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The new rallying flag:

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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

I don't think he does. If he pardons a bunch of people the FBI and DOJ are actively pursuing, he'll open himself up to even more legal issues as there will be an all out effort to find something that either bankrupts him or send him to prison. The Georgia AG is already looking into election tampering. DC will want to go after him. PA and WI might want to jump in too. 

Another factor to consider is how Trump demands absolute loyalty. There are a number of reports of these insurrectionists using the "but President Trump told me to" defense, so I highly doubt he will respond with anything but a stubby middle finger. 

Baked Alaska's real name is Anthime Joseph Gionet, and he's an insurrectionist and apparently Anthime Joseph Gionet is not just a violent insurrectionist but a clueless dumbass who believes everything Donald Trump says.

 

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2 hours ago, Nivek said:

I do not think Trump will pardon the terrorists. They failed him. Had they succeeded, he would have handed our pardons.

He likes terrorists that don't get arrested.

2 hours ago, Nivek said:

I do not think Trump will pardon the terrorists. They failed him. Had they succeeded, he would have handed our pardons.

He likes terrorists that don't get arrested.

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

I don't think he does. If he pardons a bunch of people the FBI and DOJ are actively pursuing, he'll open himself up to even more legal issues as there will be an all out effort to find something that either bankrupts him or send him to prison. The Georgia AG is already looking into election tampering. DC will want to go after him. PA and WI might want to jump in too. 

I mean, that's exactly what a rational person would think, so I don't get your point.

36 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Baked Alaska's real name is Anthime Joseph Gionet, and he's an insurrectionist and apparently Anthime Joseph Gionet is not just a violent insurrectionist but a clueless dumbass who believes everything Donald Trump says.

 

He doesn't sound like a dumbasth.

On 1/13/2021 at 6:10 PM, Aqua Buddha said:

If there were so many Antifa running roughshod over the Capitol, why didn't the MAGA Patriot Warriors stomp their guts out?

above from aqua is from the main breach thread from wednesday but it made me think of something.... brock claims he wore tac to the capitol because he was afraid of getting hurt by antifa....  but i don't recall seeing any claims of antifa until the protest turned violent.   so if he can't produce any social media or comms timestamped prior to the time he was on the grounds which 'warned' him of the threat of antifa violence at the capitol, is 'explanation' is bullshit and he should be in custody not sitting at home with an ankle monitor.

 
 

Well, what you have to do is imagine how stupid these people are.

And then understand that your imagination came nowhere close to capturing how stupid they really are. “Galactically stupid” doesn’t even come close.
16 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

 

 

Well if you just consider the fact they are total morons it gets easier to understand 

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And what brisket said

8 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

He doesn't sound like a dumbasth.

Slow burn lol

8 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

 

This would be all good tough talk from the prosecutors.  But, the reality is that they cannot possibly take all these people to trial.  I think the number is expected to be 300 or so?  There aren't 300 jury trial slots in the D DC open over the next probably three years.  Even a one-day trial takes a minimum of about three days, and that probably equates to a week.  They're not going to blow those trial slots on misdemeanors.  Not even if it was just 100.

This is why the plea bargain is the dominant mode of resolving criminal cases in every court in America.

Also, federal plea policy requires the defendant to plead to the highest/most severe offense charged.  And, practically, having the two overlapping misdemeanors charged would not enhance the sentence in comparison to a conviction or plea to just one of the offenses.

None of that is to say that anyone is going to get off particularly easy here.  But, as things currently stand, most of the charges are misdemeanors with a maximum prison sentence of one year.  People are going to plead guilty and the gubmint is going to accept those pleas, and it will be up to the judge presiding to determine how much of a year they do and what kind of fine they get.

If there was ever a time to "hold their feet to the fire"  that'd be right now, in this instance.

Totally agree/ understand what you're saying.  I wouldn't have a problem if they were a bit...um...methodical in their approach and prosecuted that highest charge at a very deliberate pace.

 

My wife's family out in the country identifed this jackass, Mark Ary, as being one of the people who stormed the capitol. He and his wife have since removed or shut down all their social media but he had pictures from the capitol before that were screen shot. Feel free to let him know what a traitorous piece of shit he is. 

https://www.aaryhvac.com/about

4 hours ago, Haphap said:

 

Wooohoo, Munchel et mere caught Hugo's 18 USC 371.  And the civil disorder count is a five year felony, seems to be connected to the taser.

12 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Setting aside her brainwashed gulliblity, she strikes me as someone who viewed it all as a lark. As if one simply says, 'I'm bored. Bored of this pandemic. Bored of being told what to do. I wanna dance."

The private plane, the photos, the outfits. It was the travel agency destination trip of a lifetime: go to DC and see all the sights and instagram for your friends back home. They'll be sooo jealous. "Look what I did over winter break, top this!" and it ends up in the yearbook with all the other cool kids.

So, yeah. She didn't think of the consequences. If she's ever had to face them, in her mind they've never been her fault.

kinda like Jake Spoon getting caught up with the man burners.

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9 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

kinda like Jake Spoon getting caught up with the man burners.

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"I just took my private plane to get through the territory, boys...."

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McCall Calhoun, Esq., of Americus, Jawja. Probably already posted for his bragging, and maybe also for his arrest, which came yesterday. NSIAP. 

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Pic looks like it's from a satire site, but that really is McCall Calhoun, Esq., criminal defense attorney of Americus, Jawja. Doesn't appear very much to be cut from the Atticus Finch small-town Southern lawyer cloth. 

Google reviews are better than the ones on Avvo, where his rating went from 5.0 to 1.4:

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He kept counselling me to overthrow the US government, even though I told him time and time again that I was just there for a durable power of attorney. It looked like his tinfoil hat was just on way too tight.
He said he passed the bar, but when I asked for proof he just said "What about the email lady!"
Anyway, if you do decide to hire him, I think he's currently in jail for insurrection.

 

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He has no respect for his clients and his office smelled terrible. Not sure he's a heavy smoker or just generally doesn't understand basic hygiene, but his breath smelled like rotten eggs and treason.

 

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Ignorant. Will believe anything a cult leader says.

 

5 hours ago, Gourmand said:

Another factor to consider is how Trump demands absolute loyalty. There are a number of reports of these insurrectionists using the "but President Trump told me to" defense, so I highly doubt he will respond with anything but a stubby middle finger. 


Trump doesn’t associate with losers !

13 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:


 

Seems like maybe this should be brought up in a senate trial. 

5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Seems like maybe this should be brought up in a senate trial. 

Definitely, as well as a hearing to determine whether this bitch is psychotic or just bug fucking crazy.

9 minutes ago, South Austin said:

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You know...morons.

12 hours ago, Wanker Bob said:

My wife's family out in the country identifed this jackass, Mark Ary, as being one of the people who stormed the capitol. He and his wife have since removed or shut down all their social media but he had pictures from the capitol before that were screen shot. Feel free to let him know what a traitorous piece of shit he is. 

https://www.aaryhvac.com/about

He's still sporting a 4.9 on Google. Are we sure he was there? 

29 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:


 

If there was any justice she would follow  him right into fucking prison

12 hours ago, Wanker Bob said:

My wife's family out in the country identifed this jackass, Mark Ary, as being one of the people who stormed the capitol. He and his wife have since removed or shut down all their social media but he had pictures from the capitol before that were screen shot. Feel free to let him know what a traitorous piece of shit he is. 

https://www.aaryhvac.com/about

I doubt he cares too much about what a bunch of liberal communists think. But I suspect he cares greatly about his company's status as a Trane Comfort Specialist. If Mark loses that badge the value of his business changes drastically. 

 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Seems like maybe this should be brought up in a senate trial. 

Will they be hearing evidence this time?

2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

He's still sporting a 4.9 on Google. Are we sure he was there? 

 

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Which image hosting works now? I've always just used the BB code but now it's not working for some reason

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Don't use bbcode.

Straight up https link to an image file is all you need.

14 hours ago, Wanker Bob said:

My wife's family out in the country identifed this jackass, Mark Ary, as being one of the people who stormed the capitol. He and his wife have since removed or shut down all their social media but he had pictures from the capitol before that were screen shot. Feel free to let him know what a traitorous piece of shit he is. 

https://www.aaryhvac.com/about

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58 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Will they be hearing evidence this time?

With dems running it, yes. 

6 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

With dems running it, yes. 

I know. It was a rhetorical question. I’m still amazed by what a sham his first impeachment trial was. Not surprised, just stunned that America could ever sink so low. We’d be better off if he had been removed from office then. We’d be even better off if he had been impeached and removed following the Mueller investigation.

And through it all, Putin has been laughing his ass off. 

32 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

You need a “secure” link that begins with “https,” not “http.” You can probably just copy the image and paste it into your post. I don’t know what the size limitations are in the new forum software. I’ve only done that a few times but haven’t run into any problems. 

Ha, hadn't messed around with the new update yet. We can just straight upload here now. Anyway, the stuff was sent to the FBI tip line so they can cross check with video they have if they want and see if this jackass went inside the capitol

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

Nashville & Memphis are fighting over who has to claim him. No love lost between those two cities. Memphis thinks Nashville is stuck up and all Nashville thinks of Memphis is there be dragons. And Nashvillians get really annoyed when tourists ask for directions to Graceland. 

On 1/16/2021 at 11:18 AM, TwiceHorn said:

But, the reality is that they cannot possibly take all these people to trial.  I think the number is expected to be 300 or so?  There aren't 300 jury trial slots in the D DC open over the next probably three years.  Even a one-day trial takes a minimum of about three days, and that probably equates to a week.  They're not going to blow those trial slots on misdemeanors.  Not even if it was just 100.

Build temporary treason courts. Scour the world for the judges these traitors deserve. Profit.

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Just like the Senate impeachment trial the first time! It all balances out.

14 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

McCall Calhoun, Esq., of Americus, Jawja. Probably already posted for his bragging, and maybe also for his arrest, which came yesterday. NSIAP. 

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Pic looks like it's from a satire site, but that really is McCall Calhoun, Esq., criminal defense attorney of Americus, Jawja. Doesn't appear very much to be cut from the Atticus Finch small-town Southern lawyer cloth. 

Google reviews are better than the ones on Avvo, where his rating went from 5.0 to 1.4:

 

 

 

Has anyone ever seen a Trumpist post that was amusing or ironic or even proof read? They see Donald Trump as the king of wit and he's basically just a name-caller with a very limited vocabulary, limited like nobody's ever seen before.

A great many of these people are stupid, but not all of them by any means. They do seem to be almost universally humorless outside of hur-durring assent to insults or canned lies about their illusory enemies.

I wonder what that says about a person's mind. Stupid is too easy a diagnosis and just incorrect. It's something else.

Reminder that Nick Fuentes is a literal booger-eating moron.

 

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