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#1801
Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

no one is

Was on the porch drinkin beers and laughed. Looks like my edit came in late

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#1803

Whattt????

We're impeaching Eric Holder for Fast & Furious?

 

 

Don't convict because you're up for election. (Now some honesty)

 

#1808
4 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I’m not old enough to remember the Nixon impeachment, because he had shame

Lesson learned here is that we should have impeached Nixon.

#1809

The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way." The world was changing, and the puppy was getting... bigger.

So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy - "society" - knew where to find 'em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution.

#1810
Just now, TexasEd said:

We're impeaching Eric Holder for Fast & Furious?

They're gonna impeach Paul Walker before this is over.

#1811

Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

#1812
“Nebraska is quite a judicial thinking place.”

Listening to this guy on the radio is painful. He's all over the map here. What the fuck is he even saying ?
#1818

“There isn’t one of you who a) doesn’t consider yourself a patriot. And 2) considers each other patriots”

Good god.

#1820

This Attack on the constitution will not prevail? You mean your client’s attack? Wtf 

#1821
Just now, hobbes2702 said:

“There isn’t one of you who a) doesn’t consider yourself a patriot. And 2) considers each other patriots”

Good god.

Did he actually say "A" and "2"??

#1822

It’s genuinely sad that this guy’s argument will most likely prevail over Raskin and Neguse’s.

#1824
1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

Little people porn.

#1826
Just now, TexArcher said:

Did he actually say "A" and "2"??

Yes.

Those quotes I used are real.

Edited by hobbes2702

#1827

Somewhere Trump is nodding furiously because this guy just makes sense

#1828
3 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way." The world was changing, and the puppy was getting... bigger.

So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy - "society" - knew where to find 'em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution.

 

#1829
Just now, B00M said:

Somewhere Trump is nodding furiously because this guy just makes sense

And around 74,000,000 Americans.

#1831

Wasn't watching and following along with the comments here.  I couldn't believe that it was really as bad as suggested. 

So started watching just to see. Holy fuck, this guy is all over the place.  It really sounds like he's winging it with some far out shit.

Wow.

#1832
2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

For those not watching, let me sum up his argument. "Don't impeach him guys. I mean, come on. You know? Haha. Lets be real. C'mon."

i think my favorite part was the admission that republicans will act in bad faith in the future and use impeachment as a form of political revenge. 

i mean...we all know that to be true, but really?

#1837
Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Hey, you can't do that !

"They can't do that to our guy.   Only we can do that to our guy!"

#1838

Great argument. The people were smart enough to pick a new administration. So it was ok for the old administration to try and stop the transfer of power. Wtf

#1839

They’re not afraid of the American people, they’re afraid of Trump’s psychotic mob that fucking attacked the Capitol. JFC 

#1841

Question for the law dogs: is there some nifty Latin turn of phrase for a defense that implicitly acknowledges that nothing matters so that even though the right thing is blindingly clear, nothing matters at all? Where everyone knows the right thing but we all also know that so many are so cynical that there’s no real point in offering much of a defense? Because, why bother putting in extra effort when you know it doesn’t matter?

If not, may I suggest Ano est vitae?

#1847

This happens all the time?

The people who didn't get their way cause an insurrection to stop the result from going through?

Is that what he means?

#1848

This isn't a lawyer, it's a guy pretending to be a lawyer at a free comedy improv workshop.

#1849
5 minutes ago, B00M said:

Somewhere Trump is nodding furiously because this guy just makes sense

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