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15 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

When posts are deleted, posters lose the blue stars that other posters gave that post. They obsessively watch their rankings on a blue star leaderboard. So when they lose stars and rankings they throw public fits.

It's ALL for clout. All of it. Every single ounce of energy they use is virtue signaling for social status.

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[checks rep numbers....]

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2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

[Ted Cruz reaction]

 

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I always wonder what happens to the people who get memed, esp those who thought they were just making a porno....Where is she now?

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1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

No joke.

Zero opsec from these clowns.

I'd expect it from kids. Kids are all INT and zero WIS. But these people are mostly my age. They are OLD. They know what a half-dollar coin looks like, they could work a rotary dial phone. When they were teens they used code words to talk about buying a big bag of cheap pot with about as much THC as a bowl of Rice Crispies. They saw Nixon get busted for tapes. Even if not brilliant, they should at least possess the caginess they had when they were sneaking Hustler magazine into the house.

But put a bloop-bloop screen in their hands, and their brains smooth out to goldfish level.

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4 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

I always wonder what happens to the people who get memed, esp those who thought they were just making a porno....Where is she now?

Realtor.

27 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

One of my favorite forums is going through a lot of upheaval right now due to prevailing political currents. As a result, the admin/staff is deleting old posts and moderating more heavily.

This is a posting crew of extremely bootstraps-conservatives who think of themselves as alpha captains of industry.

When posts are deleted, posters lose the blue stars that other posters gave that post. They obsessively watch their rankings on a blue star leaderboard. So when they lose stars and rankings they throw public fits.

It's ALL for clout. All of it. Every single ounce of energy they use is virtue signaling for social status.

That was pretty clear whenever I would see your posts over there. They had a problem with actual discussion of a topic. Mostly it was name calling, diversion, and the same lame tactics frowned on in debate arguments. The purity tests would take up two pages (Biden's your 'boy', sorry your girl lost, you have TDS, etc) and after the poster would spend three posts saying 'oh no, not me,' the topic would be completely off the rails.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Believe it or not, this is one of the most amazingly irrational things about them.

They are talking about a "Plan" to take down literally the most powerful force in the world, the US government.....and they post every last detail (the fences are there to keep Biden in, the Marines are gonna grab him, they've blocked the underground tunnels so there's no escape -- they just need us patriots to hold the line!, etc.) out there for the whole world to see.

It is a "Plan" that is based entirely on "what you think will happen is not what's actually gonna happen," and then they openly discuss what's actually going to happen.

If these guys had anything to do with D-Day, they'd be taking out full newspaper ads saying "we know it looks like the allies will be landing at Calais, but that deception is all part of the Plan....while the Germans are distracted and worrying about Calais, we'll actually be landing in Normandy!  They'll never see it coming!  Trust the Plan!"   And it would be a PERFECT PLAN, too.....so long as not a single German spy buys a newspaper.....

What the everloving fucking fuck?  It's pure insanity.

DOWN

SET

BLUE 18 BLUE 18

WHICH OF COURSE MEANS AUDIBLE TO PLAY ACTION PASS TO THE LEFT, WHERE HOPEFULLY THEY BITE ON THE FAKE HANDOFF

HUT! 

23 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

I always wonder what happens to the people who get memed, esp those who thought they were just making a porno....Where is she now?

Porn stars?  They generally make more porn.  Ms. Chase has done roughly 64 more shoots since then per IMDB.

1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

DOWN

SET

BLUE 18 BLUE 18

WHICH OF COURSE MEANS AUDIBLE TO PLAY ACTION PASS TO THE LEFT, WHERE HOPEFULLY THEY BITE ON THE FAKE HANDOFF

HUT! 

We're usin CODE NAMES, y'all hear?

16 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Witness.

Woman's 'crazy' claims steal show at US election hearing

Sad thing is they couldn't get the real Victoria Jackson so they had to use this off-brand imitator.  

3 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

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3 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

They took her MAGA hat

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2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

IF she needs to raise some money, maybe someone should point her to OnlyFans

 

2 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Realtor porn is hot right now.


I put on my robe and MAGA hat.

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I'd expect it from kids. Kids are all INT and zero WIS. But these people are mostly my age. They are OLD. They know what a half-dollar coin looks like, they could work a rotary dial phone. When they were teens they used code words to talk about buying a big bag of cheap pot with about as much THC as a bowl of Rice Crispies. They saw Nixon get busted for tapes. Even if not brilliant, they should at least possess the caginess they had when they were sneaking Hustler magazine into the house.

But put a bloop-bloop screen in their hands, and their brains smooth out to goldfish level.

Pos rep for bloop-bloop screen 

1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I'd expect it from kids. Kids are all INT and zero WIS. But these people are mostly my age. They are OLD. They know what a half-dollar coin looks like, they could work a rotary dial phone. When they were teens they used code words to talk about buying a big bag of cheap pot with about as much THC as a bowl of Rice Crispies. They saw Nixon get busted for tapes. Even if not brilliant, they should at least possess the caginess they had when they were sneaking Hustler magazine into the house.

But put a bloop-bloop screen in their hands, and their brains smooth out to goldfish level.

You gotta tuck that in the back of your pants and make sure not to lean forward too much.  Everyone knows that.

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

One of my favorite forums is going through a lot of upheaval right now due to prevailing political currents. As a result, the admin/staff is deleting old posts and moderating more heavily.

This is a posting crew of extremely bootstraps-conservatives who think of themselves as alpha captains of industry.

When posts are deleted, posters lose the blue stars that other posters gave that post. They obsessively watch their rankings on a blue star leaderboard. So when they lose stars and rankings they throw public fits.

It's ALL for clout. All of it. Every single ounce of energy they use is virtue signaling for social status.

Wait, is TexAgs really one of your favorite forums? I know you like being a contrarian and arguing on the internet, but <insert Jordan "Get Help" gif here>.

21 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Wait, is TexAgs really one of your favorite forums? I know you like being a contrarian and arguing on the internet, but <insert Jordan "Get Help" gif here>.

A couple of weeks ago he mentioned he was on there and so I went over and read a thread where he posted. He's like Sergeant York picking them off one by one but a lot more acerbic than Gary Cooper.

3 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

A couple of weeks ago he mentioned he was on there and so I went over and read a thread where he posted. He's like Sergeant York picking them off one by one but a lot more acerbic than Gary Cooper.


That’s some fine similen’ there Lou

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Witness.

Woman's 'crazy' claims steal show at US election hearing

Crazy chicks. What would sex be without them

1 hour ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Porn stars?  They generally make more porn.  Ms. Chase has done roughly 64 more shoots since then per IMDB.

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11 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:


That’s some fine similen’ there Lou

Gary Cooper made some excellent movies.

1 hour ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Porn stars?  They generally make more porn.  Ms. Chase has done roughly 64 more shoots since then per IMDB.

Yeah but surely that doesn't pay all her bills, and it's been awhile since that story broke.  

Now I really am curious. Given that she lives somewhere in central Florida, I am willing to bet anybody on this site that @RDCanecutter is correct in his prediction that she supplements her dramatic performances with a listing or two on the ol' MLS, if you know what I mean. 

 

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41 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:


That’s some fine similen’ there Lou

Gobblegobblegobble!

3 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

One of my favorite forums is going through a lot of upheaval right now due to prevailing political currents. As a result, the admin/staff is deleting old posts and moderating more heavily.

This is a posting crew of extremely bootstraps-conservatives who think of themselves as alpha captains of industry.

When posts are deleted, posters lose the blue stars that other posters gave that post. They obsessively watch their rankings on a blue star leaderboard. So when they lose stars and rankings they throw public fits.

It's ALL for clout. All of it. Every single ounce of energy they use is virtue signaling for social status.

texags?

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nevermind... caught up, i see i guessed right lol

1 hour ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Wait, is TexAgs really one of your favorite forums? I know you like being a contrarian and arguing on the internet, but <insert Jordan "Get Help" gif here>.

lol you think my mental disease is treatable

 

adorable

20 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

lol you think my mental disease is treatable

 

adorable

You are contrary and sometimes you are an asshole about it, but once I got used to your style, I could read your posts to understand whatever point you were trying to make, regardless of whether I agreed with it, and sometimes I actually do agree. I enjoyed the policy threads during the debates. Quite informative reading what everyone posted during those and I learned a lot about what I don't know. I think between @washparkhorn and you, it really grew my support on getting M4All as a basic right.

Good luck taking on that group of former students over there, there are some real characters over on that site.

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Edit-stay humble, because that was not fake flattery, but truth.

3 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

One of my favorite forums is going through a lot of upheaval right now due to prevailing political currents. As a result, the admin/staff is deleting old posts and moderating more heavily.

This is a posting crew of extremely bootstraps-conservatives who think of themselves as alpha captains of industry.

When posts are deleted, posters lose the blue stars that other posters gave that post. They obsessively watch their rankings on a blue star leaderboard. So when they lose stars and rankings they throw public fits.

It's ALL for clout. All of it. Every single ounce of energy they use is virtue signaling for social status.

Well, I will say I had rep coming out of my ears at the old place.  And it made me feel like a big man.  Then, in an instant...

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1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

lol you think my mental disease is treatable

 

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I don't want to treat it. I want to monetize it. I'm not saying I'm any saner. I could be the Crazy Lennon to your Crazy McCartney. We just need to find a Crazy George that we suppress, and a Crazy Pete that we fire.

17 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I don't want to treat it. I want to monetize it. I'm not saying I'm any saner. I could be the Crazy Lennon to your Crazy McCartney. We just need to find a Crazy George that we suppress, and a Crazy Pete that we fire.

Great now we're going to fight about who has to be Paul

4 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Great now we're going to fight about who has to be Paul

Oh, you're Paul. It's a sad day when your Commie ass is the more socially-adjusted of the two, but there you have it. I am the bitter one who draws bad cartoons. 

Chris Grider of Kissing Tree Vineyards was arrested today.  Not that it would've mattered but he went on KWTX a couple of days after to brag about his terrorism.  He was standing next to the woman who was shot and killed.

https://wacotrib.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/waco-area-businessman-accused-of-damaging-property-in-capitol-riot-arrested/article_8ed25ed8-5c2d-11eb-81f1-c3e57ed6b9c3.html#tracking-source=home-top-story-1

 

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24 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

One of the crew that pinned the officer in the door was arrested (second pic)

 

Damn that's a rough 37... 2nd dude looks like a chick.

37 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

One of the crew that pinned the officer in the door was arrested (second pic)

 

Looks like The Pin Man is going to finally lose his virginity.  It will not be by choice.  

32 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Watch out NWO.  She knows how to build a web server.

4 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Watch out NWO.  She knows how to build a web server.

She's not going to stop until she's fully banned from everything and in jail is she?

58 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

Here's a fun one:

 

And then there's this guy.  He looks like he came out of the "my new haircut" video.

Yeah, a convicted domestic terrorist attempting to build a peer-to-peer financial network for collecting "business donations".  Nah, that won't raise any red flags with the IRS or FBI.  Worked brilliantly for our friends in Colombia and Afghanistan, and they were on a totally different currency!  Jenna, imagine how much easier it'll be for a white woman in real estate!  

Jenna-pro tip...I don't know what courtroom dramas you watch but black box federal magistrate judges have the sense of humor of a catatonic anal ulcer.  Nobody wants to buy your script.  All you're doing right now is digging into degrees of federal prison severity.  spoiler alert-it's not all "Orange is the New Black."  There's a lot of fisting and abuse.  

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2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Well, I will say I had rep coming out of my ears at the old place.  And it made me feel like a big man.  Then, in an instant...

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Rep is the equivalent to a HS cam whore likes. Add $1 to the total and you still can't buy a cup of decent coffee.

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

She's not going to stop until she's fully banned from everything and in jail is she?

 

there's a reason you hang all traitors 

5 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Watch out NWO.  She knows how to build a web server.

I do not know how to do that, but I’m pretty confident I could get it 90% right by watching a few YouTube videos.

4 minutes ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

Uhh...

 

Something tells me she might just be another grifter.  Just a hunch.

7 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Watch out NWO.  She knows how to build a web server.

Probably a denial of service. But I’m sure she’s accounted for that, as smart as she is. 

9 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Watch out NWO.  She knows how to build a web server.

Oh shit!

Just now, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

Uhh...

 

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