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Just now, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

Job where you can make good money and act successful without the need for a college degree or much in the way of formal education. also lone wolves can work for themselves.

 

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Just now, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

Job where you can make good money and act successful without the need for a college degree or much in the way of formal education.

He dropped out of USC to swim, so makes sense. Thanks!

They got him out on bail. I dont know if they are shit because what they have to do for him to get him a good outcome is a lot. This entitled fucker better act like he is brain damaged or something to get sympathy cuz otherwise the dream team couldn't save him.

3 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

He dropped out of USC to swim, so makes sense. Thanks!

At least we know he got into USC legitimately for his sport, unlike, say Olivia Jade.

6 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

At least we know he got into USC legitimately for his sport, unlike, say Olivia Jade.

If her sport was fucking, then maybe.

41 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

Job where you can make good money and act successful without the need for a college degree or much in the way of formal education.

Add "it's not a deal-breaker if you have done time", and all that describes a gold-buyer/coin-dealer.

In 5-10 years expect some outstanding investment opportunities in Morgan Silver Dollars.

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2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

What publisher would allow a vapid cow like Jenna write a book???
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Damn.  That's worse than you treated Winthorpe at the city jail.  Bravo.

4 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Dinosaur erotica?!?  Seriously?  Holy shit.

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4 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

I don't agree with Matt's politics, but he's party-hardy compared to my State Farm agent.

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11 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

This guy's yelp reviews are glorious

https://www.yelp.com/biz/matt-walker-state-farm-insurance-agent-fort-branch-2

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I asked for a quote and Matt tried to assassinate my House Representative. 0/10 would not recommend

 

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I prefer to buy my insurance from non-terrorists, but if you ever need to insure your arsenal to try and overthrow the government, this is your guy. You'll have so much in common!

 

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I prefer to do business with agents who don't partake in insurrections. I know, I know... I'm picky. That's just me though.

 

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Walked in for an insurance quote, but he kept trying to upsell the terrorist bundle.

 

20 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

44 new reviews today

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SF has a group that goes in and runs agencies when an agent dies.  Not quite the same thing, but I think they will be running that office by Thursday morning at the latest.

5 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

 

 

Money can be made if you know how to write genre literature. No shame if people want to read fiction where the protagonist carefully adjusts her heaving bosom, moistens her lips with her tongue and then faces the sensuous and exciting VelociRAPTOR.

Go on...

 

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I haven't read any of Chuck Tingle's books but this one is on point. 

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And just in case you have not seen the WHOLE video she did, she definitely went in the Capitol.  So her saying that it was peaceful and she didn't go inside, horseshit.  

She also seems to identify Alex Jones at the end.  

 

7 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

What publisher would allow a vapid cow like Jenna write a book???
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Penguin?

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Fuck em all.
I'll post it again: "You ride with the outlaw, you die with the outlaw."

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I think he means it
2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

She has an instagram.  She calls herself a "Life Coach".   What is she coaching people in?  Stupidity?

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Needs to remove the bit about the book. Think I’ll see what Calisto media is all about. 

We combine the power of Big Data, technology, and lean economics. We discover the information people are searching for and provide it. We help transform lives.
 

thats what their landing page leads with. Tough to get a read on what they do but it sounds like they are trying to use data mining to push their content out, likely as an ebook. 
offices in nyc  (220 W 19th @PenelopeWitherspoon) and Bay Area California so probably not full of trump supporters. 

2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

And just in case you have not seen the WHOLE video she did, she definitely went in the Capitol.  So her saying that it was peaceful and she didn't go inside, horseshit.  

She also seems to identify Alex Jones at the end.  

 

In the name of Jesus, I will sell your house. I'm a realtor!

Look, y'all, that's as far as I'm gonna go. I've got 49 layers on here, and it's hot as hell. They got tear gas.

In the name of Jesus...

She has an instagram.  She calls herself a "Life Coach".   What is she coaching people in?  Stupidity?
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I work with quite a bit of people in the Dallas Real Estate market and see that I have like 23 friends in common with Jenna Ryan on Facebook. One of them is The Ticket’s own Junior Miller.

These clowns had a layout map. I'm so glad they didn't find anyone hiding in these offices. I'm sure these fuckers are talking and naming names, like who megaphone lady is, gas mask guy, etc.

 

5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Thanks but it's not the same one I wore one time in a high altitude transport.

Folks don't understand that there's a reason Citizen Kane didn't just go buy a new sled.

37 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

These clowns had a layout map. I'm so glad they didn't find anyone hiding in these offices. I'm sure these fuckers are talking and naming names, like who megaphone lady is, gas mask guy, etc.

 

Unfortunately, I figured this was going to be the case.  I believe 80% of the people that breached the building were just rubes and cover for the more insidious element.  And I absolutely believe they had help from some members of Congress and from the White House.  It is disgusting, and I hope they all swing for it.  We have to come down swiftly and brutally on these people.  

5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We combine the power of Big Data, technology, and lean economics.

The power of lean economics is some pretty great spin for saying you're broke.  I've got to steal that. 

"Sorry I didn't make it out today. Truck wouldn't start.  Can I get an advance to buy materials for the job?  My guys quit because I haven't paid them in a few weeks.  Behold the power of lean economics." 

The sad thing is, the association w/ the insurrection is likely to help that Jenna  cunt's business.  I imagine she has a rolodex chock full of shitty people w/ money who will continue to send her business.  Again, a full 3rd of our country is still down for trump.  I hope the bitch dies in a model home fire. 

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The sad thing is, the association w/ the insurrection is likely to help that Jenna  cunt's business.  I imagine she has a rolodex chock full of shitty people w/ money who will continue to send her business.  Again, a full 3rd of our country is still down for trump.  I hope the bitch dies in a model home fire. 

Republican charity doesn't seem to be the most reliable thing.

8 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Republican charity doesn't seem to be the most reliable thing.

it won't be charity, it will be approval, comfort and support.

18 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The sad thing is, the association w/ the insurrection is likely to help that Jenna  cunt's business.  I imagine she has a rolodex chock full of shitty people w/ money who will continue to send her business.  Again, a full 3rd of our country is still down for trump.  I hope the bitch dies in a model home fire

Just making sure this gets the kudos it deserves. 

The Republican Attorney Generals Association (RAGA) who helped with the Jan 6th rally is getting some heat from Corporate America.

 

31 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The sad thing is, the association w/ the insurrection is likely to help that Jenna  cunt's business.  I imagine she has a rolodex chock full of shitty people w/ money who will continue to send her business.  Again, a full 3rd of our country is still down for trump.  I hope the bitch dies in a model home fire. 

While eating a bag of dicks.......

Remind me to never piss ol' Penny off.
Wow.

That’s not the real Penny. She didn’t say she lives in NYC.
16 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The very same publisher that would allow this

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All these people whining could take their Microsoft Word-compatible document, upload it through Amazon's Kindle Desktop Publishing site, you know, self-publishing, and they could spend 5 minutes on a. stock photo site and in Amazon's Kindle Cover Creator thing, and they are raking in the money from the rubes.

But they gotta have their book in Target or some shit.

And do a better job with pen names.  Don't make them easy to guess.

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16 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Dinosaur erotica?!?  Seriously?  Holy shit.

 

16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

DON'T YOU JUDGE ME.

 

16 hours ago, pantone159 said:

https://www.amazon.com/Taken-T-Rex-Dinosaur-Erotica-Christie-ebook/dp/B00FI9JFFO

Customers who bought this item also bought: Ravished by the Triceratops, Space Raptor Butt Invasion, and Dino Park After Dark.

You are all missing the best thing about the books. While not trying to summon the unholy presence of he-who-shall-not-be-named, the authors of the series met while students at the PREMIER IN-STATE SEC PROGRAM. Granted this was presumably during the Sherman / Sumlin years when there wasn't a whole lot else to be happy about, so really monster erotica fans everywhere should be thankful that they didn't manage to pull Fisher in earlier.

When I heard one of them was a swimmer, my first thought was “that crazy motherfucker Swam4Texas has finally gone over the edge.”

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4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Sad nazi

 

Somebody please hand this guy a note on the way into the license plate factory near Cell Block E, that says "Arbeit Macht Frei" 

I'll put $100 in your canteen account.  

I certainly hope all these dumbshits being rounded up are right now, in real time, having a good CPA review the last 7 years of their tax returns.  The Feds are going to comb over every area of your life and tack on as many years to your sentence as possible.  Some of y'all look like you're in your 50's and 60's.  That means based on just the preliminary charges, you could get decades (not life, but decades) and die in federal prison.  Your only hope is to rat out your co-conspirators and get a plea deal to only serve until you're 70.  I hope you kept copious notes on all the people you met on Qanon because you're gonna need them to get out of the mess you're in.  

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1 hour ago, burntorangebongos said:

The Republican Attorney Generals Association (RAGA) who helped with the Jan 6th rally is getting some heat from Corporate America.

 

The outstanding Megan Hunt, my state Senator, is going hard to the paint on the Nebraska AG.  

Per the AG, they think it was approved by an unauthorized staffer.  Which, of course, is a thing that should not happen: unauthorized staffers, but definition, cannot approve buys. 

 

 

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

it won't be charity, it will be approval, comfort and support.

Does that qualify as aiding and abetting?

2 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

These clowns had a layout map. I'm so glad they didn't find anyone hiding in these offices. I'm sure these fuckers are talking and naming names, like who megaphone lady is, gas mask guy, etc.

 

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2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Unfortunately, I figured this was going to be the case.  I believe 80% of the people that breached the building were just rubes and cover for the more insidious element.  And I absolutely believe they had help from some members of Congress and from the White House.  It is disgusting, and I hope they all swing for it.  We have to come down swiftly and brutally on these people.  

I agree with the 80%, but they all must hang 

28 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

When I heard one of them was a swimmer, my first thought was “that crazy motherfucker Swam4Texas has finally gone over the edge.”


He went over the edge loooooong ago 

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