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2 hours ago, Disco Strangler said:

She going to go through some things.

Year two of Jenny’s incarceration, Trump dies in his own prison cell after multitudes of exposed crimes prove that he was a foreign asset all along.  Working in the prison laundry, Jenny hits rock bottom with regret of her life choices thus far.  The following week, Jenny embraces Islam.  Around that same time, the relationship with her cell mate becomes one that teaches her the pleasures of female tenderness.  Things improve for Jenny over the next four years of her sentence thanks in part to some serious self-reflection, as well as a computer programming class that the new warden has implemented.  Unfortunately, Jenny never fully takes control over her diabetes.  She dies of a stroke six months before her first parole hearing.  

And to think she was almost the mayor of Midland.

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You'd think these ditzy blondos would be put off by their fellow seditionists like goat boy and old Bigo.

I guess they think that's being democratic or something.

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Working class people on private jets.

ECONOMIC ANXIETY

33 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I don't usually expose myself to this shit, other than what you people embed.

My God.  The stupid.  It burns.

I wouldn't mind exposing myself to these poor, misguided young ladies.

I went to high school with this girl.  She’s an attorney in Granbury according to her Facebook page.  She was there and live streaming on FB as she walked up to the door.  

 

During the election she went up to Detroit and sat outside the convention center.  She filmed a TV crew carrying in a box of camera equipment and tried to claim they were ballots.  Her video was re-tweeted by Eric Trump and the Ft Worth Star Telegram had to debunk her bullshit.

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lol Even morons who weren’t there are getting fired.



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1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This exchange is fun.

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We were all there, sugar. There were like a thousand cameras and phones broadcasting it all. 

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Ha her feed is full of incriminating shit. She beyond batshit crazy 

 

Says they are peaceful, then threatens tv studios. 

7 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

lol Even morons who weren’t there are getting fired.
 

 


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Wtf is wrong with her face?  Maga, you’ve been infiltrated by the lizard people. Please tend your own  garden for a while. 

6 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Ha her feed is full of incriminating shit. She beyond batshit crazy 

 

I can't wait to see this cunt's mug shot.

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We were all there, sugar. There were like a thousand cameras and phones broadcasting it all. 

Says they are peaceful, then threatens tv studios. 

Shoutout to our own @PenelopeWitherspoonin the comments. Nice crush, Strega. 

It’s a shame these people are just so fucking stupid. Otherwise it would be amusing and maybe even fascinating to what the specific mental gymnastics they perform to somehow blame socialist or communist companies for firing them for cause, when the irony is “companies” don’t have the freedom to fire anyone in communist countries. Everyone had a job. Freedom only cuts one way for these pieces of shit that ironically insist through their elected officials that companies have the same rights as people. 
 

fucking. Idiots. 

6 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

I went to high school with this girl.  She’s an attorney in Granbury according to her Facebook page.  She was there and live streaming on FB as she walked up to the door.  

 

During the election she went up to Detroit and sat outside the convention center.  She filmed a TV crew carrying in a box of camera equipment and tried to claim they were ballots.  Her video was re-tweeted by Eric Trump and the Ft Worth Star Telegram had to debunk her bullshit.

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Kelly "e". She never stood a chance

Love the CEO crying about making the worse decision of his life when he walked into the Capitol with a crowd. Many don’t have much sympathy for the 18 year old black kid who gets caught up in a bad situation following his friends.

people do get caught up in mob mentality and do things they don’t normally do. It can be a perfectly legitimate explanation. It doesn’t excuse the behavior but perhaps it can get him or prison sooner for good behavior. You know after he’s served the federal mandatory 85% as set by Ronnie Reagan.

15 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

We don't exactly need Sherlock Holmes to identify most of these people. They posted on Twitter and Instagram about their adventures.

Morons

Republicans are just a special kind of stupid.  

Paul Davis, ex Goosehead Insurance lawyer complaining that good patriots like him are being mistreated for doing nothing but exercising their rights. It doesn’t seem that he’s hit rock bottom yet.

7 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

You'd think these ditzy blondos would be put off by their fellow seditionists like goat boy and old Bigo.

I guess they think that's being democratic or something.

Sedition makes for strange bed fellows?

Jenna they got your number

They're gonna make you theirs

Jenna don't change your number

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867-5309...

57 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Genius indeed

How can you blame them for hiring that guy? I mean he just screams "marketing genius". 

7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

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Working class people on private jets.

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Would be interesting to know who’s jet it is, or who paid for the flight. That’s the person that has more to lose than her.

17 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Would be interesting to know who’s jet it is, or who paid for the flight. That’s the person that has more to lose than her.

We have some master flight-trackers on the  Urban Meyer or Bust thread. Maybe we can enlist their services.

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These people are the absolute worst.  They commit treason, and they are then saying it is their "right" to commit treason.  Fucking idiots.  They love the Constitution, but they honestly have ZERO fucking clue what it actually says or actually means.

I know all countries have their own common clay of the new west, but really, how are these people really this stupid.  And it isn't just educated yokels from Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas.  There are lawyers and professionals involved here.  

I think others are right.  This is radicalization.  How the fuck did things go off the rails so much?  How did so many people lose their way?  And to lose their way for Donald Trump of all fucking people.  Donald Trump, who is the biggest fraud on the planet.

Just in case it hasn't been posted, the Yelp reviews of Becky's Flower Shop in Midland and its owner Jenny Cudd are great:

https://www.yelp.com/biz/beckys-flowers-midland


First one:

" don't get the poor reviews.  This woman will knock down walls for you. Literally!   It would take an act of Congress to stop her.  She specializes in funeral flowers, and if the corpse isn't available, she'll gladly provide you free of charge with one she's killed herself.  Furthermore, each flower arrangement comes with personally selected knickknacks she's gathered from her most recent round of breaking and entering .  Come on in and remember, Blue Lives Matter except when your storming Capitol Hill!

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

We have some master flight-trackers on the  Urban Meyer or Bust thread. Maybe we can enlist their services.

 

It’s a shame these people are just so fucking stupid. Otherwise it would be amusing and maybe even fascinating to what the specific mental gymnastics they perform to somehow blame socialist or communist companies for firing them for cause, when the irony is “companies” don’t have the freedom to fire anyone in communist countries. Everyone had a job. Freedom only cuts one way for these pieces of shit that ironically insist through their elected officials that companies have the same rights as people. 
 
fucking. Idiots. 


I often wonder how much we should discriminate against stupid people. It’s not generally acceptable to judge people by things outside of their control (skin color, gender, body type, etc).
1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 

I trust that the Twitter army is slamming down every one of her “But I just . . .” tweets.

Aside from criminal penalties, I hope every one of these seditious fuckfaces feels a very hard financial pinch as the result of their deliberate foolish choices.

1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:

I often wonder how much we should discriminate against stupid people. 

It’s the best, most constitutional way to discriminate. It’s what the framers would’ve wanted.

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9 minutes ago, South Austin said:
I trust that the Twitter army is slamming down every one of her “But I just . . .” tweets.
Aside from criminal penalties, I hope every one of these seditious fuckfaces feels a very hard financial pinch as the result of their deliberate foolish choices.

I am doing my job with this cunt. Seriously, fuck her.

She fucked around, and she is sure as shit finding out.

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1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I am doing my job with this cunt. Seriousky, fuck her.

She fucked around, and she is sure as shit finding out.

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Love it. Much rep.

7 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

I went to high school with this girl.  She’s an attorney in Granbury according to her Facebook page.  She was there and live streaming on FB as she walked up to the door.  

 

During the election she went up to Detroit and sat outside the convention center.  She filmed a TV crew carrying in a box of camera equipment and tried to claim they were ballots.  Her video was re-tweeted by Eric Trump and the Ft Worth Star Telegram had to debunk her bullshit.

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Crazy eyes.

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I am doing my job with this cunt. Seriously, fuck her.

She fucked around, and she is sure as shit finding out.

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Has she gone private yet on the Twitter because you're replies are accurate and really good.  I'm amazed that she's still public with it. Reminds me of something I saw in an editorial this morning: dim bulbs cannot light a democracy.

20 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

 

Go get her, @PenelopeWitherspoon

Damnit, you already did. I really needed to + Quote that motherfucker. 

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1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Love the CEO crying about making the worse decision of his life when he walked into the Capitol with a crowd. Many don’t have much sympathy for the 18 year old black kid who gets caught up in a bad situation following his friends.

people do get caught up in mob mentality and do things they don’t normally do. It can be a perfectly legitimate explanation. It doesn’t excuse the behavior but perhaps it can get him or prison sooner for good behavior. You know after he’s served the federal mandatory 85% as set by Ronnie Reagan.

Your first paragraph comment about the lack of sympathy shown for the minority youth versus this guy is probably why the CEO may never have an real epiphany about his behavior. He will enter one of the most systemically biased institutional systems in America with most of the cards stacked in his favor. I'm not holding my breath that his tears and fears are worth anything.

23 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Just in case it hasn't been posted, the Yelp reviews of Becky's Flower Shop in Midland and its owner Jenny Cudd are great:

https://www.yelp.com/biz/beckys-flowers-midland


First one:

" don't get the poor reviews.  This woman will knock down walls for you. Literally!   It would take an act of Congress to stop her.  She specializes in funeral flowers, and if the corpse isn't available, she'll gladly provide you free of charge with one she's killed herself.  Furthermore, each flower arrangement comes with personally selected knickknacks she's gathered from her most recent round of breaking and entering .  Come on in and remember, Blue Lives Matter except when your storming Capitol Hill!

Read through some last night, especially liked that one. 

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So, the claims about Antifa came from a Washington Times article that claimed the facial recognition software company XRVision had identified Antifa members in the riot.  This is what Gaetz and other Republican politicians were citing. 

XRVision has said the story is completely false and is demanding Washington Times retract the story.  They did, but you can't unring the bell. All of the right wing media that cited them wont and all of the right wing dingbats will continue to accept it as canon. 

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A facial recognition company says a viral Washington Times story claiming it identified antifa members among the mob that stormed the Capitol on Wednesday is completely false.

XRVision told BuzzFeed News it asked the conservative news outlet for a retraction and apology over the story, which was cited in the House of Representatives after the riot late Wednesday by Florida Republican Rep. Matt Gaetz, an ardent Trump supporter.

On Wednesday, the Washington Times published a story that claimed XRVision “used its software to do facial recognition of protesters and matched two Philadelphia Antifa members to two men inside the Senate.” It claimed one man “has a tattoo that indicates he is a Stalinist sympathizer” and the other “is someone who shows up at climate and Black Lives Matter protests in the West.” The story did not name the men or provide evidence that they were involved in antifa, a decentralized group of "anti-fascists" who go to protests around the US and whom the right often uses as a bogeyman.

An attorney representing XRVision, which says it was founded in 2015 in Singapore, issued a statement to BuzzFeed News refuting the Washington Times story. The statement said XRVision’s software actually identified two members of neo-Nazi organizations and a QAnon supporter among the pro-Trump mob — not antifa members.

“Our attorney is in contact with the Washington Times and has instructed them to ‘Cease and Desist’ from any claims regarding sourcing of XRVision analytics, to retract the current claims, and publish an apology,” said the statement.

The Washington Times removed the story just after 1 p.m. ET Thursday, after this story was published. Roughly five hours later, it published a completely rewritten version that removed the references to antifa members and included a correction acknowledging that the paper's original claim was false.

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The original story was published with the headline “Facial Recognition Firm Claims Antifa Infiltrated Trump Protesters Who Stormed Capitol” and quickly went viral. Prominent Trump supporters and right-wing media have spread baseless claims about antifa being involved in the Wednesday breach of the Capitol.

The Washington Times said it was provided a copy of the XRVision antifa photo match by a “retired military officer.” But XRVision said it has no idea who that source might be and added that the alleged photo match is false.

“XRVision didn’t generate any composites or detection imagery for the Washington Times nor for a ‘retired military officer’ and did not authorize them to make any such representations,” the company said in its statement. “The image analysis that we performed were distributed to a handful of individuals for their private consumption and not for publication. XRVision takes pride in its technology's precision and deems the Washington Times publication as outright false, misleading, and defamatory."

The correction on the Times' updated story said, "An earlier version of this story incorrectly stated that XRVision facial recognition software identified Antifa members among rioters who stormed the Capitol Wednesday. XRVision did not identify any Antifa members. The Washington Times apologizes to XRVision for the error."

 

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This article is good, except for the title. Calling me a terrorist is slander and can cost me business. I think I will have my attorney sue

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for Slander if she doesn't change the title. I'll be meeting with my attorneys tomorrow.

3 minutes ago, Tuco said:

So, the claims about Antifa came from a Washington Times article that claimed the facial recognition software company XRVision had identified Antifa members in the riot.  This is what Gaetz and other Republican politicians were citing. 

XRVision has said the story is completely false and is demanding Washington Times retract the story.  They did, but you can't unring the bell. All of the right wing media that cited them wont and all of the right wing dingbats will continue to accept it as canon. 

Buzzfeed

 

Fake news?  No way. 

About this Jenna Ryan realtor chick, somebody tweeted that "your fake blonde hair and fake tan won't save you now"  and somebody else tweeted "but what about her fake tits? Because I believe there's a "fake tit"  exception in Federal statutes."   

I'm no lawyer, but I can see cases in which such exceptions would be made. Of course, I'd have to see all of the evidence before such a ruling. 

18 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I am doing my job with this cunt. Seriously, fuck her.

She fucked around, and she is sure as shit finding out.

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Hopefully he attorney will be busy getting her bail and have no time for frivolous suits. 

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Go get her, @PenelopeWitherspoon

Damnit, you already did. I really needed to + Quote that motherfucker. 

These people are attention whores.  They honestly think they are "Patriots" and are " Trying to take our country back".  Fucking morons.  I feel sorry for these people's kids.  They have no chance.

I mean, it has turbine engines, but is not a jet. Liar. Also, remind me not to get on the internet's bad side.

7 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

 

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Bug-eyed bitch is clearly not getting all of her essential minerals.  Or she was injected with tree monkey DNA.

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Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

These people are attention whores.  They honestly think they are "Patriots" and are " Trying to take our country back".  Fucking morons.  I feel sorry for these people's kids.  They have no chance.

Boy you weren't kidding about the attention seeking part. I had just been following it on this thread but I went to her account. She's addicted. I get that she's drumming up controversy for her Rush wanna be radio spot, and negative attention will be sought if positive is not available, but people may want to just ignore her because she's painting herself as a victim and that should not get traction.

4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

These people are attention whores.  They honestly think they are "Patriots" and are " Trying to take our country back".  Fucking morons.  I feel sorry for these people's kids.  They have no chance.

No. Fuck their kids. I feel sorry for us, and especially for MY fucking kid, who has to deal with them in this world. 

If you are in a group, and there’s a disproportionately large amount of bleach blonde bimbo attention whores in the group, maybe it’s not the best group to be in.  At least for serious matters like seditious activity. 

Perhaps her advertisers can be convinced to drop her radio show?  

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