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Prolonged erection with Viagra side-effect - cured. 

Thanks jenna

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So she can’t even cook a decent meal for herself. 
or chew with her cocksucker closed. 

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3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Has Clarence Thomas' wife been spotted as one of the insurrectionists?

 

 

IIRC - she rented the buses for some of the insurrectionists.

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god awful spelling of buses.

10 hours ago, washparkhorn said:

Prolonged erection with Viagra side-effect - cured. 

Thanks jenna

She bites the fork and then chews like a fucking horse. 

She's guilty 

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Has Clarence Thomas' wife been spotted as one of the insurrectionists?

 

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I am sorry, 5 people died.

She was hoping for a lot more than that. 

14 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

jesus fuck, spoiler that shit or something

long cat is long

 

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Just got a jubilant text from a DOJ lawyer, they just rounded up another DC insurrectionist who was on the lam in OR.  Details to follow

Cheesed him in Oregon, eh?  Happens to the worst of us. 

5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Not so fast my friend! /corsovoice

 

“Your honor, am I to assume that it’s a definite ‘no’ on the Mexico vacay?”

5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Not so fast my friend! /corsovoice

 

Ol' Jenny has a Nicky from Orange is the New Black vibe going on.

9 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Eating mac & cheese from a trough; no wonder she she's a fat insurrectionist. 

 

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24 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Just got a jubilant text from a DOJ lawyer, they just rounded up another DC insurrectionist who was on the lam in OR.  Details to follow

anyone heard from @workswithseed?

2 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

 

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The funniest thing about this is that you think that she's not obviously photoshopped in that picture.

2 minutes ago, Captainant said:

anyone heard from @workswithseed?

He's been ejaculating all over the Kyle Rittenhouse thread on DT all day, so I'm sure he's fine. 

Just now, workswithseed said:

No, have you?

Lulz, glad the feds haven't found you yet - shittenhouse needs all the stans he can get

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

The funniest thing about this is that you think that she's not obviously photoshopped in that picture.

The Congresswoman or the Philly?  C'mon, give immortal13 some credit.  That's easily the funniest political thing he's posted.  I don't like AOC, but I also don't like making jokes about women's looks, but I think the pic is a little funny.  

I thought this was supposed to be about riots?  

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

The funniest thing about this is that you think that she's not obviously photoshopped in that picture.

You got me bro. I thought she really took a selfie with a horse

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

He's been ejaculating all over the Kyle Rittenhouse thread on DT all day, so I'm sure he's fine. 

Was I? 

 

8 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Lulz, glad the feds haven't found you yet - shittenhouse needs all the stans he can get

Thanks, but I'm no Stan. I am Darkwing Duck!

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Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that's not AOC and SJP?

Except AOC is sexy and annoying.  SJP is annoying, and...well, she looks like a horse with a perm.  

However, if you look at AOC and SJP...besides the horse jokes..what else do they have in common?  They both go famously go by their three initials.  And if you mix them up...you get SoJ PAC.  Social Justice Political Action Committee.  "Qanon" tells us that they are both teaming up to form a Super PAC that will force not just New York, but the whole country to follow their Social Justice platform.  Matthew Broderick is going to be the new President with Trump as his Vice President and they're going to publicly execute Kim Cattrall on C-SPAN.  I made this up in 60 seconds, but posters on here would absolutely believe it if my name was removed, it was posted later in the day, and on 8chan.  

37 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Cheesed him in Oregon, eh?  Happens to the worst of us. 

Over in Tillamook, I suppose.

Just now, workswithseed said:

Thanks, but I'm no Stan. I am Darkwing Duck!

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suck gas, evildoer

Cheesed him in Oregon, eh?  Happens to the worst of us. 
They came running for me down 101, lights flashing onto my tail
And now I'm sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail
24 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

The funniest thing about this is that you think that she's not obviously photoshopped in that picture.

also . . . why? as far as i know of, she is very obviously the most attractive member of congress.  why the need for a meme about her ugly looks?

5 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

They came running for me down 101, lights flashing onto my tail
And now I'm sitting here waiting in the Tillamook County Jail

That takes me back.  After UT graduation, headed out with my roommate to tour a dozen national parks out west.  We were heading up 101 in Oregon, not quite to Tillamook, musta been somewhere south of Lincoln City.  we pulled off to get some gas.  I started pumping it while he went to piss.  Manager comes running out screaming at us---that it's illegal for me to touch the gas pump in Oregon.  Says he was about to call the cops on us thinking we were gonna try and steal gas but saw our Texas plates and decided to be cool (which was cool because I recall we had a shitton of drugs in the car).  He explains the whole gas pump thing in Oregon with the emissions deal on them and all that.  Holy shit, went from almost being the two of us in Oregon Jail for possession to a funny story I still laugh about every year with him. All because of gas pump laws and the Oregon 101.  I still regret we did most of that drive at night, didn't get to really see the gorgeous views.  We turned inland shortly thereafter and went fishing in Eastern part of the state from then on.  And probably ate most of the drugs out of paranoia.  Which, of course, caused more paranoia.  The pumps never run so free again...

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

That takes me back.  After UT graduation, headed out with my roommate to tour a dozen national parks out west.  We were heading up 101 in Oregon, not quite to Tillamook, musta been somewhere south of Lincoln City.  we pulled off to get some gas.  I started pumping it while he went to piss.  Manager comes running out screaming at us---that it's illegal for me to touch the gas pump in Oregon.  Says he was about to call the cops on us thinking we were gonna try and steal gas but saw our Texas plates and decided to be cool (which was cool because I recall we had a shitton of drugs in the car).  He explains the whole gas pump thing in Oregon with the emissions deal on them and all that.  Holy shit, went from almost being the two of us in Oregon Jail for possession to a funny story I still laugh about every year with him. All because of gas pump laws and the Oregon 101.  I still regret we did most of that drive at night, didn't get to really see the gorgeous views.  We turned inland shortly thereafter and went fishing in Eastern part of the state from then on.  And probably ate most of the drugs out of paranoia.  Which, of course, caused more paranoia.  The pumps never run so free again...

They don't seem to be assholes about it anymore. I have a diesel car, and they'll let you pump your own. Sad that you missed the view of the Oregon Coast. Hopefully you were able to fix that.

19 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Over in Tillamook, I suppose.

Now in the Tillamook County Jail?

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Sorry, BTR, you beat me to it.

14 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

also . . . why? as far as i know of, she is very obviously the most attractive member of congress.  why the need for a meme about her ugly looks?

Well, yeah, since they ran off Katie Hill for posing naked and having threesomes and whatnot.

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This freaking country, man.  Call for murder of the speaker of the house?  Free speech, she must be protected!  Do hot and sexy stuff?  BEGONE!

39 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

You got me bro. I thought she really took a selfie with a horse

You’re absolutely right. Let me expound. It’s funny you think the only thing shopped in that pic is adding a horse. 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

You’re absolutely right. Let me expound. It’s funny you think the only thing shopped in that pic is adding a horse. 

 

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On 2/3/2021 at 12:43 PM, washparkhorn said:

Prolonged erection with Viagra side-effect - cured. 

Thanks jenna

Did she post this live?

or did she film it, watch it, and decide, yeah, that's good.

Excruciating to look at and listen to. 

Thelling real ethtate in a red hot market is HARD Y'ALL 

51 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

also . . . why? as far as i know of, she is very obviously the most attractive member of congress.  why the need for a meme about her ugly looks?

Because she's a democrat.

 

Also someone needs to let that dumb realtor know that tomatoes aren't vegetables.

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7 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Not so fast my friend! /corsovoice

 

Again with the 18 USC 1512, which is a 20-year felony.

That looks like it's going to be the charge du jour for these ass maggots.  They're going to end up doing some actual time.

They don't seem to be assholes about it anymore. I have a diesel car, and they'll let you pump your own. Sad that you missed the view of the Oregon Coast. Hopefully you were able to fix that.

Agate Beach is nice. Used to go to Salishan Resort north of there every year when I lived in Washington.
On 2/3/2021 at 12:43 PM, washparkhorn said:

The Mac(nCheese)Mansion Life.

If you’re that mad at Immortal, watch the video of his wife where you can see her balloon knot.

20 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Hahaha. Vacuous cunts.

WEEEE

1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Because she's a democrat.

 

Also someone needs to let that dumb realtor know that tomatoes aren't vegetables.

What are they, fruit

48 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Yes.

Not according to SCOTUS. In a decision that made Dred Scott sound reasonable, they call it a veggie.

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