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  • Fuck everyone in the senate. Trash american government for trash americans.  If you are a longhorn and support this, you need to find another site. I'm done fucking around with this absolute garb

  • he needs to be punished, not rewarded 

  • I’m 44 years old and have never been a member of a political party nor do I have a desire. But listening to this, God damnit, If I have to pick a fucking side and wear a badge upon my sleeve, I choose

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Basically the same. He knows Trump won’t be convicted 

 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

please please roll out the my pillow guy 

I need a pillow because this guy is going to put me to sleep. 

This country is on a course for massive political violence and upheaval that will make this dumb coup attempt look like nothing. Not stopping this now opens the doors to far worse. 

ok fuck this shit.

i'm going to the mart.

if this is their lead-off hitter great googily moogily.

Damn, Beto would’ve won if he said “I want to represent the GREATEST state, Texas. God Bless.”

Is this guy acting like a good prosecutor?

All I've heard is him talking about himself and now knocking the use of precedent from colonial days as being silly. 

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Republicans right now.

jonah hill no GIF

The lack of research is obvious and staggering. He's winging it.

This reminds me of being hungover at church and wondering what the fuck is this pastor trying to convey and when does this end? 

Trump found this guy on Craiglist, didn't he?

41 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait.....what upsets him is the PROFANITY that criminal insurrectionists used during their insurrection.....but NOT the fucking violent insurrection itself?

"You know, when they showed the video of the criminal gang rape at trial, what REALLY bothered me was the language that the rapists used."

Conservative brains are fucking poison.  Fuck them all.

 

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Castor is the kid in class giving a presentation to the class on a book he didn't read.

Ok... I guess I'm seeing the first inkling of a defense here around freedom of speech. 

Was he defending MTG?

 

What the fuck is this dude even talking about?

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Trump found this guy on Craiglist, didn't he?

Lent him a suit too

Just now, Macanudo said:

Castor is the kid in class giving a presentation to the class on a book he didn't read.

 

too lazy to browse cliff notes !

2 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

Was he defending MTG?

 

He forgets

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

What the fuck is this dude even talking about?

Floodgates, not whirlwind. Because whirlwind’s been taken. 

release the Kraken!

The Storm is coming!

 

So.. . if this is supposed to be a safety valve... let's not use it?

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

Floodgates, not whirlwind. Because whirlwind’s been taken. 

biblical whirlwinds, I believe

Maybe don’t attack the legislative branch and you won’t get impeached asshole. Commonplace my ass 

I feel like if Trump isn't convicted, it opens the door to a much bigger insurrection, and if Trump is convicted, it opens the door to a much bigger insurrection.

The lunatics are not done either way.

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I’m not old enough to remember the Nixon impeachment, because he had shame

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Lol, it's the we're gonna take revenge defense. 

Just now, YChang said:

So.. . if this is supposed to be a safety valve... let's not use it?

yeah, bringing up bill clinton's impeachment as a comparison of any kind to trump's multiple impeachments is...an interesting tack.

your congressman responds ????

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

biblical whirlwinds, I believe

It’s politica...er...biblical. 

Who had FAST AND FURIOUS on their bingo card? 

Benghazi and emails on deck.

2 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I’m not old enough to remember the Nixon impeachment. 

no one is

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