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the trump campaign coordinated with russia with illegal in-kind campaign contributions, steube. 

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  • Fuck everyone in the senate. Trash american government for trash americans.  If you are a longhorn and support this, you need to find another site. I'm done fucking around with this absolute garb

  • he needs to be punished, not rewarded 

  • I’m 44 years old and have never been a member of a political party nor do I have a desire. But listening to this, God damnit, If I have to pick a fucking side and wear a badge upon my sleeve, I choose

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"telling an armed crowd to march on congress just blocks away isn't inciting violence" -greg steube

the next time one of these dipshit republican congressmen says, "since he was elected, the democrats have been trying to get donald trump out of office..."

i want one of the democrats to yell, "yeah, and now you see why, assholes."

Jared Huffman must read Surly

These counterarguments are so fucking hollow. I have hope that this fucker is getting convicted in the Senate.

7 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

Gym is reserving a lot.  They must plan to close with some serious long winded shit.  Can someone speak more than once?  Id be surprised they didnt use someone completely shameless and willing to lie like Gaetz as a closer.  

he was 5 minutes behind nadler, i believe, at the last time check, so he started reserving to let it equalize, i reckon.

sara jacobs sounds like she knows what she's talking about

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

"telling an armed crowd to march on congress just blocks away isn't inciting violence" -greg steube

Steube and Gaetz are perfect for Florida

This is that new POS from NC

I realize I'm prob. the oldest guy on this board, but "cosplaying" is just a shitty word.  I'm not sure why, but it makes me grouchy.

Maybe if I had done all the Dungeons and Dragons stuff that you guys did in the day, or played quiddich,  I might abide it.

Ranks down there with "moist" and "inquinal".

how the fuck are we nearly a year into this and these guys can't figure out how to wear masks?

Too bad these R's weren't as interested in unity when RBG died. I seem to remember a whole lot of "Fuck your feelings."

7 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

I realize I'm prob. the oldest guy on this board, but "cosplaying" is just a shitty word.  I'm not sure why, but it makes me grouchy.

Maybe if I had done all the Dungeons and Dragons stuff that you guys did in the day, or played quiddich,  I might abide it.

Ranks down there with "moist" and "inquinal".

cosplatriot is a great word tho

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3 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

he was 5 minutes behind nadler, i believe, at the last time check, so he started reserving to let it equalize, i reckon.

Is there a running time clock that we can view?

6 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

I realize I'm prob. the oldest guy on this board, but "cosplaying" is just a shitty word.  I'm not sure why, but it makes me grouchy.

I think Armybrat may have a point of order. But your not wrong about it giving a cringy feel. Those that engage in such activities give off that vibe... STRONG.

Edited by RPM
fixed

2 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

I realize I'm prob. the oldest guy on this board, but "cosplaying" is just a shitty word.  I'm not sure why, but it makes me grouchy.

Maybe if I had done all the Dungeons and Dragons stuff that you guys did in the day, or played quiddich,  I might abide it.

Ranks down there with "moist" and "inquinal".

Man you must be really old if you think D&D and Harry Potter are remotely connected.  

Mere puffery

We're not news, we're entertainment

Come on, the whole thing was standard hyperbole

You gotta give these House Republicans credit, they are inventing some turns of phrase on the fly that would make the Veep writers shit with envy.

Uh, somebody tell Selena not to say "Standard Hyperbole" during the speech, we loaded the teleprompter wrong.  

Goddamnit Mike, you had one job! 

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Just now, henrygandorf said:

"standard hyperbole".

i'm stealing that.

My feed must be behind yours.

Just now, henrygandorf said:

"standard hyperbole".

i'm stealing that.

New band name

It was good of Gym Jordan to wear a yellow tie today, to reinforce to us he's a coward with no spine. 

6 minutes ago, elfenix said:

sara jacobs sounds like she knows what she's talking about

yeah, she's from socal.  she's good from what i've seen.

high hopes for some of these young dems.

13 minutes ago, RPM said:

I think Doc Sam Beckett is so kewl

Agreed

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Cholas 4 life

Does this dumb slag not know what the word 'censored' means?

"i'm speaking on the floor of the congress i'm being censored" - marjorie taylor greene

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mtg comes in hot with the argument that it shouldn't be trump, but all the democrats who should be impeached and punished.

i'm not out of order, you're out of order!

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400 million people watching this unfold worldwide, but she's being censored?  Okay, got it.  

When you’ve completely destroyed all your credibility with endless lies and then try to violently overthrow the US government based on those lies, you’re going to have a really bad time. 

Because peace is no longer an option. Sadly.

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

push the impeachment into the biden admin to screw up how quickly biden can start working, also lets cruz, hawley, etc., whine about trump not even being in office anymore

Fine.  While the media and everyone else is fixated on the impeachment trial, start executive ordering the shit out of everything.  EVERYTHING.

Its so reassuring that the republicans in the house cant operate a stop watch and a spreadsheet.  Get it together Gym.

Posted a while back this nut was dangerous and not in the mastermind kind of way but more of an ignorant fool.  

Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Brat doesn't appreciate being summoned to the cloak room dude

Didn't even think about what forum we were in. Fixed mine, you'll need to edit your quote.

I realize I'm prob. the oldest guy on this board, but "cosplaying" is just a shitty word.  I'm not sure why, but it makes me grouchy.
Maybe if I had done all the Dungeons and Dragons stuff that you guys did in the day, or played quiddich,  I might abide it.
Ranks down there with "moist" and "inquinal".
Back in the 90s they called it Creative Anachronism

Clyde's chin mask game is strong.

As usual, I wish the Dems were hitting harder. My God, how can no one have personally called out the treasonous lies spewed by Matt Gaetz.

(turns on hearings)

"Millions of people are scared to go back to the America before Donald Trump!"

(turns off hearings)

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Posted a while back this nut was dangerous and not in the mastermind kind of way but more of an ignorant fool.  

No, she's dangerous because she's a true believer.  Lots of these clowns are grifting or just climbing the ladder.  People like her are the ones who will wear a suicide vest.  

Just now, hayden_horn said:

jordan is clearly angling for the last word

He could get a job in the NFL with his clock management.

2 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Clyde's chin mask game is strong.

i'm telling you, it has to be intentional virtue signalling. most democrats have had well fitted mask, many republicans don't, and i think it's by design.

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

AOC is having none of it.

 

yep.  this is perfect timing for the aoc's of the world to say, "oh, really?  republicans are dangerous?  you're getting death threats?  welcome to the fucking club.  get on the bandwagon, there's plenty of room."

i doubt there were many congress members who genuinely feared for their life last wednesday, but that number is not zero.  aoc and others have a clear target on their back, and you cannot tell me what would've happened if she or omar or pressly came face to face with 5 armed rioters in a hallway with no capitol police in sight. 

this is on trump, fox news, and every other right-wing shitbag who opened their mouth and fomented the hatred and turned the whole fucking thing into a team sport death match the last 4 30 years.

but it's really really bad that the president isn't allowed on twitter and that there are metal detectors at the capitol.  people used to smoke on airplanes and not wear seatbelts. 

evolve, people.

17 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

I realize I'm prob. the oldest guy on this board, but "cosplaying" is just a shitty word.  I'm not sure why, but it makes me grouchy.

Maybe if I had done all the Dungeons and Dragons stuff that you guys did in the day, or played quiddich,  I might abide it.

Ranks down there with "moist" and "inquinal".

there is nothing wrong with moist.  moist is good.

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