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If only they had posted on that Scat site. No one would have dared soft through that shit.
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On 7/10/2021 at 1:49 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

The blue is supposed to be the white man’s personal army 

Alongside God, Himself, who will lay their enemies to waste. Sort of a alt-white voodoo. Many people are saying.

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Man who swung from Senate balcony on January 6 pleads guilty and agrees to cooperate

Josiah Colt, the man photographed swinging from a balcony inside the Senate chamber on January 6, pleaded guilty Wednesday to one felony charge of obstruction. In pleading guilty, Colt also agreed to cooperate with prosecutors. 

That's a potentially significant development for the cases of riot suspects Ronald Sandlin and Nathan DeGrave, who prosecutors described Wednesday as Colt's co-conspirators, although the men have been charged separately. Sandlin and DeGrave have both pleaded not guilty.

None of the three have been charged with having weapons at the January 6 Capitol riot, but prosecutors have said in various court filings that the men drove with a cache of weapons and ammunition to D.C., and described how the trio breached the Capitol in an effort to disrupt the certification of the presidential election.

A judge said Wednesday that in exchange for his guilty plea and promise to cooperate, Colt will face a recommended sentencing range of 51 months to 63 months — about 4 to 5 years — and a fine of anywhere from $20,000 to $200,000. Colt also agreed to pay $1,000 in restitution.

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/january-6-capitol-riot-josiah-colt-senate-chamber-guilty-plea/?__twitter_impression=true#

 

Well, alright!

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Think any assholes are puckering now that obstruction got a guy 4 years even with cooperation?

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31 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Think any assholes are puckering now that obstruction got a guy 4 years even with cooperation?


fuck’em 

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Think any assholes are puckering now that obstruction got a guy 4 years even with cooperation?

I was expecting it to say three months or something. I was pleasantly surprised. 

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Think any assholes are puckering now that obstruction got a guy 4 years even with cooperation?

 

 

Say what you will about the traitorous bastard, his extreme parkour is something to be admired.  Most of his friends are dicking around on park benches and lamp posts.......this guy's freestylin' off the Senate Gallery wall.  

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12 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Say what you will about the traitorous bastard, his extreme parkour is something to be admired.  Most of his friends are dicking around on park benches and lamp posts.......this guy's freestylin' off the Senate Gallery wall.  

parkour GIF

57 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Say what you will about the traitorous bastard, his extreme parkour is something to be admired.  Most of his friends are dicking around on park benches and lamp posts.......this guy's freestylin' off the Senate Gallery wall.  

Funny that I was thinking the same thing. If I was in upper gallery and someone told me to get onto the lower level, I can't imagine trying to climb down in that manner.

5 hours ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

I was expecting it to say three months or something. I was pleasantly surprised. 

Has he even been sentenced? I see the recommended sentencing range, but is it mandatory for the judge to sentence within that range or can they significantly reduce the sentence at their discretion?

As part of plea agreements, wouldn't they need to provide any information that the govt wanted now or during the probation period? And failure to be 100% honest can lead to revocation of the probation.

12 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Think any assholes are puckering now that obstruction got a guy 4 years even with cooperation?

Live look at Mr Colt:

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Who paid for the bus? Who organized and chartered the bus? I have questions....

 

The level of disgust I have for a dipshit like the one in that Twitter video above is right there with people who said 9/11 was an inside job.  I don't know how they find people willing to deny the obvious but clearly it's not that difficult 

On 7/14/2021 at 11:39 PM, Willfully Horn said:

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Man who swung from Senate balcony on January 6 pleads guilty and agrees to cooperate

Josiah Colt, the man photographed swinging from a balcony inside the Senate chamber on January 6, pleaded guilty Wednesday to one felony charge of obstruction. In pleading guilty, Colt also agreed to cooperate with prosecutors. 

That's a potentially significant development for the cases of riot suspects Ronald Sandlin and Nathan DeGrave, who prosecutors described Wednesday as Colt's co-conspirators, although the men have been charged separately. Sandlin and DeGrave have both pleaded not guilty.

None of the three have been charged with having weapons at the January 6 Capitol riot, but prosecutors have said in various court filings that the men drove with a cache of weapons and ammunition to D.C., and described how the trio breached the Capitol in an effort to disrupt the certification of the presidential election.

A judge said Wednesday that in exchange for his guilty plea and promise to cooperate, Colt will face a recommended sentencing range of 51 months to 63 months — about 4 to 5 years — and a fine of anywhere from $20,000 to $200,000. Colt also agreed to pay $1,000 in restitution.

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/january-6-capitol-riot-josiah-colt-senate-chamber-guilty-plea/?__twitter_impression=true#

 

Well, alright!

Be interesting to see why this guy is in the 4-5 year range while the other guy was in the 2-year range.

Because the judges gave his dismount a better score.  Do you even summer olympics, bro?  

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On 7/13/2021 at 1:50 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

The family that commits insurrection together stays together. 

Can't spell insurrection without incest...

He looks like he'll do very well on his own.   

6 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Magic undies prevent rape. Duh.

Unless you're a Mormon wife.

One too many Ms in MORON.

no wonder gladiators were so bad ass !!!!

 

JORTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

15 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Can't spell insurrection without incest...

And "erect"

(wait... )

7 hours ago, Lobo said:

He looks like he'll do very well on his own.   


his stay in prison will have him questioning if there is a God 


his stay in prison will have him questioning if there is a God 

That guy will be running the prison and will even recruit the guards with his superior oratory skills.
22 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Be interesting to see why this guy is in the 4-5 year range while the other guy was in the 2-year range.

His parkour was too hardcore

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

no wonder gladiators were so bad ass !!!!

 

JORTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's Jortus Surrealius, please use his proper title.  

Judging by his appearance, one swift kick in the groin would entertain me.

Looks like old boba wearing young boba armor. Only sad and pathetic.

8 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

no wonder gladiators were so bad ass !!!!

 

JORTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Somehow I missed the jorts.  That's just too perfect. 

Not sure he was the Gladiator Capt. Ovuer was talking about. 

Think any assholes are puckering now that obstruction got a guy 4 years even with cooperation?

His two buddies are….
2 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

 

He'll do well in the carpentry shop.

5 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

 

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2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Somehow I missed the jorts.  That's just too perfect. 

I Love It Chefs Kiss GIF by Originals

20 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

those fucking "sovereign" nutjobs are the worst.

20 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

she needs to be locked up for her own good.

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