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Shit I somehow missed this earlier. What did the president’s broadcast say?


Did someone resurrect her Twitter? It’s somehow even more unhinged than before.
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3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Shit I somehow missed this earlier. What did the president’s broadcast say?

It said "Remember, Trump is depending on you. Set your pins to B-2. Here is the message:

12 - 11 - 2 - 8 - 25 - 14 - 11 - 18 - 16 - 23 - 12 - 23 - 21 - 3 - 25

That's a message from Trump himself. Remember, don't tell anyone!"

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Shit I somehow missed this earlier. What did the president’s broadcast say?

I heard the broadcast live.  It didn't make much sense to me.  

Word for word, best I can remember...

"The chair is against the wall.  John has a long mustache.  Avenge me!!! AAVVEENGGE MEEEE!!!!!!"

The Buffalo head guy has been charged and is in custody. 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-55606044

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A prominent follower of the baseless conspiracy theory QAnon has been charged over the US Capitol riots. 

Jacob Anthony Chansley, known as Jake Angeli, is in custody on charges including violent entry and disorderly conduct.

Mr Chansley, who calls himself the QAnon Shaman, is allegedly the man pictured with a painted face, fur hat and horns inside Congress on Wednesday.

 

A health worker. Q conspiracy shit must be an addiction. I don't know how but they need to shut it down. Fucking Russians or whoever is brainwashing these conspiracy addicts need to be held to account. 

7 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

"Actually, many of them were Canadians." -- Most Canadians I met while backpacking in Europe in the early '90s

Yep. How do you know somebody is Canadian? They'll tell you (they burned the Capitol.)

So as one after another of these Trumper / Q nutballs is arrested, how’s that “it was antifa!” story holding up?

15 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Yep. How do you know somebody is Canadian? They'll tell you (they burned the Capitol.)

 

They don't have to tell you shit. They slap a red maple leaf logo on everything they own or produce, so you can see them from 200 yards.

Just now, DaysOff said:

 

They don't have to tell you shit. They slap a red maple leaf logo on everything they own or produce, so you can see them from 200 yards.

The wimpier Americans also slap on the maple leaf. You have to get them talking to verify.

6 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

So as one after another of these Trumper / Q nutballs is arrested, how’s that “it was antifa!” story holding up?

I hear it was Antifa.

I hear it was Antifa.


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5 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

 


Did someone resurrect her Twitter? It’s somehow even more unhinged than before.

 

"Drink more ovaltine."

25 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

 

They don't have to tell you shit. They slap a red maple leaf logo on everything they own or produce, so you can see them from 200 yards.

I’m not your buddy, guy.

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4 hours ago, Bookman said:

It said "Remember, Trump is depending on you. Set your pins to B-2. Here is the message:

12 - 11 - 2 - 8 - 25 - 14 - 11 - 18 - 16 - 23 - 12 - 23 - 21 - 3 - 25

That's a message from Trump himself. Remember, don't tell anyone!"

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6 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Well Rapaport is fucking annoying so that’s a pretty low bar. 

Rapaport is a fucking national treasure 

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

Yep. How do you know somebody is Canadian? They'll tell you (they burned the Capitol.)

They also look like this. Much different facial characteristics than Americans

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1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

So as one after another of these Trumper / Q nutballs is arrested, how’s that “it was antifa!” story holding up?

I’m sure they have pivoted to deep state unlawful arrests or something. 

23 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

They also look like this. Much different facial characteristics than Americans

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Sure that is not an aggy? 

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Sure that is not an aggy? 

Aggy would be standing BEHIND the sheep I'm guessing ?

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Sure that is not an aggy? 

The aggy corps of cadets are very similar to Canadian Nazis. They will always let you know that they are CoC members. You can also see the hoof marks on their uniforms from their "reverse sheepboying" efforts

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Aggy would be standing BEHIND the sheep I'm guessing ?

or riding to glory hole duty. 

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Love the blue line patch.

What the fuck, that dumb twat Jenna Ryan opened her Twitter account again. Holy shit, this dumb asshole deserves everything coming her way.

4 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

What the fuck, that dumb twat Jenna Ryan opened her Twitter account again. Holy shit, this dumb asshole deserves everything coming her way.

I've been pleased to hear that the FBI plans to bring down the hammer on these people, but it's confounding that 4 days later these people are still walking around and bragging about it.

 

It goes without saying, but.....

 

I really hope the vast majority of the assholes we’re talking about in this thread lose their right to vote permanently.

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Love the blue line patch.

Is that Cudd in back?
21 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

It goes without saying, but.....

 

I really hope the vast majority of the assholes we’re talking about in this thread lose their right to vote permanently.

I get the sentiment.

But the prevailing wind is toward felon re-enfranchisement.  And that's a good thing; so good, in fact, that I would hate to see it derailed.  Ultimately, perhaps, disenfranchisement, instead of being a collateral consequence of all felonies, will become a specific punishment for certain crimes.

This was a violent insurrection with loss of life.  They should lose 2nd Amendment rights due to the nature of the crime.

4 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

A health worker. Q conspiracy shit must be an addiction. I don't know how but they need to shut it down. Fucking Russians or whoever is brainwashing these conspiracy addicts need to be held to account. 

It's a cult with addictive properties, but unlike passing-out-a-pamphlet kind of cult, it begins online and then the cult member seeks out others in person because of humans being social and enjoying being social with like minded others. Thus, Q rally type events. You notice that many of these folks seem to know each other and are friendly; that's by design. They have shared knowledge and language and all of that.

But yeah, some folks get drawn in much more quickly than others. The cult of Trump, for example, which is the overarching part of the cult for some but not all: one Ginny Thomas, wife of Clarence Thomas. I've mentioned it here before; she was drawn into a cult when she was younger. It was called *Lifespring (link to wiki article below) and she mentioned later that it was difficult to break away. Ironically, she joined the Cult Awareness Network afterward. She seems susceptible to the methods and now, IMO got suckered again.

A little problematic since people in a cult have difficulty extricating themselves, and that's only the ones who sense something isn't quite right. It doesn't bode well.

 

 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifespring

32 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

This was a violent insurrection with loss of life.  They should lose 2nd Amendment rights due to the nature of the crime.

Well, that's a collateral consequence of all felonies, as well.  I'm a little less supportive of regaining firearm rights, but after five years, you are allowed to possess a firearm in your home in Texas.

3 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

 


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At work they're saying it was Antifa.

(just getting y'all ready for the next ten years.)

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

What the fuck, that dumb twat Jenna Ryan opened her Twitter account again. Holy shit, this dumb asshole deserves everything coming her way.

I'd come in her asshole.

54 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


Is that Cudd in back?

It's all the same woman. She has multiple physical bodies.

2 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

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Love the blue line patch.

"wouldent?"

4 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

 


For posterity:

 

 

 

 

 

Also, that flagpole Q Shaman carries, if that's a real metal tip, that thing is just a short spear optimized for close fighting, disguised as a flagpole. In a split second he could shove that in somebody, yet I've seen him allowed to tote it everywhere. Seems way deadlier than a lot of pistols.

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

"wouldent?"

Can't say they dident.

2 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Also, that flagpole Q Shaman carries, if that's a real metal tip, that thing is just a short spear optimized for close fighting, disguised as a flagpole. In a split second he could shove that in somebody, yet I've seen him allowed to tote it everywhere. Seems way deadlier than a lot of pistols.

That's a very good point.

 

No pun intended.

 

 

 

If I were a judge and had any discretion in sentencing these goobs, I'd have a punishment adjustment scale based on the level of cosplay.

EG, basic jeans, jacket, ballcap, Oakleys and goatee? You get the base-line sentence for what you did. 

Helmet, bulletproof vest, various little Look At Mah Service patches? You get an add-on for each item. (I'd probably decide that all in advance and write it on a note card so I could be hard, but fair.)

Fur hat, horns, spear, or similar, but didn't try to kill anybody?: for the first time since Reagan, we're gonna try to get you some mental health help, in an institutionalized setting.

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m sure they have pivoted to deep state unlawful arrests or something. 

Trump is going to shut down social media as well as att and Verizon in the next 24-36 hours and then will begin making arrests. May or may not shut down power grid to certain cities. 

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48 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

"wouldent?"

Thank you. I spent way too long trying to figure out what "would ent" meant, and what "ent" stood for.

 Forgot who we are dealing with here.

2 hours ago, BearSchlong said:
4 hours ago, NorthLoop said:
Rapaport is a fucking national treasure 

Who? Link?

 

6 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Thank you. I spent way too long trying to figure out what "would ent" meant, and what "ent" stood for.

 Forgot who we are dealing with here.

Dont loose ur mind its OK their is always something knew to learn out their.

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