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That run of his against CU when Casey Thompson had come in - man, he had a DE jump on his back, and just shrugged him off - JW likey.

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    There are longstanding rumors that Chip Brown is your typical old school sports reporter. By that, I mean he's allegedly a degenerate gambler and alcoholic. There's a longstanding rumor that Chip

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17 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

 

So we're just getting his ass?  The rest of him is staying in Nashville?

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Say hello to our next Heisman winning RB. The field will one day be named Campbell-Williams-Robinson field. 

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Five Horns have gas?  Did we really need to know that?

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Saw the SEC released their 2021 schedule today, any word on when the Big 12 plans to do the same?

Arkansas will be returning 19/22 starters ( lose QB Franks, RB Boyd, and DT).  First 2 games aren't going to be easy.

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Arkansas will be returning 19/22 starters ( lose QB Franks, RB Boyd, and DT).  First 2 games aren't going to be easy.

We're going to learn a lot about this team early on, for sure. Rice (third game of the year for once), UNT, or UTEP aren't spotting us 65 points out of the gate. Thankfully, this team will have an entire off season to learn the offense, and hopefully they'll be able to outscore some teams in a track meet style game. 

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Arkansas will be returning 19/22 starters ( lose QB Franks, RB Boyd, and DT).  First 2 games aren't going to be easy.

All the good feelings for Sark will be shot to shit if we lose to fucking Arkansas, I don't care how many starters they have back.

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

https://twitter.com/CoachChoate_MSU

 

Still waiting for Texas to officially announce the hire, but looks like he's in.

 
He changed the '_MSU' to 'UT'.
 

 

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9 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Arkansas will be returning 19/22 starters ( lose QB Franks, RB Boyd, and DT).  First 2 games aren't going to be easy.

Never forget.

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18 hours ago, texifornia said:

Sorry Huff, we're a Ferrari school now

 

That's how you know were deep in the game. Instead of F250's we're giving our Ferrari's now. Hell yeah and Hook Em brothers!

I’m told the new Longhorn staff is settling into a bit of a routine.

The mornings are reserved for football. In the afternoon, the focus of the staff turns to recruiting.

On both offense and defense, the coaches are beginning installation of basic and core packages to the coaching staff. It’s important for each assistant to grasp exactly what it is the leaders of each side of the ball (Sarkisian and Kwiatkowski) are going to be running and teaching when spring ball starts.

In recruiting, we continue to see Texas make up for lost time on the recruiting trail. Multiple new scholarship offers for the class of 2022 have gone out in the last week, with new ones coming every day, and coaches also trying to establish and build relationships with multiple players.

None of this should come as a surprise. But I feel like it’s interesting how Sarkisian has largely decided to split the work day into two parts. It shows a strong emphasis on recruiting in the off-season and is something that Nick Saban also does with his staff.

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I’m told there continues to be discussions around scholarship numbers by position within the staff room.

Suffice to say, Sarkisian and multiple coaches are unhappy, not with the talent on the roster but with the number of scholarships allotted to each position.

For example, there are more scholarship receivers on campus than there are offensive linemen or defensive linemen. It’s one of the reasons why we’ve seen Texas push for more DLs early in the coaching transition.

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Even with transfer running back Eric Gray off to Oklahoma, do not be surprised if Texas attempts to sign another transfer at RB for depth purposes. I’m not sure how many people caught Gerry Hamilton’s comment yesterday about Texas having interest in Michigan transfer Zach Charbonnet.
5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

That's how you know were deep in the game. Instead of F250's we're giving our Ferrari's now. Hell yeah and Hook Em brothers!

You say that as if recruits would prefer Ferraris to F250s. 

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8 hours ago, wood said:
 
He changed the '_MSU' to 'UT'.
 

 

I see myself as a billionaire playboy.  How do I go about living my life that way without the money?

19 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I see myself as a billionaire playboy.  How do I go about living my life that way without the money?

Move to a third world country.

15 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

So we're just getting his ass?  The rest of him is staying in Nashville?


Monell’s addiction is serious bidness. 
 

 

 

12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Arkansas will be returning 19/22 starters ( lose QB Franks, RB Boyd, and DT).  First 2 games aren't going to be easy.

 

 

Sorry Huff, we're a Ferrari school now
 

Stanley Richard was once asked what car he drives. Without missing a beat he replied, “Sheriff’s gotta ride a mustang!”
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Round 1, Pick 2: Texas (Danny)

Here we see the Steve Sarkisian hype in full effect as Danny buys in on the idea that we could see some real steps forward in the first years of this new era in Austin. Casey Thompson's bowl performance was mentioned as a notable reason for excitement on the field, along with Bijan Robinson's projected ascension to stardom as a featured weapon in Sarkisian's offense. Texas has been able to assemble a strong staff of assistant coaches and the roster is certainly talented enough to compete against Oklahoma in the Big 12, so now we wait to see if Sark can accomplish what no Texas coach has done since Mack Brown in 2009: win the conference championship. 

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/these-eight-teams-are-next-in-line-to-make-their-first-college-football-playoff-appearance/

8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Offseason Kool-Aid is best Kool-Aid.

Well, I’m mixing a few fingers of Tito’s in mine.

15 minutes ago, Machinator said:

75% Cal in the S&C assistants. Becton evidently relocated much if not all his team. Well, I know they were tough and rugged for what we normally think of Cal. Saw them upset PK's UW in 2018 and 2019. (btw it wasn't the Husky defense that failed.)  That and sweeping UT in 15 and 16. 

11 minutes ago, Nowhichski said:

75% Cal in the S&C assistants. Becton evidently relocated much if not all his team. Well, I know they were tough and rugged for what we normally think of Cal. Saw them upset PK's UW in 2018 and 2019. (btw it wasn't the Husky defense that failed.)  That and sweeping UT in 15 and 16. 

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22 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Say hello to our next Heisman winning RB. The field will one day be named Campbell-Williams-Robinson field. 

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On 1/27/2021 at 12:20 PM, texifornia said:

 

great...squid took over texas twitter.... fuck   now ill never understand texas football again.  

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1 minute ago, Eugene11 said:

great...squid took over texas twitter.... fuck   now ill never understand texas football again.  

Bijan is #5

Hook 'em

"All Gas No Brakes"

Come on man, be smarter

Bijan is #5
Hook 'em
"All Gas No Brakes"
Come on man, be smarter
Ben Roethlisberger wants to talk to you.
2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Well, I’m mixing a few fingers of Tito’s in mine.

Kinda ironic, I’m using a few fingers to mix in my Tito’s

23 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

Gotdamn. Maybe his 6th year of eligibility is where he finally settles into his true destiny at LB. His brother seems pretty good at it.

How many years of eligibility does his sister have?

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We need to help him up his twitter background game. Hope he’s not too defensive about it. 
 

 

23 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Say hello to our next Heisman winning RB. The field will one day be named Campbell-Williams-Robinson field. 

 

So Jamaal Charles says hello. 
 

Anyone got a line into Okafor’s ear? Have him put a bug in Reid’s ear to pick up Bijan. kthxbai. 
 

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

You're a smart bot, TARS. Notice anyone expected that is missing? 

Also, everyone remember that part where Nahlin kept pushing the narrative that there would be two leads on the S&C side, just like Bama? Yeah, that was just as much bullshit as his "we're hearing it's Golding, and he'll be announced following the national title game" silliness that he fashioned out of whole cloth.

9 hours ago, BornOrange said:

Move to a third world country.

I would have expected more love for this.

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