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29 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Thank you. I spent way too long trying to figure out what "would ent" meant, and what "ent" stood for.

 Forgot who we are dealing with here.

It could mean a J.R.R. Tolkein reader but let's not get carried away.

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5 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Those poor law-abiding Greyhound Bus passengers did not deserve this.

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

If I were a judge and had any discretion in sentencing these goobs, I'd have a punishment adjustment scale based on the level of cosplay.

EG, basic jeans, jacket, ballcap, Oakleys and goatee? You get the base-line sentence for what you did. 

Helmet, bulletproof vest, various little Look At Mah Service patches? You get an add-on for each item. (I'd probably decide that all in advance and write it on a note card so I could be hard, but fair.)

Fur hat, horns, spear, or similar, but didn't try to kill anybody?: for the first time since Reagan, we're gonna try to get you some mental health help, in an institutionalized setting.

I think you miss the boat on originality, and artistic interpretation. You should get points for a costume, horns, fur, indian garb, and what not.   Three guys doing the 1776 drum, fife, and flag bit get immediate probation....

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

If I were a judge and had any discretion in sentencing these goobs, I'd have a punishment adjustment scale based on the level of cosplay.

EG, basic jeans, jacket, ballcap, Oakleys and goatee? You get the base-line sentence for what you did. 

Helmet, bulletproof vest, various little Look At Mah Service patches? You get an add-on for each item. (I'd probably decide that all in advance and write it on a note card so I could be hard, but fair.)

Fur hat, horns, spear, or similar, but didn't try to kill anybody?: for the first time since Reagan, we're gonna try to get you some mental health help, in an institutionalized setting.

in other words, the Flair Doctrine.

i'll allow it.

a new gang of Q prison bitches is about to flood the private prison population

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Trump is going to shut down social media as well as att and Verizon in the next 24-36 hours and then will begin making arrests. May or may not shut down power grid to certain cities. 

If he tries that, which I doubt, that will last about 35 minutes before the courts shut him down along with the rest of the powers that be.

20 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

making the commercial air travel industry the target of violent domestic terrorists is not a cunning plan

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

in other words, the Flair Doctrine.

i'll allow it.

The anti-flair doctrine would be more accurate.

1 hour ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Tweet was either deleted or protected, as is all of his tweets.

Would be awesome if these fuckers were put on No Fly List.  That would actually fuck with many of them.  That and giving them felonies.

56 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

If he tries that, which I doubt, that will last about 35 minutes before the courts shut him down along with the rest of the powers that be.

I believe that’s the latest Q rant. 

If they wanted to really fuck with some of these guys, pot is still federally illegal and smoking it the capitol could dump another 8 yrs on their sentences.  Probably not a battle they want to fight for several reasons, but this shit was just maximum stupid and the entire world will judge us by our response 

12 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

That's not gonna look good on an OER.

11 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 


thats not good for those people. The gov. are going to fuck with your whole world. Even if it turns out you didn’t do something that will result in formal charges, it’s going to drain you of every penny you and your family are able to beg, borrow or steal. 

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that would be awesome to see in person...

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

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Take The Loss Pussy

4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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That video just made my day.

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The funniest thing about white privilege is when it gets removed. These idiots who think they're being oppressed are about to understand what it's like being on the outside looking in.  You know these fuckers cheered Trump when he threw up travel bans from "shit hole" countries.  Well, assholes, you're being singled out because of your actions, not your religion, nationality or race.  How does it feel to be stranded at the airport?  At least they can rent a car. 

That video just made my day.

If I had been present for that, I would not have been able to restrain my loud ass cackling.

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5 minutes ago, Tuco said:

The funniest thing about white privilege is when it gets removed. These idiots who think they're being oppressed are about to understand what it's like being on the outside looking in.  You know these fuckers cheered Trump when he threw up travel bans from "shit hole" countries.  Well, assholes, you're being singled out because of your actions, not your religion, nationality or race.  How does it feel to be stranded at the airport?  At least they can rent a car. 

Yup. 
well, I would hope they would have trouble renting vans or Ryder Trucks

2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


If I had been present for that, I would not have been able to restrain my loud ass cackling.


I be cackling with you and give you a “fuck around and find out” nod

44 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

That's kind of interesting because I don't recall seeing any video or photos of him doing anything unlawful other than being inside the capitol building. 

I assume that many of these people are going to defend by asserting that they were "admitted" by Capitol Police.  That obviously isn't going to work for those shown breaking windows or barging past security.  Maybe there are signs or something (Congress in session:  no admittance without authorization).

I guess they could be charging anyone they can identify on the premises (as opposed to outside) and letting them defend their presence however they can.  That seems pretty appropriate because the ride may be as much punishment as the time.

i finding this thread very satisfying and very therapeutic.

 

30 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:


that would be awesome to see in person...

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I would have been trying to do my best Tom Hanks impersonation. "Are you crying? There is no crying in insurrections!!!"

40 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Goddamn dude, ok so you’re a terrorist, you don’t have to be a bitch about it.

42 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

And this would be me if I was there to witness it in person. 
 

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24 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

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Awesome, he will be a known as Shit Packer in prison.

4 hours ago, TexasEd said:

This was a violent insurrection with loss of life.  They should lose 2nd Amendment rights due to the nature of the crime.

As enemies of the country maybe we just have them forfeit their citizenship.  

2 minutes ago, DigDug said:

Goddamn dude, ok so you’re a terrorist, you don’t have to be a bitch about it.

Can you imagine how badly these pussies would be shitting themselves if they were shipped to Gitmo and subject to "enhanced interrogation techniques"?

4 hours ago, TexasEd said:

This was a violent insurrection with loss of life.  They should lose 2nd Amendment rights due to the nature of the crime.

 

they should all hang in front of the capitol. that takes care of their 2nd, no fly lists and everything else 

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

but seriously, how is TtomTerrific gonna get home??

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What is she saying? All I hear is sob sob terrorist.
but seriously, how is TtomTerrific gonna get home??

Same way he got there.
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1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Take The Loss Pussy

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Take The Bus, Pussy. 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

Not sure why but reminded me of this

 

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1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

That video just made my day.

That gif just made my day.

36 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

That's fucking horrible.  Fuck these people and fuck social media.

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That gif just made my day.

They’re both great.

“They called me a fucking terrorist! They ruined my life!!”

Watch and learn Trumpkins. Watch. And. learn. 

37 minutes ago, mchookem said:

but seriously, how is TtomTerrific gonna get home??

I hear that many people are saying that the greyhound bus will let just about anyone on who has a buck or two. It’s a good crowd. Salt of the earth. 

Watching adults have childlike tantrums at the airport is awesome. Watching them cry is chef's kiss.

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