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10 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Bet she talks the way she writes. Gary we need to talk about the attic. There is an animal outside in the bushes. Today I went to the grocery store and I saw Sue. Sue says hi. Sue was buying broccoli. I didn't buy broccoli because that one time I did it was bad. Is that the game, oh OK. I don't want to interrupt the game. The garbage is almost full under the sink. Oh no, enjoy the game. I guess I will do something like cook some ravioli. I got ravioli when I went to the grocery store. I saw Sue at the grocery store. Sue wasn't getting ravioli she was getting broccoli. Sue says hi. Gary, we need to talk about the attic.

9 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

 

I mean, it's weird that they scheduled Attack the Capitol training for January drill, we always tried to do that when the weather was nicer.

2 hours ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

 

I'd say that was worthy of a Dishonorable Discharge.

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Four months ago today.  Never forget these traitors and the party they represent.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Four months ago today.  Never forget these traitors and the party they represent.

the Dems? because anteefuh?

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Judge:  That's not how this works.  That's not how any of this works.

1 hour ago, purplepride95 said:

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I mean, I believe that, but not sure how that's an excuse.  They are both at fault.

34 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Honestly, you have to respect this.

5 minutes ago, purplepride95 said:

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Next time I'm charged with insurrection, I'm going to claim innocence because of my chronic rockin' pneumonia and boogie-woogie flu.

6 minutes ago, purplepride95 said:

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As far as I know, "I'm a gullible fucking dumbass" isn't a recognized legal defense.

It is, however, the platform of the party formerly known as the GOP, so there's that.

Just now, Brisketexan said:

As far as I know, "I'm a gullible fucking dumbass" isn't a recognized legal defense.

It is, however, the platform of the party formerly known as the GOP, so there's that.

It's amazing how MAGA has used "you'd have to be a gullible dumbass to take us seriously" AND "I'm a gullible fucking dumbass" to defend their trump derangement syndrome

His parents named him Anthony Antonio so maybe the family isn’t all that squared away in the area of mental faculties.

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

It's amazing how MAGA has used "you'd have to be a gullible dumbass to take us seriously" AND "I'm a gullible fucking dumbass" to defend their trump derangement syndrome

I like how many people claiming/admitting to being gullible morons doesn’t help them with their own legal issues but does cut off at the knees the “no reasonable person” defense being used by the trump lawyers and media shills. 

8 minutes ago, Captainant said:

It's amazing how MAGA has used "you'd have to be a gullible dumbass to take us seriously" AND "I'm a gullible fucking dumbass" to defend their trump derangement syndrome

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I like how many people claiming/admitting to being gullible morons doesn’t help them with their own legal issues but does cut off at the knees the “no reasonable person” defense being used by the trump lawyers and media shills. 

I get the feeling the sovereign citizen movement is going to grow substantially.

 

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

I get the feeling the sovereign citizen movement is going to grow substantially.

 

Maybe it grows enough to keep the cops too occupied with stupid white people to beat, incarcerate, or kill minorities. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Maybe it grows enough to keep the cops too occupied with stupid white people to beat, incarcerate, or kill minorities. 

Dude....there's ALWAYS room for jello.

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20 minutes ago, purplepride95 said:

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Hello. My name is Antonio Antonio. You depose my President, prepare to die.

Remember the Barnett guy with his shoes on pelosi's desk? Saw he was released pre-trial but then realized I went to school with his lawyer. I hadn't realize my buddy had gotten so trumpy. Glad he was on cnn the other day but still embarrassing. 

58 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Four months ago today.  Never forget these traitors and the party they represent.

But you have to remember that the real outrage was some people looting a Foot Locker store during civilian protests after the cops murdered George Floyd for resisting arrest. 

15 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Maybe it grows enough to keep the cops too occupied with stupid white people to beat, incarcerate, or kill minorities. 

Probably going to make a lot of cops antsy if a lot of people started open carrying, that weren't before.

19 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I'd say that was worthy of a Dishonorable Discharge.

 

Worthy of a full-blown court martial. 

Fuck that guy. 

2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Snowflakeeeeeee

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Lulz at ‘Foxitis”.

The lost Ohio Players song.

2 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

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This is exactly like someone blaming the booze after they got hammered and killed someone on the road. 

15 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

Haha I wanna hear his complaints about the case number. 

Just now, Hookah Horns said:

Haha I wanna hear his complaints about the case number. 

It has to have some Q angle to it, once all the digits are added up.

 

 

Could have the sequence 666 in it.

Oldest kid went through a cafeteria line once, and the cashier asked her to please buy an additional item, as the total was $6.66. 

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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That then devolved into Copeland randomly shouting "I OBJECT" during another person's case after their defense lawyer criticized former President Donald Trump

 

Sorry, but that cracked me up.

4 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

 

Sorry, but that cracked me up.

 

!!!!!!!! Copeland is screaming. At judge.. You’re a robot to me. You can’t come get me if I don’t want you to!”


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3 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

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These guys should sue Fox

His case number is 1:21-MJ-00403 or 4:21-MJ-00300.  https://extremism.gwu.edu/sites/g/files/zaxdzs2191/f/Landon Copeland Complaint and Arrest Warrant.pdf

His priors include smoking dope, lying about it, and buglariizing a barracks while in the Army.  DWLS, DWI, disorderly conduct, and carrying a weapon in a vehicle, and contrary to the laws of this state, the accused . . . . .

What a fucking loser.

Dude makes Jenna seem completely sane:

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A Utah man accused of assaulting police officers during the Capitol riots invited several of his MAGA friends to his Thursday court appearance—then wreaked havoc during the hearing, repeatedly screaming at the judge and court officials.

“You people fucked this up,” Landon Kenneth Copeland ranted during the Zoom hearing on Thursday. “You’re going to give me a psych eval. I don’t like 70 percent of my income going to the government. Fuck all of you!”

Copeland, a 33-year-old who on Thursday described himself as a veteran who “got shot in Iraq,” faces several charges, including assaulting officers and disorderly contact, for allegedly attacking several law-enforcement officers during the Jan. 6 siege. Prosecutors allege that during a scuffle, Copeland grabbed a riot shield, shoved a fellow insurrectionist into a police line, and threw “a metal bike rack fence barricade” at officers.

During his Thursday hearing, Copeland was joined by some of his Trump-supporting friends and, at one point, his mother. Magistrate Judge Robin Meriweather ended up kicking out one of his friends after they chose an “expletive” as their Zoom username.

The chaos began even before Copeland’s hearing, as he shouted while other accused rioters made their appearances before the judge, forcing court officials to put him on mute. At one point he tried to object to another defense lawyer claiming his client had “Foxitus” after watching six months of Fox News during the pandemic.

The second he was taken off mute, Copeland began to scream, “I’m going to tell the truth.”

“I don’t like you people... you’re a robot to me... you can’t come get me if I don’t want you to... Fuck all of you... Fuck all of you,” he shouted during his tirade, at which point a judge put him in a separate Zoom room so that he could no longer interrupt the proceeding. “I wanna talk in open court you motherfuckers!”

 

Earlier in the hearing, Copeland also told a court clerk, “You are evil!” and asked, “At what point am I a free individual versus a pre-trial confinement individual?” “Is any of this negotiable? I used to be a free man... until you locked me up,” Copeland insisted.

 

After an hour-long break in Copeland’s hearing so court officials could discuss how to proceed given the constant interruptions, his lawyer told Judge Meriweather that his client “is in a crisis.” The comment seemed to anger Copeland, who then hung up from his own hearing. He re-joined about 10 minutes later.

“In my conversations with him, I don’t think he’s being intentionally belligerent. I don’t think he’s competent to proceed right now,” his lawyer added. Prosecutors acknowledged on Thursday that Copeland has previously said he suffered from PTSD.

Meriweather said she would refer Copeland to behavioral health authorities for a remote competency screening and then set another status hearing.

According to a criminal complaint, videos and photographs of the riots “depict Copeland’s assaultive and obstructive conduct” that forced officers to use pepper spray on him in self-defense. “In response, Copeland pushed or threw the fence toward multiple law enforcement officers,” the complaint states.

When federal authorities interviewed Copeland on Feb. 11, he admitted he went to a rally in D.C. to support President Donald Trump—and that he fought with officers outside the Capitol.

Copeland then allegedly insisted that he felt “police officers were trying to ‘penetrate the line’ of the protesters and ‘steal’ individual members of the crowd, including one person who Copeland described as having been shot in the face by an officer.” Copeland, who insisted he did not enter the Capitol, was seemingly referring to Ashli Babbitt, one of the five individuals who died as a result of the siege.

“So that everyone knows I go to see the FBI and a judge tomorrow,” Copeland wrote in an April 28 Facebook post, which was also read during his hearing. “I guess peacefully protesting at the Capitol is now illegal and they are trying to hunt us all down to try and teach us a lesson. Unfortunately, only one option remains when we return. We bring guns and take the Capitol building without intention of being peaceful. This ends with the government bombing their own people. I had hopes it wouldn’t. But here we are.”

 

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