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Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

no one is

Was on the porch drinkin beers and laughed. Looks like my edit came in late

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  • Fuck everyone in the senate. Trash american government for trash americans.  If you are a longhorn and support this, you need to find another site. I'm done fucking around with this absolute garb

  • he needs to be punished, not rewarded 

  • I’m 44 years old and have never been a member of a political party nor do I have a desire. But listening to this, God damnit, If I have to pick a fucking side and wear a badge upon my sleeve, I choose

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We're impeaching Eric Holder for Fast & Furious?

 

 

Don't convict because you're up for election. (Now some honesty)

 

Wow. Almost feel bad for this lawyer. It's a combo of nonsense and points that actually support impeachment.

Nebraska is a judicial thinking place. 
 

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At this point I'm just here to see some leaking hair dye err castor oil.

 

4 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

I’m not old enough to remember the Nixon impeachment, because he had shame

Lesson learned here is that we should have impeached Nixon.

The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way." The world was changing, and the puppy was getting... bigger.

So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy - "society" - knew where to find 'em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution.

Just now, TexasEd said:

We're impeaching Eric Holder for Fast & Furious?

They're gonna impeach Paul Walker before this is over.

Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

“Nebraska is quite a judicial thinking place.”

Listening to this guy on the radio is painful. He's all over the map here. What the fuck is he even saying ?

Rudy Guiliani would be an upgrade at this point 

Trying to make sense of this opening statement is a beating

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Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Rudy Guiliani would be an upgrade at this point 

At least he'd hang dong.

For those not watching, let me sum up his argument. "Don't impeach him guys. I mean, come on. You know? Haha. Lets be real. C'mon."

A) ...and 2) where am I? 

“There isn’t one of you who a) doesn’t consider yourself a patriot. And 2) considers each other patriots”

Good god.

This Attack on the constitution will not prevail? You mean your client’s attack? Wtf 

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

“There isn’t one of you who a) doesn’t consider yourself a patriot. And 2) considers each other patriots”

Good god.

Did he actually say "A" and "2"??

It’s genuinely sad that this guy’s argument will most likely prevail over Raskin and Neguse’s.

Why isn't Mr. Haney wearing his hat?

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1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

Little people porn.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Did he actually say "A" and "2"??

Yes.

Those quotes I used are real.

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Somewhere Trump is nodding furiously because this guy just makes sense

3 minutes ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

The Industrial Revolution to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way." The world was changing, and the puppy was getting... bigger.

So, you see, the puppy was like industry. In that, they were both lost in the woods. And nobody, especially the little boy - "society" - knew where to find 'em. Except that the puppy was a dog. But the industry, my friends, that was a revolution.

 

Just now, B00M said:

Somewhere Trump is nodding furiously because this guy just makes sense

And around 74,000,000 Americans.

Shit, brisket and ghost of LL would have done this on contingency and would have mispronounced voir dire about 10 times by now.

Wasn't watching and following along with the comments here.  I couldn't believe that it was really as bad as suggested. 

So started watching just to see. Holy fuck, this guy is all over the place.  It really sounds like he's winging it with some far out shit.

Wow.

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

For those not watching, let me sum up his argument. "Don't impeach him guys. I mean, come on. You know? Haha. Lets be real. C'mon."

i think my favorite part was the admission that republicans will act in bad faith in the future and use impeachment as a form of political revenge. 

i mean...we all know that to be true, but really?

Now we know what the Castor Oil was on Rudy's head.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Hey, you can't do that !

"They can't do that to our guy.   Only we can do that to our guy!"

Great argument. The people were smart enough to pick a new administration. So it was ok for the old administration to try and stop the transfer of power. Wtf

They’re not afraid of the American people, they’re afraid of Trump’s psychotic mob that fucking attacked the Capitol. JFC 

Question for the law dogs: is there some nifty Latin turn of phrase for a defense that implicitly acknowledges that nothing matters so that even though the right thing is blindingly clear, nothing matters at all? Where everyone knows the right thing but we all also know that so many are so cynical that there’s no real point in offering much of a defense? Because, why bother putting in extra effort when you know it doesn’t matter?

If not, may I suggest Ano est vitae?

Hahahah booger on his lip!!! 

Did he actually say "A" and "2"??

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I feel like I’m having a stroke watching this shit. 

This happens all the time?

The people who didn't get their way cause an insurrection to stop the result from going through?

Is that what he means?

This isn't a lawyer, it's a guy pretending to be a lawyer at a free comedy improv workshop.

5 minutes ago, B00M said:

Somewhere Trump is nodding furiously because this guy just makes sense

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“Congress shall make no law abridging...all of these things.”

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