable.

You skipped the actual discussion of ideas part by refusing to admit the facts in evidence. Being too muleheaded to admit statements of fact is why you are a maroon pariah here, not because of your interpretation of fact. I don't know why you are so delusional, but you are. You are entitled to your opinions, but not to your own version of fact.

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Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

My favorite government prof back in the day was Jay Budziszewski, who is about as conservative as you can get. His "Resurrection of Nature" is still one of my favorite political philosophy books.

When he stuck to his lane in class, discussing Aquinas and Aristotle, he was very well worth engaging in discourse. When he went off the reservation and enabled the childish, racist tripe put forth by the Young Conservatives of Texas, he was barely tolerable.

You skipped the actual discussion of ideas part by refusing to admit the facts in evidence. Being too muleheaded to admit statements of fact is why you are a maroon pariah here, not because of your interpretation of fact. I don't know why you are so delusional, but you are. You are entitled to your opinions, but not to your own version of fact.

as a matter of fact, this is why people who totally didn't vote for trump republicans left this forum in the first place. they were called out for actual policy shit. they had nothing, like ag with kids here. so they left.

it's one of the more frustrating things about the trump era. at least with reagan, bush sr, and bush w, we had some illusion of policy. they were trying to do things. and hell, most of the time, at the time, i agreed with those things. 

trump didn't try to do things. he tried to undo things. that was his sole purpose. undo the obama administration, because of a white house press correspondents' dinner. he spent four years trying to undo obama's birthplace before even entering the race. then he was humiliated. so he made it his sole purpose to undo everything the man did.

he's a negative space. he's a black hole. and to be a republican supporter today, you have to essentially be a nihilist. must be exhausting.

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10 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

as a matter of fact, this is why people who totally didn't vote for trump republicans left this forum in the first place. they were called out for actual policy shit. they had nothing, like ag with kids here. so they left.

it's one of the more frustrating things about the trump era. at least with reagan, bush sr, and bush w, we had some illusion of policy. they were trying to do things. and hell, most of the time, at the time, i agreed with those things. 

trump didn't try to do things. he tried to undo things. that was his sole purpose. undo the obama administration, because of a white house press correspondents' dinner. he spent four years trying to undo obama's birthplace before even entering the race. then he was humiliated. so he made it his sole purpose to undo everything the man did.

he's a negative space. he's a black hole. and to be a republican supporter today, you have to essentially be a nihilist. must be exhausting.

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Well he did try to actually do some stuff.  Dumb stuff.  Tax cuts.  Building a damned wall.  Trade war with China using tariffs.  Inhumane immigration policy.

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Trade war with China using tariffs.

Find me one, just ONE, genuine conservative or libertarian who defended that horseshit. Hell, I remember arguing with my fellow liberals back in the 80s about how conservatives actually had that one right -- tariffs are about the dumbest thing any government anywhere has ever done.

The modern Republican party is not conservative. It's nihilistic.

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Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Well he did try to actually do some stuff.  Dumb stuff.  Tax cuts.  Building a damned wall.  Trade war with China using tariffs.  Inhumane immigration policy.

all negative space stuff. none of that is building coherent policy.

tax cuts mean we have less money to do things. those tax cuts were also sold as a bullshit middle class panacea when in real life, we (in the middlish class) got one year of tax cuts while the rich and corporations are still benefitting. negative space.

the wall. the last president we had with a coherent immigration policy was george w bush. and he got swatted because of it. but trump made it wrse (and i'm combining your second and fourth points here for brevity), and inhumane, because for him, the cruelty is the point. negative space. 

trade war with china - what exactly did we accomplish there? nothing. just feelings about communists. negative space.

please know i'm not arguing with you. i'm just trying to highlight my point that the man had no real positive policy overall. of course, when influenced by celebrities, he could do a nice thing for a guy. but aside from that kind of influence, he sought negative people who encouraged him to do negative, cruel things. and he delighted in the feeling that gave him. he's a truly terrible person. 

and back to my original point, defending terrible behavior by a terrible person is exhausting. so his supporters left the forum. hell, i had something similar with my father in law. when i had him cornered, and he got pissed, we had to meet up later and have a gentleman's agreement not to discuss politics. i've known the man two decades, and we've had plenty of disagreements that were amicable. but here comes trump, and suddenly we can't talk politics? it's because the man is indefensible. and his control over the republican party is also indefensible, as is the behavior of the members of the party.

negative space, man.

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These idiots think George Will is a leftist

These idiots think George Will is a leftist

This single sentence captures the insane dichotomy perfectly.

There are 1,000 things that George will has said or written in the past 5-8 years that if one of us posted the exact quote here, AWK and his buds would call us “libtards.” Let that sink in. The dominant wing of the GQP thinks George Will is a “libtard.”
38 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


This single sentence captures the insane dichotomy perfectly.

There are 1,000 things that George will has said or written in the past 5-8 years that if one of us posted the exact quote here, AWK and his buds would call us “libtards.” Let that sink in. The dominant wing of the GQP thinks George Will is a “libtard.”

Guys like Will and Krauthammer kept me a political conservative for years despite the GOP doing hardly anything that they espoused.  They made sense to me.

1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

his control over the republican party is also indefensible

This is still wild to me.  The very fact that Nikki Haley felt she had to go to Florida to talk to this former president before continuing on her path towards...wherever she's going, is just mind boggling.  Had to get his blessing, or at least appear to try, otherwise the cult will turn on her.  Could you imagine this happening with any other former president?  

25 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Guys like Will and Krauthammer kept me a political conservative for years despite the GOP doing hardly anything that they espoused.  They made sense to me.

Just a couple Rinos and libtards per the current Republican Party. It’s just so fucking ridiculous. The party that believes in nothing. 

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