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  • Fuck everyone in the senate. Trash american government for trash americans.  If you are a longhorn and support this, you need to find another site. I'm done fucking around with this absolute garb

  • he needs to be punished, not rewarded 

  • I’m 44 years old and have never been a member of a political party nor do I have a desire. But listening to this, God damnit, If I have to pick a fucking side and wear a badge upon my sleeve, I choose

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4 minutes ago, Gourmand said:
17 minutes ago, tantric superman said:
I realize I'm prob. the oldest guy on this board, but "cosplaying" is just a shitty word.  I'm not sure why, but it makes me grouchy.
Maybe if I had done all the Dungeons and Dragons stuff that you guys did in the day, or played quiddich,  I might abide it.
Ranks down there with "moist" and "inquinal".

Back in the 90s they called it Creative Anachronism

Point of order, it was the Society for Creative Anachronism.  I got to make chain mail and shoot a recurve bow all in the same day.  

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

there is nothing wrong with moist.  moist is good.

How would you know?

The "coup" failed. Now is the time for unity and peace and bipartisanship. Hmm ...

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4 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

As usual, I wish the Dems were hitting harder. My God, how can no one have personally called out the treasonous lies spewed by Matt Gaetz.

as usual, politics has one guide - who has the votes.  if you have the votes, it doesn't matter what you say or what you do.

trump riled his base and repeatedly broke the law for 4 years and it didn't matter because he had the votes in the senate and thought he had the votes to get reelected (or would cheat his way to victory).

he didn't.  he fucked around.  he found out.

7 minutes ago, RPM said:

Didn't even think about what forum we were in. Fixed mine, you'll need to edit your quote.

@Johnny Sack doesn't like it either, but he can fuck off.

Just now, cactusflinthead said:

@Johnny Sack doesn't like it either, but he can fuck off.

What are you trying to say?

Just now, C-Man said:

The "coup" failed.

The coup is ongoing until Trump is no longer president, then the situation risks becoming a war, sadly. Trump must be neutralized from power immediately.

Completely agree on these young Dems.   They'll run rings around the Boeberts and Greens of the Rs.    But we have to worry about one of those bozos pulling a gun on the floor and pulling a Charles Whitman.

1 minute ago, RPM said:

What are you trying to say?

I poked him with a stick. He won't play any more.

8 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

 

Special kind of stupid. 

Does Chip Roy have the balls? No, he does not.

Fine.  While the media and everyone else is fixated on the impeachment trial, start executive ordering the shit out of everything.  EVERYTHING.
I expect there's a 10,000 page EO ready to go at 12:01 pm on the 20th.

Rep Pat Fallon (R-Tex): "Riots are bad, m'kay."

Whatabout, whatabout, whatabout BLM/Antifa, summer riots, rabble, rabble, rabble ...

27 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

I realize I'm prob. the oldest guy on this board, but "cosplaying" is just a shitty word.  I'm not sure why, but it makes me grouchy.

Maybe if I had done all the Dungeons and Dragons stuff that you guys did in the day, or played quiddich,  I might abide it.

Ranks down there with "moist" and "inquinal".


Counterargument:

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Does Chip Roy have the balls? No, he does not.
I'm actually slightly impressed. His argument against is the least offensive I have heard. It's still wrong. Because Trump did it. But Roy made an argument without seemingly like a complete sycophant.

I like that Quigley guy

there is nothing wrong with moist.  moist is good.
Panties. Moist panties.
Just now, cactusflinthead said:

I poked him with a stick. He won't play any more.

Are you saying @Johnny Sack is a cafone?

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
4 minutes ago, RPM said:
Does Chip Roy have the balls? No, he does not.

I'm actually slightly impressed. His argument against is the least offensive I have heard. It's still wrong. Because Trump did it. But Roy made an argument without seemingly like a complete sycophant.

and he also, though obliquely, called out some of the irresponsible rhetoric coming from his side of the aisle.

he's my rep, sadly, but i was still impressed.

STFU, Boob Good




Counterargument:

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Having been on the internets for a hot minute I know there's a small but not insignificant chance she's tucking.


1 minute ago, elfenix said:

Having been on the internets for a hot minute I know there's a small but not insignificant chance she's tucking.

It's real to me, dammit!! 

5 minutes ago, RPM said:

Does Chip Roy have the balls? No, he does not.

Since he said Trump committed impeachable offenses, I really wish the next person up would've asked him to either submit his own articles of impeachment by EOD or vote to impeach on the grounds presented

I want some name calling, these fucking despicable craven Republicans defending domestic terrorism are fascists.

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

Having been on the internets for a hot minute I know there's a small but not insignificant chance she's tucking.

 

 

This is just the first in a sequence of photos.  She's not. 

Republicans are all we should lock everyone up and throw away the key (unless of course it's us and then we need to let things cool and talk about this).

and he also, though obliquely, called out some of the irresponsible rhetoric coming from his side of the aisle.
he's my rep, sadly, but i was still impressed.
I noticed that. I appreciated that.

Fuck you too, Ralph Taylor

 
 
This is just the first in a sequence of photos.  She's not. 
Gonna need proof in the appropriate forum

The R's are squawking just loud enough to keep their wives from being shot.

Awkward silence, Rep. Mast.



3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

This is just the first in a sequence of photos.  She's not. 

I would very much like to see that sequence sir. 

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

good with another republican chin mask. 

 

3 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

good with another republican chin mask. 

Ahem; it's chin "diaper".

 

WTF was that?

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1 minute ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Did Brian Mast just glitch out?

I think he thinks he was being really profound and effective there? I'm surprised he didn't grab the mic and drop it.

Did Brian Mast just glitch out?
I think he was trying to make a point to show they had no testimony. Any idiot watching the news has seen a jackass domestic terrorist saying they did it for him and because of him.
Did Brian Mast just glitch out?
He was balancing on the fence. By the taint.

What did the handicapped R do?  I came in on the final where he basically said no one will answer him.

Also, why is D leadership only giving 30 seconds?  Some of these D’s have good shit to say but can’t get it out because the 30 seconds is already up.  Gym giving his “guns” 1 min and 2 min. 

That California congressman was dope

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4 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

 

 

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1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
3 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Did Brian Mast just glitch out?

I think he was trying to make a point to show they had no testimony. Any idiot watching the news has seen a jackass domestic terrorist saying they did it for him and because of him.

yeah, no shit. bring up on up and they'd piss all over the chamber while bowleggedly prancing about yelling "trump! trump! trump!"

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