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On 5/24/2021 at 5:01 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

anyone recognize these fuckstains?

 

The guy with the M on his beanie is clearly from Mexico. Probably a thug from a gang who came here to rape our women, sell drugs to our children, and join Antifa so he could masquerade as a Trump supporter in an attempt to overthrow Congress and turn our country over to MS-13, Mafia Mexicano.

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11 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

The guy with the M on his beanie is clearly from Mexico. Probably a thug from a gang who came here to rape our women, sell drugs to our children, and join Antifa so he could masquerade as a Trump supporter in an attempt to overthrow Congress and turn our country over to MS-13, Mafia Mexicano.

I have several serious problems with this post. 

Chronicle timeline (long) of many of the Texans arrested for that day. I skimmed the story but it appears that Seabrook independently has 2 people arrested for the DC riots. They might be the per capita leader in the clubhouse.

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/texas/article/Texans-storming-Capitol-Court-records-insurrection-16202141.php?sid=5eb35f0cd14307791d11019c&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=news_a&utm_campaign=HC_MorningReport

Our favorite, Jenna, is listed but the story seems to concentrate more on the other woman on her flight.

4 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Katy man Adam Weibling is seventh from Houston area to go down.

He works for....a realty company.

Of course.

Adam_Weibling.jpg

 

"Prior to joining Hilltop, Adam worked with On Eagles Wings LLC and brings his investment and real estate management experience to the Hilltop Team. He earned a Bachelor’s in Business Administration in Accounting from the University of Houston along with a Masters of Commerce from the University of Wellington in New Zealand. Originally from Washington State, he now lives in Katy, Texas with his wife, Brittney. Adam is driven by his faith in Jesus Christ and his commitment to Christian values, family, and caring for others."

Outkicked coverage with wife, if you ask me:

Brittney_Weibling.jpg

She is a stand by her man type: back in 2013 he was convicted of punching her in the face. Then, at a court appearance, he attacked a cop who she'd alerted to come defend her. Per the arrest report, it took seven cops to wrestle him into a squad car out in front of the courthouse. (Somehow this case was dismissed after his conviction for beating up Brittney. And somewhere in all there his bond was forfeited. Came away from it all with 2 yrs probation and a $4k fine.)

Additionally, in 2011, per an arrest report, Weibling went to the Miyako sushi bar on Kirby in Houston and asked to be seated in the rear. The hostess told him he could not sit there because the section did not open until 5 pm. Weibling argued with her for about five minutes before finally snatching the hostess's glasses off her face, snapping them in two, and throwing them back in her face. He then "calmly left the restaurant and got in his maroon Toyota" and left the scene...But they'd gotten his license plate. This case was also dismissed -- seven years later, and for reasons that are unclear from what's available online.

 

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On the merch front, you could probably use his most idiotic quotes (thankfully, there are many)...but his supporters would think they were proudly displaying his best moments as POTUS, not his most embarrassing.  That would be a fun way to make money.  
I just like my Presidential Library Exploratory Committee idea because we don't have to bother with production, shipping, and interacting with these people.  We write updates on the site once a week to let the people know the exciting news happening with the committee.  We're bringing in world-famous architects, we're traveling throughout New York and Florida to look at sites, we're meeting with Governors and Allies of Trump, we're meeting with their favorite Food Network chefs who'll help design the kitchen and on-site cafe, etc., etc.  Just dangle enough vague bullshit so they know we're working hard to deliver the designs for the most tremendous Presidential Library ever.  To make sure it's the biggest one ever, to make sure it's the best one ever, we'll need to count on your support---can we count on you for another $100 and to forward this to 10 friends in MAGA nation?  
You get the right idiots to broadcast this to their networks and there is no way we don't clear $500k inside 90 days.  

The Presidential Library Exploratory Committee is an endless grift, because even if Biff announces his library/casino location, that doesnt mean there only is going to be one location.

The content would include:

>Links to “real” news on the library
>Vague exploratory committee activities, which coincide with vacations and road trips Surly members take.
>Content/Archive recommendations
>Quote Tshirts
>Very subtle satire
>Very good legal disclaimers

Funds would be disbursed to members to scout locations/airfare.

Shit. Are they actually planning something for the 4th? We were planning on traveling sometime in July to see family. Nothing like having to account for the Battle of the Bulgy Pants and the assault at Pettysburg. Good grief. Grill some burgers, smoke a ham, eat some hot dogs and fire off some bottle rockets and call it a day patriots.

3 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Shit. Are they actually planning something for the 4th? We were planning on traveling sometime in July to see family. Nothing like having to account for the Battle of the Bulgy Pants and the assault at Pettysburg. Good grief. Grill some burgers, smoke a blunt, eat some hot dogs and fire off some bottle rockets and call it a day patriots.

one slight correction

4 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Shit. Are they actually planning something for the 4th? We were planning on traveling sometime in July to see family. Nothing like having to account for the Battle of the Bulgy Pants and the assault at Pettysburg. Good grief. Grill some burgers, smoke a ham, eat some hot dogs and fire off some bottle rockets and call it a day patriots.

I'm sorry, but you've got to draw the line somewhere. Good God, what kind of heathens do you take us for?

14 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Ole Mike Hillsgrove seems like he is insane.

 

 

its 

The funniest merch would be using quotes from Democratic presidents but attributing them to Trump.

Give me an army of realtors, and I’ll mount an insurrection. Give me a handful of Texas aggy and I’ll overthrow a democracy. - DJT

Brisket is right...this grifting stuff would be like shooting fish in a barrel.
4 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Katy man Adam Weibling is seventh from Houston area to go down.

He works for....a realty company.

Of course.

Adam_Weibling.jpg

 

"Prior to joining Hilltop, Adam worked with On Eagles Wings LLC and brings his investment and real estate management experience to the Hilltop Team. He earned a Bachelor’s in Business Administration in Accounting from the University of Houston along with a Masters of Commerce from the University of Wellington in New Zealand. Originally from Washington State, he now lives in Katy, Texas with his wife, Brittney. Adam is driven by his faith in Jesus Christ and his commitment to Christian values, family, and caring for others."

Outkicked coverage with wife, if you ask me:

Brittney_Weibling.jpg

She is a stand by her man type: back in 2013 he was convicted of punching her in the face. Then, at a court appearance, he attacked a cop who she'd alerted to come defend her. Per the arrest report, it took seven cops to wrestle him into a squad car out in front of the courthouse. (Somehow this case was dismissed after his conviction for beating up Brittney. And somewhere in all there his bond was forfeited. Came away from it all with 2 yrs probation and a $4k fine.)

Additionally, in 2011, per an arrest report, Weibling went to the Miyako sushi bar on Kirby in Houston and asked to be seated in the rear. The hostess told him he could not sit there because the section did not open until 5 pm. Weibling argued with her for about five minutes before finally snatching the hostess's glasses off her face, snapping them in two, and throwing them back in her face. He then "calmly left the restaurant and got in his maroon Toyota" and left the scene...But they'd gotten his license plate. This case was also dismissed -- seven years later, and for reasons that are unclear from what's available online.

 

 

a black man would have been shot during the 7 cop incident and in prison for the other 

2 minutes ago, Player said:


Give me an army of realtors, and I’ll mount an insurrection. Give me a handful of Texas aggy and I’ll overthrow a democracy. - DJT

Brisket is right...this grifting stuff would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

That first one is REALLY, REALLY good.  LOL.  

Plan. Organize. Resist. Neutralize. on the 4th of July. 

Need to get this message circulating.

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I have several serious problems with this post. 

Oh?

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Who the hell smokes a ham for the 4th of July?

i prefer to steam them:

Go read this oral history of The Simpsons' iconic 'Steamed Hams' sketch -  The Verge

Wonder what’s in the Day Planner?

4 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Shit. Are they actually planning something for the 4th? We were planning on traveling sometime in July to see family. Nothing like having to account for the Battle of the Bulgy Pants and the assault at Pettysburg. Good grief. Grill some burgers, smoke a ham, eat some hot dogs and fire off some bottle rockets and call it a day patriots.

They probably are but this time it will be stamped out instead of encouraged because the president is no longer an anti democracy traitor.

4 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Who the hell smokes a ham for the 4th of July?

 

im not going to lie, im pro smoked ham on the 4th of july 

Edited by tx 3 putt

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

im not going to lie, im pro smoked ham on the 4th of july 

Go back to Canada, weirdo.

3 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Go back to Canada, weirdo.


but those ham and eggs the next day ????

I wish I had some smoked ham right now. That sounds pretty good. 

58 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:
Wonder what’s in the Day Planner?

Probably every bit as ridiculous as that "day in the life of an applewhite cultist", except not satire. 

On 1/8/2021 at 6:29 PM, atomheartbevo said:

TexAgs is so damned lucky that aggy minority athletic recruits don't see what those people are posting.

Or their parents. 

6 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Who the hell smokes a ham for the 4th of July?

Jesus.  Smoked pork was a tradition of his people from Easter thru Independence Day.  It's how we know he loves America

I had no idea that would set off fireworks.

Americans! Eat what you like on July 4th! That's independence!

Just don't go shooting up the place, we finally have some vaccines and would like to hug people.

Y’all going to turn down smoked ham wtf is wrong w you people

Also one of the reasons Jesus died is so we could enjoy delicious pork products 

 

 

4 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Also one of the reasons Jesus died is so we could enjoy delicious pork products 

 

 

The only menu item we have with regularity on the 4th is Italian potato salad and that's because everyone in the family loves it except for the one odd child who is a fairie changling, according to the rest of the family.

Smoked ham is pretty good, sometimes we grill and sometimes we make gyros. It's America. We celebrate it.

How is it I’ve never thought to smoke a ham? 
 

Turns out the process requires 24hours per pound brining time. If you don’t brine it, it’s not ham. You’re smoking pork, then, not ham.

I think ham is too salty, so Imma experiment with less salt, first, then less brine time, next. Will report. (Applewood).


Fran Leibowitz says Jews don’t eat pork (bacon) because it’s too delicious.

Edited by Willfully Horn
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I bet if Donald Trump told supporters to smoke a ham and eat it with ketchup they'd all do it.

I had no idea that would set off fireworks.
Americans! Eat what you like on July 4th! That's independence!

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11 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Y’all going to turn down smoked ham wtf is wrong w you people

When the other choice is ribs, you damn right I'm turning down smoked ham.

And to be perfectly clear, smoked ham is awesome.  I celebrate it, just not on the 4th of July.

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5 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

When the other choice is ribs, you damn right I'm turning down smoked ham.

And to be perfectly clear, smoked ham is awesome.  I celebrate it, just not on the 4th of July.

If someone offered me ribs on July 4th, I'd choose those too!

 

Now, weren't some of the states trying to take away benefits if people were arrested for protesting? Those states had IIRC Antifa/BLM in mind but what about this guy?

 

First it was milk and pancakes, now people are badmouthing smoked ham?  Y'all need Jesus in your lives. 

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

First it was milk and pancakes, now people are badmouthing smoked ham?  Y'all need Jesus in your lives. 

Fun fact:  Jesus never ate a single bite of ham, smoked or otherwise. I have no knowledge of his position on pancakes.

Jesus can't eat ham.  The eggs thing at Easter makes some sense given themes of life and rebirth.  But I've never understood the typical Easter brunch.  Cocktail Shrimp and smoked ham?  The fuck?  Literally the two foods that Jesus and his people could not eat.  So let's commemorate his life and rebirth with shellfish and pork?  

Just go all in and have  Clams Casino and Carnitas next year and just end it! 

5 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

If someone offered me ribs on July 4th, I'd choose those too!

 

Now, weren't some of the states trying to take away benefits if people were arrested for protesting? Those states had IIRC Antifa/BLM in mind but what about this guy?

 

 

this is literally, fuck around and find out !!!!!

Ham is pretty far down in the pecking order when it comes to eating hog.  I’ve taken a break from politics for a few weeks, and just caught up on this thread.

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When I get a western skillet I get double bacon and avoid the ham.  All pig isn’t the same.  Ask Vic.  

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

When I get a western skillet I get double bacon and avoid the ham.  All pig isn’t the same.  Ask Vic.  

 

i get the opposite 

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