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18 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

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I'm sorry.  My apologies.

"Future senator."

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13 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

No, I don’t believe they say that. I believe you are lying, Jenna. 

It's pretty much right in line with annual police suicide rates, nationwide.  Either she's aware of that and is trying to shine it on or she has been duped.  I'll call it even money.

Jenna has 237 subscribers on her YouTube channel as of today. No new content since she was in the slammer, but I'm sure some of her new media stuff will get uploaded. What a crazy world in which we live.

2 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Jenna has 237 subscribers on her YouTube channel as of today. No new content since she was in the slammer, but I'm sure some of her new media stuff will get uploaded. What a crazy world in which we live.

She may be our chance to find out about the marketability of a dual threat: someone who sells the batshit insanity that the Trumpists lap up, and also pics with a sharpie in her butt.

Daring innovators like that have made our country great.  Sure, many fail, but we just remember the success stories.

Anyone who'd be willing to pay to see that wildebeest's fat ass naked, is desperate to the nth degree. 

Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

Anyone who'd be willing to pay to see that wildebeest's fat ass naked, is desperate to the nth degree. 

Ummmm.....you saw my reference to the first group, "Trumpists," right?

I'm reminded of that bar scene in "Good Morning Vietnam"

Rittenhouse, "Earl, any movement on the Jenna Ryan photos?"
Earl, "No Kyle, and it doesn't look good."

Rittenhouse, "Oh, she look good to me."

35 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

She may be our chance to find out about the marketability of a dual threat: someone who sells the batshit insanity that the Trumpists lap up, and also pics with a sharpie in her butt.

Daring innovators like that have made our country great.  Sure, many fail, but we just remember the success stories.

anything less than 3 sharpies and I'm out!

17 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm sorry.  My apologies.

"Future senator."

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39 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Anyone who'd be willing to pay to see that wildebeest's fat ass naked, is desperate to the nth degree. 

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48 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Anyone who'd be willing to pay to see that wildebeest's fat ass naked, is desperate to the nth degree. 

Don't judge me.

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Anyone who'd be willing to pay to see that wildebeest's fat ass naked, is desperate to the nth degree. 

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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Anyone who'd be willing to pay to see that wildebeest's fat ass naked, is desperate to the nth degree. 

 

I thought we were in a safe place here.

 

 

22 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Page 148 has had me cackling.  Well done, guys.

Imagine googling "wildebeest butt" and finding dozens of hits.

Thinking she doesn’t know what the word exclusive means. Or the word first. Or both words. 

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I thought we were in a safe place here.

 

 

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5 hours ago, Lobo said:

I'm reminded of that bar scene in "Good Morning Vietnam"

Rittenhouse, "Earl, any movement on the Jenna Ryan photos?"
Earl, "No Kyle, and it doesn't look good."

Rittenhouse, "Oh, she look good to me."

Will she be wearing a shiny green suit from Hong Kong?

Poor Adam Johnson of Bradenton, Florida.  With that lustrous auburn hair, rosy cheeks, and kind eyes.  Just 75 days in prison...it'll be difficult to pay the right people to torment your pretty face.  Difficult.  But not impossible.  

P.S. I read your wife is a physician.  How nice.  Should come in handy.  

I'll standby and await your actual federal facility assignment.  Happy Hunting, Fellas...

Sure are a lot of freedom fighters that aren’t willing or able to back up their words.  

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

 

She must have hired Tucker Carlson’s lawyers. 

9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

 

it's sort of true imo.  they are so unaccustomed to the real world, live in their protective consequence free bubbles, and survive only on the attention of others that they say things like this so others will applaud them and forget there is real world implications.   it's just a bunch of 5 year olds in 40 year old bodies.

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

 

 

its 'just bravado" when you are drunk and talking shit in private with your buddies.

Its incitement to violence and insurrection and making terroristic threats when you film it while committing a felony and post it online.

 

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/austin-man-arrested-faces-charges-for-actions-during-jan-6-insurrection/

Geoffrey Samuel Shough from Austin.

Who here knows this douchebag?

AUSTIN (KXAN) — Federal law enforcement arrested an Austin man who is believed to have participated in the Jan. 6 insurrection and riot at the U.S. Capitol building.

The U.S. Department of Justice said Tuesday that Geoffrey Samuel Shough, 37, was “among the crowd of rioters at the Capitol on Jan. 6. He was captured on video waving a Texas flag and wearing a jacket over what appeared to be a body armor vest, a ballistic-style helmet, goggles, and hard-knuckle gloves.”

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An Austin man who became known to online sleuths as “#TexasPleather” has been arrested and charged with breaching the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6 after his ex-girlfriend identified him to federal investigators just one week after they broke up.

lulz

On 2/28/2022 at 9:56 AM, Gil Bang said:

 

 

 

 

in a better world, her body is still swinging from her neck and a rope

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

lulz

 

exes are the devil 

Oath Keeper Joshua James will apparently plead to seditious conspiracy:

 

This guy was in direct contact with Roger Stone on 1/6.

There is no honor among thieves, Annie. You should have known better 

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

the price you pay for being a dumb cunt 

still blows me away all these dumb asses decided to attempt an over throw of the govt without covering up their faces

 

the dumbest people alive 

still blows me away all these dumb asses decided to attempt an over throw of the govt without covering up their faces
 
the dumbest people alive 

And what makes them even dumber???

THEY ACTUALLY HAD A LEGITIMATE REASON BECAUSE, YA KNOW, PANDEMIC.

But errrrrrything is political for these chowderfucks.
11 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


And what makes them even dumber???

THEY ACTUALLY HAD A LEGITIMATE REASON BECAUSE, YA KNOW, PANDEMIC.

But errrrrrything is political for these chowderfucks.

 

then post everything on social media !!!

5 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

And what makes them even dumber???

THEY ACTUALLY HAD A LEGITIMATE REASON BECAUSE, YA KNOW, PANDEMIC.

It's just a flu, libtard.

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