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This is a farce.  And yet, Trumpkins are listening and it all makes sense.

 

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  • Fuck everyone in the senate. Trash american government for trash americans.  If you are a longhorn and support this, you need to find another site. I'm done fucking around with this absolute garb

  • he needs to be punished, not rewarded 

  • I’m 44 years old and have never been a member of a political party nor do I have a desire. But listening to this, God damnit, If I have to pick a fucking side and wear a badge upon my sleeve, I choose

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WTF?    The House managers did a good job?    Is he sabotaging this?

Sounds like that guys argument is just making threats. 

1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

This is a farce.  And yet, Trumpkins are listening and it all makes sense.

 

Nah, they'll let see what Facebook says later.

Our opposing counsel is so good and their argument so solid that we have to re-do our presentation because we got nothing.

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Holy shit.  I hadn't tuned in until the last five minutes or so.  But good God--there's no coherent thought here at all.  Nothing.

This is just amazing.  I cannot fathom getting up in front of the Senate with absolutely nothing to say and winging it.

Interesting tactic to warn about re-election chances after telling everyone how rigged the elections are.

I hope this guy understands Trump is not going to pay him.

Just now, WhatTheBuck said:

He likes the word “erudite.”

I count 3 times. Must've been on Jeopardy the day he wrote his speech.

Interesting tactic to suggest trump should be arrested

So we should have arrested Trump instead of impeach him?

Hell, let's get him arrested, his lawyer said to do it.

5 minutes ago, Mole said:

Question for the law dogs: is there some nifty Latin turn of phrase for a defense that implicitly acknowledges that nothing matters so that even though the right thing is blindingly clear, nothing matters at all? Where everyone knows the right thing but we all also know that so many are so cynical that there’s no real point in offering much of a defense? Because, why bother putting in extra effort when you know it doesn’t matter?

If not, may I suggest Ano est vitae?

e pluribus anus

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

I cannot fathom getting up in front of the Senate with absolutely nothing to say and winging it.

Are you not a white male, sir?

This was worth it just to hear him say that trump "was removed by the voters".  You know that hit trump in his fat gut, like a hammer. 

Can this motherfucker not work PowerPoint to give everyone else a visual aid? Why is he reading from a tourist kiosk pamphlet?

This guy just acknowledged that Biden won the vote and suggested that Trump should be arrested instead of impeached.

When is he getting fired?

I wonder if and how the impeachment managers use their rebuttal time. Trump hasn’t provided any remotely cogent argument to respond to

This reminds me of the time I had to give an oral book report in front of my entire English class, but I didn't read the book...So I got high at lunch and skimmed the comic book version. 

Yep Trump’s ass should have been arrested and sent to jail before he left office.

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55 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Yes, you guys ... be honest!  Let he who has not incited an insurrection in which people were killed cast the first stone!
 

 


 

Not everybody’s the perfect person in the world. I mean everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me.

Oh this guy wants to cry because of what these proceedings will do to our democracy. How about some tears for the death of the peaceful transition of power.

Castor didn't know the difference between a colon and a semi-colon.  Much like Trump doesn't know the difference between an apostrophe and a hyphen.

lol, sounds like this is going as well as his presidency. what a fucking joke

If Trump stiffs these guys, I kind of think he has cause.

2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

This guy just acknowledged that Biden won the vote and suggested that Trump should be arrested instead of impeached.

When is he getting fired?

He can’t get fired. Trump’s been banned from Twitter. 

Disenfranchisement?!

Trump is clearly getting what he paid for.

How are voters being disenfranchised? He lost already.

I heard the lawyers made him pay up front but he negotiated it down. He got what he paid for...no cogent argument because what he did was indefensible. Even his attorney says he should go to jail.

Rudy:  I'm the worst lawyer in the U.S.

Castor:  Hey, y'all, watch this.

Why the fuck does that guy hold his head when drinking water? What the hell was that?

Uh, wtf was that drinking move?

going full Donald Trump with 74 Million!!!!111!!!!

I thought he was going to go Qanon... still speaking..  

I love and still can't believe he admitted to what we all knew. They were so pantsed that they threw out their plan and winged it. OH BUT WE'LL REBUT EVERYTHING JUST YOU WAIT. 

“Elitist,” “deprogram,” “deplorable.”

You go, Captain Buzzword!

What the fuck was the pre-trial charrette with these guys and Trump like for fuck's sake?

"Mr. President.  Here's you, here's the House Managers, here are the Senate Jurors, here's Us."

Trump, "Okay.  So what?  What's the plan?"  

"Mr. President.  Here's the Sun.  I say...we head straight for it!  They won't be expecting that!"  

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5 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

I wonder if and how the impeachment managers use their rebuttal time. Trump hasn’t provided any remotely cogent argument to respond to

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Can someone point me to the part of the constitution that says the purpose of impeachments is to heal?

Lol, this is hatred... yeah... not the action of what happened 

Just now, YChang said:

Lol, this is hatred... yeah... not the action of what happened 

This is bloodsport. Ignore the blood spilling on the Capitol floors.

Well, they had what? Less than a week to pull this all together after all of Trumps other lawyers left?

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