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8 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

This is the women's game ...

 

 

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Beat me to it. Just saw on SC. Seems fucking identical to the Tonya Harding ordeal. Like she got the idea from the movie or some shit. 

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On 11/10/2021 at 9:42 AM, Captain Ron said:

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Here's the weird thing, it's not looking like it might not have been Diallo. She cooperated with police and was released as per the article.

The police are now looking a new direction, namely former French player Eric Abidal, more specifically HIS WIFE, Hayet. The new theory is that Hayet Abidal may have set up the attack in revenge for a rumored affair between her husband and Hamraoui.

Evidence: Hamraoui used to play at Barcelona and Abidal was the director of the men's team. A report say that one of the attackers yelled, “So, you like to sleep with married men?” during the assault. Other weird things, Hamraoui's cell phone is registered to .... Abidal. When asked about this, she said it was "in her ex’s name." Hamraoui also called Eric Abidal after the attack to see if he thought his wife may have done this (he said no).

And today news is breaking that Hayat has filed for divorce. Hmmmmmm.

 

And because this needs more pictures

Diallo is pictures in the tweet.

Kheira Hamraoui

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Hayat Abidal

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Dumbass ... I mean Eric Abidal

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2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

Here's the weird thing, it's not looking like it might not have been Diallo. She cooperated with police and was released as per the article.

The police are now looking a new direction, namely former French player Eric Abidal, more specifically HIS WIFE, Hayet. The new theory is that Hayet Abidal may have set up the attack in revenge for a rumored affair between her husband and Hamraoui.

Evidence: Hamraoui used to play at Barcelona and Abidal was the director of the men's team. A report say that one of the attackers yelled, “So, you like to sleep with married men?” during the assault. Other weird things, Hamraoui's cell phone is registered to .... Abidal. When asked about this, she said it was "in her ex’s name." Hamraoui also called Eric Abidal after the attack to see if he thought his wife may have done this (he said no).

And today news is breaking that Hayat has filed for divorce. Hmmmmmm.

 

And because this needs more pictures

Diallo is pictures in the tweet.

Kheira Hamraoui

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Hayat Abidal

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Dumbass ... I mean Eric Abidal

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This is the most French story I've ever read. 

Wait, wait, wait. He was married to this:

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and cheated on her with this:

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That doesn't make sense. And I know, "No matter how hot she is, blah, blah, blah...", but even Hugh Grant thinks this was a bad idea.

Makes sense that the French women would try and outdo the French men’s ordeal with my boy Benzema and the blackmail stuff with Valbuena.

Arsenal have had their woes so I generally keep my mouth shut these days. But Spurs losing to a bunch of Slovenian plumbers is objectively hilarious. Footy Twitter is awesome.









So. Spursy.

Ballon d'Or final results — Men

Rank Name Position Club National Team
1. Lionel Messi FW PSG Argentina
2. Robert Lewandowski FW Bayern Munich Germany
3. Jorginho MF Chelsea Italy
4. Karim Benzema FW Real Madrid France
5. N'Golo Kante MF Chelsea France
6. Cristiano Ronaldo FW Manchester United Portugal
7. Mohamed Salah FW Liverpool Egypt
8. Kevin De Bruyne MF Manchester City Belgium
9. Kylian Mbappe FW PSG France
10. Gianluigi Donnarumma GK PSG Italy
11. Erling Haaland FW Borussia Dortmund Norway
12. Romelu Lukaku FW Chelsea Belgium
13. Giorgio Chiellini DF Juventus Italy
14. Leonardo Bonucci DF Juventus Italy
15. Raheem Sterling  FW Manchester City England
16. Neymar FW PSG Brazil
17. Luis Suarez FW Atletico Madrid Uruguay
18. Simon Kjaer DF AC Milan Denmark
19. Mason Mount MF Chelsea England
20. Riyad Mahrez FW Manchester City Algeria
t-21. Bruno Fernandes MF Manchester United Portugal
t-21. Lautaro Martinez  FW Inter Milan Argentina
23. Harry Kane FW Tottenham Hotspur England
24. Pedri MF FC Barcelona Spain
25. Phil Foden FW Manchester City England
t-26. Nicolo Barella MF Inter Milan Italy
t-26. Ruben Dias DF Manchester City Portugal
t-26. Gerard Moreno  FW Villarreal Spain
t-29. Cesar Azpilicueta DF Chelsea Spain
t-29. Luka Modric MF Real Madrid Croatia
4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Lewa got screwed again.

Just realized they listed him on the German national team LOL. Germany fucking wishes. 

Copa pushed Messi over the top. 4 goals and 5 assists for their first title since 1993. 

21 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Ballon d'Or final results — Men

Rank Name Position Club National Team
1. Lionel Messi FW PSG Argentina
2. Robert Lewandowski FW Bayern Munich Germany
3. Jorginho MF Chelsea Italy
4. Karim Benzema FW Real Madrid France
5. N'Golo Kante MF Chelsea France
6. Cristiano Ronaldo FW Manchester United Portugal
7. Mohamed Salah FW Liverpool Egypt
8. Kevin De Bruyne MF Manchester City Belgium
9. Kylian Mbappe FW PSG France
10. Gianluigi Donnarumma GK PSG Italy
11. Erling Haaland FW Borussia Dortmund Norway
12. Romelu Lukaku FW Chelsea Belgium
13. Giorgio Chiellini DF Juventus Italy
14. Leonardo Bonucci DF Juventus Italy
15. Raheem Sterling  FW Manchester City England
16. Neymar FW PSG Brazil
17. Luis Suarez FW Atletico Madrid Uruguay
18. Simon Kjaer DF AC Milan Denmark
19. Mason Mount MF Chelsea England
20. Riyad Mahrez FW Manchester City Algeria
t-21. Bruno Fernandes MF Manchester United Portugal
t-21. Lautaro Martinez  FW Inter Milan Argentina
23. Harry Kane FW Tottenham Hotspur England
24. Pedri MF FC Barcelona Spain
25. Phil Foden FW Manchester City England
t-26. Nicolo Barella MF Inter Milan Italy
t-26. Ruben Dias DF Manchester City Portugal
t-26. Gerard Moreno  FW Villarreal Spain
t-29. Cesar Azpilicueta DF Chelsea Spain
t-29. Luka Modric MF Real Madrid Croatia

who gonna be the first american on the list? CP? Pepi?

Just now, ztejas said:

Copa pushed Messi over the top.

No question. But imagine having to play for Poland in the Euros. Messi would have zero goals and been out in round 1. With the exception of Brazil, Copa America is a joke draw for Argentina. 

1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

who gonna be the first american on the list? CP? Pepi?

Lewa is going to emigrate to the US and score 25 goals in the Copa to make sure he wins next year.

4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

No question. But imagine having to play for Poland in the Euros. Messi would have zero goals and been out in round 1. With the exception of Brazil, Copa America is a joke draw for Argentina. 

Uh - not really. Maybe it was a down Copa year but Uruguay (x2) Chile (x2) and Colombia have all won the Copa since Argentina's last. It isn't like the gold cup. Argentina is sort of in transition right now, too. 

Poland would be a massive underdog in a comp like Copa. They're behind 6 CONMEBOL teams in FIFA right now (whether you give FIFA rankings much weight or not). 

Not that that's Lewa's fault. I do agree he was the best player last year. Voting was probably close. Ultimately Lewa needed to probably get to the CL final to outweigh the Copa.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Poland would be a massive underdog in a comp like Copa.

That's the point. Imagine if Lewa was German. Or Argentinian. He'd have won several Ballons. I think they should weigh the league much more than a 3 weeks cup tournament. 

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

That's the point. Imagine if Lewa was German. Or Argentinian. He'd have won several Ballons. I think they should weigh the league much more than a 3 weeks cup tournament. 

Yeah - it is unfair but that's just the way it is. It's really 3 fold between league, NT and Euro cup. Lewa had the better league season, Messi had the better NT season, they both disappointed in the CL. 

I mean - Jorginho finished fucking 3rd. Jorg isn't even a top 50 player. But tells you all you need to know about how much a WC or Euro or Copa weighs into the voting - let alone on top of the CL. It's how Modric won it in 2018. 

And - tbf - Lewa 100p wins it last year if they hand it out. 

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Jorginho finished fucking 3rd. Jorg isn't even a top 50 player. But tells you all you need to know about how much a WC or Euro or Copa weighs into the voting

Bingo.

5 hours ago, ztejas said:

Yeah - it is unfair but that's just the way it is. It's really 3 fold between league, NT and Euro cup. Lewa had the better league season, Messi had the better NT season, they both disappointed in the CL. 

I mean - Jorginho finished fucking 3rd. Jorg isn't even a top 50 player. But tells you all you need to know about how much a WC or Euro or Copa weighs into the voting - let alone on top of the CL. It's how Modric won it in 2018. 

And - tbf - Lewa 100p wins it last year if they hand it out. 

All of this. Jorginho is on the list and that’s all you need to know about how much the Ballon D Or really says about who the best is.

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Busio and Tessmann getting the start today for Venezia.  but they're already down 2-0 on the road to fourth place Atalanta.  still, Venezia is out of the relegation zone.

Up to 3rd in the Championship after this 90th minute winner at Wayne Rooney's Derby County!

 

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Venezia v. Juventus on Paramount Plus. Busio with the start. Game is in Venice. Juve probably needs this more if they want to qualify for Champions League. Venezia would love a point to avoid relegation but things are looking ok. 

UEFA & CONMEBOL decide to hold a “FUCK FIFA Tournament”

Italy and Argentina to play soccer's 'Finalissima' in London

 

NYON, Switzerland (AP) — European champion Italy and Copa America winner Argentina will play each other in London on June 1, UEFA and CONMEBOL said Wednesday.

No venue was announced for the “Finalissima” — the first of three inter-continental championships that the two soccer bodies have agreed to stage.

Italy won the European Championship in July. The match was played at Wembley Stadium in London, where there was some of the worst disorder and organizational failures in international soccer in recent years. Thousands of ticketless England fans broke into the stadium to watch their national team play its first major final in 55 years...

https://www.yahoo.com/news/italy-argentina-play-soccers-finalissima-164841572.html

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Badass idea. Like a mini World Cup final. 

On 10/31/2021 at 11:59 AM, Jive Turkey said:

Venezia’s kits today were sick. I need to get on the waitlist and get one. 

 

 

On 11/8/2021 at 12:01 PM, Napoleon said:

 

 

 

Which kit would you get?

I probably rank them:
1) Red
2) Blue
3) Away (White)
4) Home (Black-ish)

 

 

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https://shop.veneziafc.it

 

On 11/8/2021 at 7:45 PM, Napoleon said:

Almost every item on their website is sold out.

 I wonder if that is due to:

A) Overwhelming popularity?

B) Supply-chain issues?

C) Planned scarcity to raise social media mentions.

 

 

I've been watching their site like a hawk to get a nephew of mine one of their home jerseys, they came in stock today. Yesterday they were sold out of Red, White and Black with only the Blue in stock. Now White and Black are back in. Red still sold out. They seem to stock up monthly. I think it is built in scarcity.

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Barca trailing tier 3 Linares 1-0 in 2nd half of Copa del Rey.     

El Classico yesterday in copa del Rey semi-final.

Madrid come out on too again with some great goals including a counter-attack team goal that felt like old school Madrid.

Madrid isn't great right now (by their standards) but dear God they are better than whatever Barca is rolling out. 

Holy shit, this sucks. Thankfully they caught this when they did.

On 12/21/2021 at 7:08 PM, ztejas said:

Badass idea. Like a mini World Cup final. 

They should invite all the confederation cup champions together.

7 hours ago, Dutch said:

"See, guys, we really need more World Cups to, um, prevent deaths.  Yeah, prevent death.  Not line FIFA's bank accounts.  No no no. To prevent death."

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/jan/26/fifa-gianni-infantino-biennial-world-cup-could-save-african-migrants-from-death-in-the-sea

Only FIFA could be so brazen to say shit like that.

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