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#2403
3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Dude has clearly been taking notes from all those perps he arrested. 

"No, officer, I was just watching the purse for a minute to protect it from getting stolen. She left it unattended and I wanted to make sure it got back to her." 

Well that’s pretty much the excuse zip tie dude is going with.

#2404
3 hours ago, Continental Op said:

We laugh now but DotJenna will probably be a state representative next session.  

I'm worried she's now the front-runner for the Republican 2024 primary.

#2405
21 minutes ago, Haphap said:

 

This is pretty amazing. The dude is dressed the same as he was during the insurrection, starts chanting trump 2020 on an airplane to freedom and gets kicked off. Much to the surprise of everyone he’s  arrested. 
 

I don’t have any proof of this but I’m gonna take a shot in the dark here. IQ = 150+

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#2407
5 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Lolos fucked around and found out.

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#2408
4 hours ago, Continental Op said:

We laugh now but DotJenna will probably be a state representative next session.  

Rep.  Governor.  President.  Something.  It WILL happen.

#2413
13 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

UT Law grad and former general counsel for Goosehead Insurance Paul Davis upstages DotJenna in lawsuit filed this week seeking to render the entirety of the 117th Congress as illegitimate.

https://www.salon.com/2021/01/22/texas-lawyer-fired-after-capitol-riot-files-ambitious-suit-dissolve-congress-dont-arrest-him/

Well by golly now he's gone and checkmated the Deep State.

#2414
15 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

UT Law grad and former general counsel for Goosehead Insurance Paul Davis upstages DotJenna in lawsuit filed this week seeking to render the entirety of the 117th Congress as illegitimate.

https://www.salon.com/2021/01/22/texas-lawyer-fired-after-capitol-riot-files-ambitious-suit-dissolve-congress-dont-arrest-him/

One thing I have never included in a legal writing is that "I have been awake for the past 48 hours."

#2416
18 minutes ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

One thing I have never included in a legal writing is that "I have been awake for the past 48 hours."

That's just a lack of commitment.

#2418

Salon article:

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Update: In a series of midnight filings on Friday, Davis retracted Macias' claim to have voted in North Carolina and adapted it to Virginia instead. He also adapted his motion for emergency restraining order to Biden's inauguration on Wednesday by proposing a restructuring of the United States government in the fashion of Gondor, a mythical realm from The Lord of The Rings.

 

#2419

All you lawdogs need to get together and consider making a periodic psych evaluation a condition of renewing a license to practice law.   Maybe every 5 or 10 years.

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#2420
10 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

All you lawdogs need to get together and consider making a periodic psych evaluation a condition of renewing a license to practice law.   Maybe every 5 or 10 years.

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#2421
21 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Well, I will say I had rep coming out of my ears at the old place.  And it made me feel like a big man.  Then, in an instant...

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I looked at the move as an opportunity to erase my embarrassingly high post count.  I'm still working on the quality over quantity thing though.  My best contributions are probably on hobbies and help topics.

Oh, and I like to hold a mirror up to bullshit.

#2422
1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

UT Law grad and former general counsel for Goosehead Insurance Paul Davis upstages DotJenna in lawsuit filed this week seeking to render the entirety of the 117th Congress as illegitimate.

https://www.salon.com/2021/01/22/texas-lawyer-fired-after-capitol-riot-files-ambitious-suit-dissolve-congress-dont-arrest-him/

Paul Davis, Chelsea Davis, I'm seeing a pattern here.

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Are we sure she's dead?

#2423
17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

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The mildly crazy can remain.  I think you would probably be ok.  

#2424
1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

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Thought jim said "...how ISIS think they are herpes".

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#2425

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excuse me if this is a repost but the dotjenna saga, inject it into my veins.


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#2427
41 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

 

 

27 minutes ago, BLKNSTY said:

 

Update on dot Jenna's Paypal fund

 

 

#2428

Sarcastic tears from the article:

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"PayPal has a policy to allow fundraising for legal defense purposes," Eichorn said in an email to CBS News. "PayPal thoroughly reviews accounts, and if we learn that funds are used for anything other than legal defense, the account will be subject to immediate closure. We can confirm that the account in question has been closed."and and decl [sic] my name."

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Ryan acknowledged that her account was closed Thursday evening in a now-deleted tweet: "Shucky darn I can't do business with PayPal anymore. What am I gonna do with myself? I think I will survive. Seems like some people want to cancel me because I'm trying to get donations from PayPal. Big Woop."

On Friday, Ryan was arrested and charged with "disorderly conduct on Capitol grounds" and "knowingly entering or remaining in any restricted building or grounds without lawful authority."

"I have to go to trial in Washington D.C. for this misdemeanor," Ryan said on Twitter prior to PayPal closing her account. "I believe I was wrongfully arrested and charged and we have to fight for my freedom

 

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#2429
3 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

 

Update on dot Jenna's Paypal fund

 

 

Shutting down her PayPal = "attack."

Breaking windows, entering illegally, and intimidating lawmakers into not doing their constitutionally required job = "exercising my right to free speech."

 

I kinda love this gal, and I hope her 15 minutes of fame continues.

#2430
5 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Sarcastic tears from the article:

 

Does she really think she's only going to be fighting a misdemeanor?  Stupid question, of course she does.

#2432

she's 50, her parts still work

she's a realtor living in a $300k house

she's not ugly

her shit must be extremely tiring for no one to be grifting on her alleged nestegg

#2433
36 minutes ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

Attacks. 
Hmmm.... ever think it could be you?

When you meet an asshole  . . . .

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#2435

Heard that the FBI was looking for this guy.

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No direct evidence to tie him to the Capitol, but when the Feds saw how quickly the Capitol defense collapsed they logically assumed the connection. 

#2436
2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

If only the poor NRA could have charged its members by the gun...

#2437
4 hours ago, Gourmand said:

UT Law grad and former general counsel for Goosehead Insurance Paul Davis upstages DotJenna in lawsuit filed this week seeking to render the entirety of the 117th Congress as illegitimate.

https://www.salon.com/2021/01/22/texas-lawyer-fired-after-capitol-riot-files-ambitious-suit-dissolve-congress-dont-arrest-him/

Lost his gig and his mind.

#2438
3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Which ziptie guy was it? If it was the retired Air Force guy, that is a slipshod bedroom; look at those cups and stuff. I know McRaven was Navy, but he gave good advice about starting the day off right with a tidy bed. Look what happened to this guy.

#2440
9 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Which ziptie guy was it? If it was the retired Air Force guy, that is a slipshod bedroom; look at those cups and stuff. I know McRaven was Navy, but he gave good advice about starting the day off right with a tidy bed. Look what happened to this guy.

That's the Tennessee guy that was there with his mom.

#2442
4 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

All you lawdogs need to get together and consider making a periodic psych evaluation a condition of renewing a license to practice law.   Maybe every 5 or 10 years.

Damn, some lawyer finally went and did something entertaining, and you want to nip it in the bud.

#2445
4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Lack of headboard strongly correlates to a lack of pussy. 

 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Shutting down her PayPal = "attack."

Breaking windows, entering illegally, and intimidating lawmakers into not doing their constitutionally required job = "exercising my right to free speech."

 

I kinda love this gal, and I hope her 15 minutes of fame continues.

Shucky darn, that gal is plucky, darn tootin'

#2446
7 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Lack of headboard strongly correlates to a lack of pussy

This may be the truest thing that I've ever read.

#2447
16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

21 looks fun. Can I maybe put in a bid on it when they go to auction?

My Henry repeater is fun as hell. 

#2448
18 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Lack of headboard strongly correlates to a lack of pussy. 

Also probably thinks he’d be affected by Biden’s tax plan lol

#2449
Which ziptie guy was it? If it was the retired Air Force guy, that is a slipshod bedroom; look at those cups and stuff. I know McRaven was Navy, but he gave good advice about starting the day off right with a tidy bed. Look what happened to this guy.

I thought this same thing. Chikfila “grossly obese” sized cup completes the scene.
#2450

I'm just sad that the clock is gonna run out on Jenna's ability to do porn before she comes to the realization that it's the only way she has left of ever making another dime.

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