January 23, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, Lhorn said: More like non titty fucking lovers. I don’t know what that means. Well first you make a roux...
January 23, 20214 yr Okay, since the Coaching Staff thread is done, is this now the spot where we talk about the monkey? Or, is there gonna be a Monkey Gia Attacks Austin thread?
January 23, 20214 yr On 1/21/2021 at 8:16 AM, Mileslong said: Baylor coed running from one of their football players...
January 23, 20214 yr Over/under on how many tip drills Gideon makes the safeties run through spring practice?
January 23, 20214 yr Over/under on how many tip drills Gideon makes the safeties run through spring practice?The same number of tip drills I gave South Austin’s mom last night!
January 23, 20214 yr I had my sales conference this week and didn't open surly since Wednesday night. What a wild 48-72 hours. Fucking love this place.
January 23, 20214 yr josephcook Steve Sarkisian officially announced the hires of nine assistant coaches and a director of football performance on Friday, with the tenth assistant reportedly going to a FCS head coach. With his staff almost complete, Sarkisian now looks to add players to his roster with the February signing day rapidly approaching. February 3 is when unsigned prospects can put their signatures on letters of intent, and Sarkisian told the media Friday he has eight available scholarships to work with. “Every staff is different in what they want their roster management to look like from a specific numbers by position,” Sarkisian said. “I think the one thing we have to fight is just to fill numbers to fill numbers. We want to make sure we’re taking the best people, the best players at this point.” Sarkisian previously told alumni and fans over Zoom that the numbers at defensive end were lower than he would have preferred. As a result, Sarkisian and defensive line coach Bo Davis added LSU graduate transfer Ray Thornton to the roster. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1351971983630749699 “It’s just something we felt like we needed,” Sarkisian said of the addition. “Obviously, we had an early departure for the NFL draft, we’ve had some defection from transfers, we’ve had injuries. Every position is different.” Eight spots remain. Previous head coach Tom Herman listed what he believed the 2021class needed to add between the December signing period and the second signing day. It’s no longer up to Herman. Sarkisian explained how he might fill those needs Friday and included any available option. “I think for us it’ll be probably a combination of taking signees here at the beginning of February, maybe taking a guy or two or three out of the portal, and potentially even saving a spot or two for down the road,” Sarkisian said. “There are some key components to it, but it’s more about just making sure we are fitting the needs that we think are prevalent on our roster now based off of the kids we just signed in December, as well as what’s on our current roster.” Texas currently has 18 players signed in the 2021 class, with two unsigned commits in cornerback Ishmael Ibraheem and wide receiver Keithron Lee. The Longhorns also added McNeese State transfer Darion Dunn at cornerback in December.
January 23, 20214 yr Popular Post 5 hours ago, Hmbre97 said: Over/under on how many tip drills Gideon makes the safeties run through spring practice? It will certainly be less than the number of times you fucking idiots try to make this “joke” funny. Stop trying to make fetch happen, Gretchen.
January 23, 20214 yr “... we might have a tight end who hasn’t played a whole lot that fits really good to our system,” Sarkisian said.Live look at Jared Wiley:
January 23, 20214 yr 19 minutes ago, gmr548 said: Live look at Jared Wiley: Probably Liebrock, he was recruited by Bama
January 23, 20214 yr 5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said: Probably Liebrock, he was recruited by Bama Splitting Brewer's snaps between Liebrock and Wiley would probably be worth an extra W by itself.
January 23, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, Machinator said: Is the crackhead on the bottom left dancing to music or AJ’s response?
January 23, 20214 yr The same number of tip drills I gave South Austin’s mom last night!So... 2? Good thing you double-bagged it or you wouldn't have made it.
January 23, 20214 yr Okay, since the Coaching Staff thread is done, is this now the spot where we talk about the monkey? Or, is there gonna be a Monkey Gia Attacks Austin thread? Someone with Photoshop skills do a King Kong riff on the UT Tower. And change the outfit color.
January 23, 20214 yr 20 minutes ago, Modessit said: Someone with Photoshop skills do a King Kong riff on the UT Tower. And change the outfit color. Maybe señor @RamjetFDO has a little boredom in his life?
January 23, 20214 yr 28 minutes ago, Modessit said: Someone with Photoshop skills do a King Kong riff on the UT Tower. And change the outfit color. sources tell me that aggy is scrambling to get Monkey Gia to give their flocks of sheep some lessons
January 23, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said: Probably Liebrock, he was recruited by Bama If we featured Liebrock, Smith, & Robinson on O us Arizona Longhorn fans may explode.
January 23, 20214 yr Popular Post 14 minutes ago, satyanash said: Nothing says offense like the SEC and nothing says defense like the Pac 12!
January 23, 20214 yr Popular Post Someone with Photoshop skills do a King Kong riff on the UT Tower. And change the outfit color.SOONSent from my Pixel 4 using Tapatalk
January 23, 20214 yr 11 minutes ago, BradInATX said: Nothing says offense like the SEC and nothing says defense like the Pac 12! nothing says binary thinker like this comment...
January 23, 20214 yr Popular Post Im actually cheering for Blake. This guy is living his dream coming back and coaching for Texas. He put it all out there as a player and made mistakes, but i know damn well a lot of us (including some of the surly 1%) would love to be him right now. Dude seems like he's living a pretty good life. Sent from my SM-T810 using Tapatalk
January 23, 20214 yr 51 minutes ago, BradInATX said: Nothing says offense like the SEC and nothing says defense like the Pac 12! The SEC’s had more offense in the top 10 in the country the last two years than any other conference. They used to have outdated offenses, but they updated quickly once Bama started changing.
January 23, 20214 yr 18 minutes ago, texifornia said: Watching that you would think that Herman only played Bijan in 2 games last year. Oh wait.. Edited January 23, 20214 yr by Vertigo
January 24, 20214 yr 5 hours ago, satyanash said: Couple that with firing the staff's weakest link less than ten hours onto the job and Sark isn't messing around.
January 24, 20214 yr The SEC’s had more offense in the top 10 in the country the last two years than any other conference. They used to have outdated offenses, but they updated quickly once Bama started changing. LSU and Bama with back to back all-time offenses
January 24, 20214 yr 5 hours ago, fatheryeet said: SOON Sent from my Pixel 4 using Tapatalk Can I have your permission to use this as my avatar?
January 24, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, SDG said: Can I have your permission to use this as my avatar? All monkey no brakes
January 24, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, texifornia said: JFC, that run against West Virginia (midway through the video)... spin move to leave one guy within arms length grabbing air, accelerates to outrun two other guys who run into each other and drives two other MFers faces into the dirt with stiff arms; second guy got straight up abused. So many guys flashed greatness and it didn't work out. This guy's the real deal. Those are some eye popping highlights from a very small sample of carries.
January 24, 20214 yr 17 hours ago, texifornia said: That video makes me want to punch Tom in the face.
January 24, 20214 yr We’ve had some all word 5 star rbs show up the last decade. But this is the first one to look like it. I want to be mad as fuck at TH criminal misuse. But our O line was shit with shit play calling he’s gonna be fresh strong and fucking shit up the next 2 years hopefully. If he continued to average 17 yards a carry. Hei5man lol
January 24, 20214 yr 13 hours ago, Lhorn said: JFC, that run against West Virginia (midway through the video)... spin move to leave one guy within arms length grabbing air, accelerates to outrun two other guys who run into each other and drives two other MFers faces into the dirt with stiff arms; second guy got straight up abused. So many guys flashed greatness and it didn't work out. This guy's the real deal. Those are some eye popping highlights from a very small sample of carries. And it would have been an 80 yard TD, probably the longest run of the year, had the refs not seen him "step out of bounds". DMO even said something like the refs messed up on that play. Edited January 24, 20214 yr by Hmmm
January 24, 20214 yr 20 hours ago, Dijon Robinson said: damn, that baby in the Denny's photo would be classic
January 24, 20214 yr 13 minutes ago, RollLeft said: damn, that baby in the Denny's photo would be classic Lol my thoughts exactly. Can tell he's a future grand slam eating patron
January 24, 20214 yr 20 hours ago, BradInATX said: Nothing says offense like the SEC Alabama 2020 points per game - 48.5 So,you are correct.
January 24, 20214 yr 20 hours ago, SDG said: nothing says binary thinker like this comment... But "he" is non-binary where it counts. wink wink, nudge nudge...
January 24, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said: We’ve had some all word 5 star rbs show up the last decade. But this is the first one to look like it. I want to be mad as fuck at TH criminal misuse. But our O line was shit with shit play calling he’s gonna be fresh strong and fucking shit up the next 2 years hopefully. If he continued to average 17 yards a carry. Hei5man lol I imagine Bijan and the coaching staff had an understanding about a carry count on him his freshman year (and maybe all 3 years). If you are a stud running back, you can absolutely not allow yourself to be used up for free (more or less) in college. Just the way it is now. That's why you see RBs have no problem splitting carries anymore. They are just trying to make it to the 2nd contract in the NFL before the wheels fall off.
January 24, 20214 yr I imagine Bijan and the coaching staff had an understanding about a carry count on him his freshman year (and maybe all 3 years). If you are a stud running back, you can absolutely not allow yourself to be used up for free (more or less) in college. Just the way it is now. That's why you see RBs have no problem splitting carries anymore. They are just trying to make it to the 2nd contract in the NFL before the wheels fall off.
January 24, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Machinator said: Came across as a drama Queen last summer, but seems like he’s “aligned” now. He’s a dog. Coaches like dogs.
January 24, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said: We’ve had some all word 5 star rbs show up the last decade. But this is the first one to look like it. I want to be mad as fuck at TH criminal misuse. But our O line was shit with shit play calling he’s gonna be fresh strong and fucking shit up the next 2 years hopefully. If he continued to average 17 yards a carry. Hei5man lol the craziest thing is our best olineman opts out and then we start running to his side
January 24, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Mr. Drummond said: I imagine Bijan and the coaching staff had an understanding about a carry count on him his freshman year (and maybe all 3 years). If you are a stud running back, you can absolutely not allow yourself to be used up for free (more or less) in college. Just the way it is now. That's why you see RBs have no problem splitting carries anymore. They are just trying to make it to the 2nd contract in the NFL before the wheels fall off. I don't know about an understanding but Bama and Georgia running backs seem to have no problem splitting carries and seems to work pretty damn good
January 24, 20214 yr Author Hughes has his second-in-command, looks like he's a survivor of the coaching change: https://twitter.com/jmjonesUT Edited January 24, 20214 yr by texifornia
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