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#2354
3 hours ago, mchookem said:

texags?

I was permanently banned from that site during the first Obama administration. It’s seems they’d rather talk about black people than talk to them.

#2355

Girlfriend might just have to resort to the world's oldest profession instead of putting out for date night at Applebee's, Chili's, Olive Garden or Cheesecake Factory. 

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#2356
45 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Watch out NWO.  She knows how to build a web server.

Let’s see...this should just about do it for her:

10 PRINT “STFU BITCH”

20 GOTO 10

RUN

#2357
25 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Going out on a limb here, but I think she might be crazy.

Calling Penelope to the batphone!

NWO=New World Order?

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#2359
20 minutes ago, Satchel said:

I was permanently banned from that site during the first Obama administration. It’s seems they’d rather talk about black people than talk to them.

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#2361

Her website, which I assume is on this web server she knows how to set up, serves up a blank page.

Not even a courtesy "work in progress" or "something went wrong". Just blank.

#2362
7 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I'd expect it from kids. Kids are all INT and zero WIS. But these people are mostly my age. They are OLD. They know what a half-dollar coin looks like, they could work a rotary dial phone. When they were teens they used code words to talk about buying a big bag of cheap pot with about as much THC as a bowl of Rice Crispies. They saw Nixon get busted for tapes. Even if not brilliant, they should at least possess the caginess they had when they were sneaking Hustler magazine into the house.

But put a bloop-bloop screen in their hands, and their brains smooth out to goldfish level.

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#2367
1 hour ago, Satchel said:

I was permanently banned from that site during the first Obama administration. It’s seems they’d rather talk about black people than talk to them.

Username checks out.

#2369
9 hours ago, Underdog said:

Girlfriend might just have to resort to the world's oldest profession instead of putting out for date night at Applebee's, Chili's, Olive Garden or Cheesecake Factory. 

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#2370
8 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:


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I think she is referring to this New World Order but sadly they are no more.


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This is exactly what I thought of and I’ve watched wrestling for like one hour in my entire life. 

#2371
Girlfriend might just have to resort to the world's oldest profession instead of putting out for date night at Applebee's, Chili's, Olive Garden or Cheesecake Factory. 
I think that's what she means when she says everyone who donates to her will be blessed. Form a line.
#2374
7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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This is hilarious.  

Why yes, I always choose to time my art viewing with riots.  Doesn't everyone?

#2375
8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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He stated also, he goes to Hooters for the great wings and subscribes to Playboy for the articles and cartoons.

#2376
2 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

He stated also, he goes to Hooters for the great wings and subscribes to Playboy for the articles and cartoons.

"But your honor, I had never seen the inside of a bank vault before, and it was on my bucket list." 

#2377
11 hours ago, South Austin said:

Going out on a limb here, but I think she might be crazy.

God damn it.  I have to keep using this with you.  You’re a colleague.  

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#2378
Just now, NorthLoop said:

"But your honor, I had never seen the inside of a bank vault before, and it was on my bucket list." 

*you’re

#2383
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is exactly what I thought of and I’ve watched wrestling for like one hour in my entire life. 

Just making sure you know those aren’t wrestlers in that pic but it is a take off of the wrestling NWO pic.

#2384
13 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

This is hilarious.  

Why yes, I always choose to time my art viewing with riots.  Doesn't everyone?

Dude has clearly been taking notes from all those perps he arrested. 

"No, officer, I was just watching the purse for a minute to protect it from getting stolen. She left it unattended and I wanted to make sure it got back to her." 

#2385
7 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Hahaha, holy shit.  Poor sonofabitch just wanted to go to a museum and got caught up in an insurrection.

Just bad luck, I guess.

When your docent is wearing a buffalo headless and is adorned with Qannon bullshit, you might want to reconsider your tour.

#2386
Just now, 956 Worldwide said:

Dude has clearly been taking notes from all those perps he arrested. 

"No, officer, I was just watching the purse for a minute to protect it from getting stolen. She left it unattended and I wanted to make sure it got back to her." 

Uh-huh and stupid realtor Jenna Ryan is going to plead that the broken window she was standing by in her Twitter photo reminded her of a Chihuly installation and she wanted to see if it was authentic.

#2388
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You are a little behind then

Oh no.  If your coach is retarded enough to have to be talked out of hiring Mike God Damn Stoops you’ve already lost.  He’s complete fucking garbage.  Lulz

#2389
Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Oh no.  If your coach is retarded enough to have to be talked out of hiring Mike God Damn Stoops you’ve already lost.  He’s complete fucking garbage.  Lulz

Tough but fair

#2390
43 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Just making sure you know those aren’t wrestlers in that pic but it is a take off of the wrestling NWO pic.

Ha, well my inexperience shows.  But I did know that NWO is a wrestling thing.

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oh it's the fucking patriots

#2391
37 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Oh no.  If your coach is retarded enough to have to be talked out of hiring Mike God Damn Stoops you’ve already lost.  He’s complete fucking garbage.  Lulz

Don't football the CR you fucking land thief.

#2392
47 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Hahaha, holy shit.  Poor sonofabitch just wanted to go to a museum and got caught up in an insurrection.

Just bad luck, I guess.

Where else would you find an art museum in DC?

#2394

Hopefully she'll be in prison long enough that her vagina gets so turned out that Hope Solo feels sorry for her. 

#2395
6 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Hopefully she'll be in prison long enough that her vagina gets so turned out that Hope Solo feels sorry for her. 

torbush

#2396
9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Hopefully she'll be in prison long enough that her vagina gets so turned out that Hope Solo feels sorry for her. 

 

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#2397
14 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Damn that's a rough 37... 2nd dude looks like a chick.

Maybe it's a typo. Maybe he's an impressive 73.

#2399
Hopefully she'll be in prison long enough that her vagina gets so turned out that Hope Solo feels sorry for her. 

fuuuuuuuuck...
#2400

Not sure if already posted. 
On ticket doing “Meatheads of the week” bit. 
A dude on probation got busted for the riot. 
His ankle monitor gave him away. 

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