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When I heard one of them was a swimmer, my first thought was “that crazy motherfucker Swam4Texas has finally gone over the edge.”

I can Doxx Swam. I haven’t for karma. I may do it if I see his name among the arrested. Swam is in his 50s now.
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7 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:


I can Doxx Swam. I haven’t for karma. I may do it if I see his name among the arrested. Swam is in his 50s now.

everyone can doxx swam dude...he repeatedly doxxed himself over and over and over across the last two decades.

3 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

 

I wish I could be there when he walks into federal prison next month and they shave that long beard and hair from his head.  The irony will finally hit him just as the ballsack hits him as well.  

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5 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

 

Bradley Cooper has let himself go during the pandemic

3 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

These clowns had a layout map. I'm so glad they didn't find anyone hiding in these offices. I'm sure these fuckers are talking and naming names, like who megaphone lady is, gas mask guy, etc.

 

I hope some of those people get identified and arrested.  Because there is a 1000% chance that they'll sing like birds if charged with sedition, but offered a plea deal.

She has an instagram.  She calls herself a "Life Coach".   What is she coaching people in?  Stupidity?
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Really disappoint about selfloveU.net
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8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

"I'm not a terrorist, I just wanted to terrify lawmakers by doing terrifying things that terrified them.  It felt terrific!"

1 hour ago, Tuco said:

The outstanding Megan Hunt, my state Senator, is going hard to the paint on the Nebraska AG.  

Per the AG, they think it was approved by an unauthorized staffer.  Which, of course, is a thing that should not happen: unauthorized staffers, but definition, cannot approve buys. 

 

 

Oh hey there Megan. How you doin? 

10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Just because I wanted to terrorize Congress doesn’t mean I’m a terrorist!

1 hour ago, Fastbreak said:

When I heard one of them was a swimmer, my first thought was “that crazy motherfucker Swam4Texas has finally gone over the edge.”

Finally? More like just riding down the sluice. 

11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

This motherfucker needs to go to prison for a long, long time.

I think that's the best thing about this round of the insurrection; they were expecting to be leaders in a glorious civil war, and instead are being treated like criminals.  It has to be killing their souls.

17 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I am genuinely surprised he's a real SEAL.

2 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

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Then I found out about movie tricks. Trick photography. I was crushed. 

17 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

It's obvious he hasn't been. He's probably been turning on the television or messing around on the computer/phone instead of actually parenting them. Because parents are usually too busy to incite insurrections based on lies and conspiracies.

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6 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

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9 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

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That's a State Senate/Comic Book Store 8.

1 hour ago, lemonlime said:

 

Ooooh wee he mad! Just look at those eyes, all crossways

56 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

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Six Pack starring Kenny Rogers?  I don't remember the husky kid or Russ Griswold being in it.  Edited to add that I've just learned that Anthony Michael Hall was the original Russ.  Don't know how I never realized that.

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just because I wanted to terrorize Congress doesn’t mean I’m a terrorist!

How does the joke go?  "You bake one cake, that doesn't make make you a baker..."

18 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

"Veteran", huh. Unless things have changed a lot, I remember getting vaccines during the "zero weeks" before basic really started. So the guy might have gotten kicked out before he even met his real drill sergeant, or whatever they call drill sergeants in the cold wet filthy diseased Navy.

 

Week 0 is were I got my shots. I still remember some of the looks on ppls faces when they found out that week didn't really count. They may had some regrets

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2 hours ago, Tuco said:

Per the AG, they think it was approved by an unauthorized staffer.  Which, of course, is a thing that should not happen: unauthorized staffers, but definition, cannot approve buys. 

 

 

Apparently that unauthorized staffer was the executive director. 

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“Every decision Adam made on behalf of RLDF was with the best of intentions and with the organization’s best interests in mind,” Steve Marshall, the board chairman of the Rule of Law Defense Fund, said in a statement.

Yeah, the problem is when your political PAC sees that there may be some advantage in supporting delusional bullshit, that resulted in insurrection.  It's self-interest, with no ethics, that is the problem. 

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Week 0 is were I got my shots. I still remember some of the looks on ppls faces when they found out that week didn't really count. They may had some regrets

I had two zero weeks. Then I was sidetracked to "The Fat Boy Club" because I was too skinny. That's where they spent a couple weeks making the fat boys skinny and the skinny boys a little more muscular so they wouldn't wash out of Basic. That shit dragged out for 4 more weeks because even after I passed the PT test they didn't have a unit ready for me to join yet. So I was there 6 weeks BEFORE I started Day 1 of Basic. Which wasn't Basic but OSUT, which lasts, I can't remember, 13 weeks? Except guess what, when we got there, we were doing "intake" for at least another week to fill up the unit before we started any classes.

tldr: I got paid to do Crossfit for 5 months.

43 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Biden can't go to Europe or he'll get arrested. I hadn't heard that one before. Their absolute faith despite zero evidence is scary. 

48 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

The woman saying "fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me" was perfect

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Just spit-balling here, but when you enlist, you  take an oath to defend the Constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic.  That oath doesn't expire once you get your DD214.  Any vet that gets caught storming the capitol or in any other way committing or supporting an action like this should have their vet benefits taken away for life.  Fuck 'em.

 

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1 hour ago, Scheiss Meister said:

This motherfucker needs to go to prison for a long, long time.

I think that's the best thing about this round of the insurrection; they were expecting to be leaders in a glorious civil war, and instead are being treated like criminals.  It has to be killing their souls.



"I would like to express to you just a cry for clemency, as you understand that my life now has been absolutely turned upside-down," Newbold told ABC News. "I am not a terrorist. I am not a traitor."


Here's the thing: he's making it sound like some random, invisible force came and turned his life upside down, like a natural disaster or something.  No, you dumb motherfucker.  You drove to fucking Washington, invaded the capitol, drove home and, on the way, stupidly made a video in which you reveled in what you had done.  Nothing other than your own self made you do these things and now, like all criminals, you've got to pay the piper.   Can you imagine the guy who killed all of those folks in El Paso saying "I would like to express to you just a cry for clemency as you understand that my life has been absolutely turned upside-down.  I am not a murderer."

It doesn't work that way. 

And how much do you want to bet that this guy claimed to be a "law and order"  supporter of the men in blue before all of this went down?

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36 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

How does the joke go?  "You bake one cake, that doesn't make make you a baker..."

but you get caught fucking one goat...

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

That's a State Senate/Comic Book Store 8.

She’s apparently bi, so 9.

40 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Six Pack starring Kenny Rogers?  I don't remember the husky kid or Russ Griswold being in it.  Edited to add that I've just learned that Anthony Michael Hall was the original Russ.  Don't know how I never realized that.

You thought the Big Bang dude was the OG?

43 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

How does the joke go?  "You bake one cake, that doesn't make make you a baker..."

Yeah, but you suck one cock...

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Who is gonna tend to Jenny's flowers now?

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CBS7 has learned the FBI has arrested Midlander Jenny Cudd for rioting at the Capitol last Wednesday.

After the riot, Cudd posted about it on her Facebook page, bragging that “we” tore down the doors to Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s office.

She later backed that statement up, saying that she was referring to the group as a whole. She claimed she didn’t vandalize anything in the building.

“Do I think that it was wrong for us to go to the Capitol? Absolutely not. Do I think that it was wrong for me to go through an open door and get inside of the Capitol? No I don’t. I didn’t break any laws, I didn’t do anything unlawful, and I think that’s probably why the FBI and the law enforcement have not contacted me,” said Cudd in an interview with CBS7.

 

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Several times, Cudd told CBS7 she was proud of what she did and that she’d do it again.

She also said she had gotten several death threats after the riot at her florist shop, Becky’s Flowers, which is located in Midland.

Plus, she said, hundreds of people had gone online and given the shop bad reviews.

She has since shut down her Facebook page.

 

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csb involving Jenna...

It was December, 2016, a month after the presidential election.  I was at the Yard House (beer bar) in Addison with two of my friends.  We were part of a group of guys who worked together from 2005 - 2010ish and we still try to go on a kayak trip once a year and meet in December for a holiday celebration to catch up.  

The Yard House has a big, rectangular bar in the middle of the establishment and customers can sit on all four sides of it.  The three of us friend were sitting together on the longer, western side towards the SW corner and in walks Jenna.  She sits in the middle of the south side of the bar.  She immediately makes her presence known, chatting us up, pimping her real estate services and self-help website.  She said she just got out of a first date with someone (poor bastard) and didn't eat dinner.  She was on a dinner date.   So she orders some food and another drink.  She was cute back then, but her in-the-face demeanor immediately sent out warning signals.

She soon starts talking about Trump and singing his praises.  My friends and I did not vote for Trump (if you would have told me in 2015 I'd vote for Hillary I would have called you a got damned liar).  She then goes on about how if you are a democrat or voted against Trump, then you were not a true American.  Okay, that did it.  I took exception to her statement and it seemed to surprise her.  I'm white and over 50 so I guess she thought I looked the Trumper part.  One of my friend is black and the other was Arabic.  All three of us start debating her and ask her questions about the border wall and then baited her into giving her opinion on Muslims.  My Arabic friend is Muslim as you might imagine, and her opinions of keeping his folks out of the country didn't sit well with him. She thought he was "Mexican" until he told her otherwise.

Well things deescalated very quickly.  She ended up getting her food order to-go and stormed out of the establishment.  The three of us just looked at each other saying "WTF just happened?"  The bartender snickered at us.  We just laughed and texted the rest of our group who didn't make it out that night about the attractive crackpot we encountered.  I perused her self-help website/YouTube videos later that evening.

Wasn't surprised to see her in the news...

 

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

 


He’s a Gravy Seal now 

All Traitors need to hang 

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27 minutes ago, Matuka said:

csb involving Jenna...

It was December, 2016, a month after the presidential election.  I was at the Yard House (beer bar) in Addison with two of my friends.  We were part of a group of guys who worked together from 2005 - 2010ish and we still try to go on a kayak trip once a year and meet in December for a holiday celebration to catch up.  

The Yard House has a big, rectangular bar in the middle of the establishment and customers can sit on all four sides of it.  The three of us friend were sitting together on the longer, western side towards the SW corner and in walks Jenna.  She sits in the middle of the south side of the bar.  She immediately makes her presence known, chatting us up, pimping her real estate services and self-help website.  She said she just got out of a first date with someone (poor bastard) and didn't eat dinner.  She was on a dinner date.   So she orders some food and another drink.  She was cute back then, but her in-the-face demeanor immediately sent out warning signals.

She soon starts talking about Trump and singing his praises.  My friends and I did not vote for Trump (if you would have told me in 2015 I'd vote for Hillary I would have called you a got damned liar).  She then goes on about how if you are a democrat or voted against Trump, then you were not a true American.  Okay, that did it.  I took exception to her statement and it seemed to surprise her.  I'm white and over 50 so I guess she thought I looked the Trumper part.  One of my friend is black and the other was Arabic.  All three of us start debating her and ask her questions about the border wall and then baited her into giving her opinion on Muslims.  My Arabic friend is Muslim as you might imagine, and her opinions of keeping his folks out of the country didn't sit well with him. She thought he was "Mexican" until he told her otherwise.

Well things deescalated very quickly.  She ended up getting her food order to-go and stormed out of the establishment.  The three of us just looked at each other saying "WTF just happened?"  The bartender snickered at us.  We just laughed and texted the rest of our group who didn't make it out that night about the attractive crackpot we encountered.  I perused her self-help website/YouTube videos later that evening.

Wasn't surprised to see her in the news...

 

 

An Arab, a Black dude, an old cracker, and Trump nutter walk into a bar...

 

 

 

12 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Thanks but it's not the same one I wore one time in a high altitude transport.

You don't know that.

17 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

This MAGAt canoe was parked outside the crown plaza at 290/183/35 as of a few minutes ago.

 

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Trying to tear down our country's democracy is one thing but that parking job deserves justice.

1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Trying to tear down our country's democracy is one thing but that parking job deserves justice.

This was the side lot I walk my dog through occasionally.  These cunts knew parking in the main lot would be a bad idea.

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I had two zero weeks. Then I was sidetracked to "The Fat Boy Club" because I was too skinny. That's where they spent a couple weeks making the fat boys skinny and the skinny boys a little more muscular so they wouldn't wash out of Basic. That shit dragged out for 4 more weeks because even after I passed the PT test they didn't have a unit ready for me to join yet. So I was there 6 weeks BEFORE I started Day 1 of Basic. Which wasn't Basic but OSUT, which lasts, I can't remember, 13 weeks? Except guess what, when we got there, we were doing "intake" for at least another week to fill up the unit before we started any classes.

tldr: I got paid to do Crossfit for 5 months.

HAHAH, that was partly me - I was too skinny as well, which I didn't know there was such a thing, but thankfully it only added a few weeks to my time, which was hell as it was, Fort Sill in the summer..well, it's fucking southern Oklahoma in the summer. 

The whole experience left me with a lifelong hated of these things:

Manual-Lawn-Mower-Adjustable-Roller-Gras

Wish I had a pedometer on me, felt like I mowed a good 50 acres by hand.  Or at least the same 5 acres 10 times over.

I saw the start of his license plate and thought, "Oh, don't give him any shit...that's a disabled vet.  Then I realized it's a vanity plate, "Lick Donald's Vagina 4384" 

From what I saw at the Capitol earlier today, there's people pouring in from all over the state.  Probably bringing with them lots and lots of Covid, stupidity, and ammo.  

This should be a fucking hoot.  

4 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

This motherfucker needs to go to prison for a long, long time.

I think that's the best thing about this round of the insurrection; they were expecting to be leaders in a glorious civil war, and instead are being treated like criminals.  It has to be killing their souls.

What's even better is plenty of them will lose the right to bear arms.

The very thing they claimed to be worried about because of Biden.

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2 hours ago, Matuka said:

csb involving Jenna...

Not that cool, since it was a minute or two of our time that didn't end up with her clothes on your floor.  Or your clothes on her floor.

But at least you still kept your kidneys, so that's a win.

I just got back from the Texas Capitol and there is mostly nobody there. South entrance and sides closed, can only enter from the north side. Most of the public places are closed. Checked out the House Gallery but they weren’t in session. Guys stationed at the Senate Gallery didn’t know if it was open to public yet, I didn’t push them it was. DPS officers mostly in same gear but way more of them, did see a good bit of semi auto weapons and flexicuffs. Had a few dogs inside as well. 

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