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On 2/11/2021 at 8:11 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

This is a serious question - how hard would it be to boot Cruz?  I mean for you bastards to vote that MF out.  Is it impossible?  I'm guessing if the last election was 60/40 there has to be a real chance to put him out on his ass.  Fucker makes my blood boil.  

 

On 2/11/2021 at 10:10 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Well, Beto had a gigantic groundswell of support and lost nearly 51/48, so yeah, it's impossible.  Texas sucks.

Ted Cruz...hold my beer.  LULZ

What an absolute dumbfuck. 

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Estimated probability of Trump’s 2024 status:

 

Dead 15%
Prison 5%
Network exec/TV personality 20%
Failed GOP Presidential candidate 20%
GOP Presidential nominee 20%
Political kingmaker 10%
Faded into obscurity 10%

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8 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

 

Ted Cruz...hold my beer.  LULZ

What an absolute dumbfuck. 

Hold my beer all the way to re-election.  This won't make a shit.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Hold my beer all the way to re-election.  This won't make a shit.

Oh maybe - but he’s def sweating this shit.  He hadn’t sweat much of anything in the past.  I’ll take it.  

1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said:

Estimated probability of Trump’s 2024 status:

 

Dead 15%
Prison 5%

Network exec/TV personality 20%
Failed GOP Presidential candidate 20%
GOP Presidential nominee 20%
Political kingmaker 10%
Faded into obscurity 10%

What are the odds on the Jeffrey Epstein parlay? Dead in prison.

I'd drop Prison to 0%, boost Dead to 25%.  

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

I'd drop Prison to 0%, boost Dead to 25%.  

He is a fatass in his late 70s.  I know we can’t catch a break, but odds of him dying in the next 5 years have to be greater than 0%.

5 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

He is a fatass in his late 70s.  I know we can’t catch a break, but odds of him dying in the next 5 years have to be greater than 0%.

I know it’s possible, I don’t know if it’s probable. Sometimes evil seems to have life-sustaining properties. 

4 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

Hmm, whatever could have been the reason for the delay?

Dude, do you even D.C. traffic, bro?  

45 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Hmm, whatever could have been the reason for the delay?

I know the question is rhetorical, but let's give it its name in the open.

Treason.

On 2/24/2021 at 6:53 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

I know it’s possible, I don’t know if it’s probable. Sometimes evil seems to have life-sustaining properties. 

Stress is a big killer too. Since he doesn't give a fuck about anything, he is never really all that stressed.  He will make 90 unless he has an accident or something. Melania may not even be his last wife. 

I know it’s possible, I don’t know if it’s probable. Sometimes evil seems to have life-sustaining properties. 

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And yet, General Franco is still dead.

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