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That's LB/DE Derrick Harris (who was also a swimmer in high school, hence the Speedo bag)

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That's LB/DE Derrick Harris (who was also a swimmer in high school, hence the Speedo bag)

I didn’t know Harris was a swimmer. That’s an athletic combo you don’t see every day.
7 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


I didn’t know Harris was a swimmer. That’s an athletic combo you don’t see every day.

He should have an elite swim move at least. 

For whatever else people want to say about Sark, he strikes me as an anti-Tom Herman that he comes across genuine and humble.
It's going to make calling for him to get fired in two years a bit harder.
naaaaaaw

Kurt Bowls column today listed a bunch of no-brainer do’s & don’ts, including a do that said he should suck the AAS sports “reporters” tiny dicks.

My apologies for reading that fuckstick’s screed.

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He’s hitting all the right notes so far.  

1 minute ago, SDG said:

He’s hitting all the right notes so far.  

Dude coached at Washington and USC and then as OC at Bama. He knows which backs he needs to scratch to succeed at upper-tier P5 programs.

This morning, new Texas coach Steve Sarkisian held a Zoom call where all former Texas football lettermen were invited.

I’ve received some immediate feedback from the meeting.

A couple of notes:

- when asked about players opting out, Sark replied, “let’s call it what it is - quitting.”

- spent some time discussing the importance of all three phases of the game. Feels like Texas has to win on offense, defense and special teams.

- relayed that he felt like former Texas QB Major Applewhite, who was an analyst at Alabama this year, would spend at least one season as offensive coordinator at South Alabama.

- said he has to develop players once they get to campus but that process actually starts by explaining to those same players that star ratings and rankings no longer matter at the college level. Each player starts fresh when they get to college.

- went on to explain that his feeling is team’s need to try to be one unit, not a collection of individuals.

We should have more about this call in the next 24 hours as we speak to more of its participants.
30 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:


- when asked about players opting out, Sark replied, “let’s call it what it is - quitting.”
 

Amen brother. 

33 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Feels like Texas has to win on offense, defense and special teams.

I'm not sure Herman ever understood the special teams part. 

2 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Amen brother. 

agreed but not gonna go over well with the "bidness decision" folks

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

I'm not sure Herman ever understood the special teams part. 

are you kidding?  he had a fake punt play where his back up punter had a receiver progression.  you don't do that unless you know how to coach special teams.

5 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

are you kidding?  he had a fake punt play where his back up punter had a receiver progression.  you don't do that unless you know how to coach special teams.

He also had no sense of how to manage risk, which accounts for that call itself and all the other stupid decisions that cost himself games.  I mean if he just fucking kicks a field goal in that game he’s probably still here, despite everyone saying he was gone after OU.   Or if he just does the simple calculation that he has a better chance to beat OU with one 2 point try versus full up match play against Lincoln Riley. 

19 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

He also had no sense of how to manage risk, which accounts for that call itself and all the other stupid decisions that cost himself games.  I mean if he just fucking kicks a field goal in that game he’s probably still here, despite everyone saying he was gone after OU.   Or if he just does the simple calculation that he has a better chance to beat OU with one 2 point try versus full up match play against Lincoln Riley. 

yep.  I think he was gone because of off the field stuff but you are correct that it would have been very hard to fire him if he makes the big 12 champ game.  the pic of CDC smiling after the ISU loss seems much clearer to me now.

agreed but not gonna go over well with the "bidness decision" folks
fuck them
15 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Haha, I think it's time to give Sark 24 hours to get some rest. Dude looks like he hasn't slept since he tore OSU a new asshole.

6 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

went on to explain that his feeling is team’s need to try to be one unit, not a collection of individuals.

So Tuesday he tells Craig Way the one thing about the team that caught his attention was the cohesion amongst the team. Can't be good if 2 days later he saying this...

8 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

man i miss college.

Me too, man. So much so, I'm going back this fall 🤘

Sark is hitting the media circuit like he’s about to drop an album next week. 

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23 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

So Tuesday he tells Craig Way the one thing about the team that caught his attention was the cohesion amongst the team. Can't be good if 2 days later he saying this...

Me too, man. So much so, I'm going back this fall 🤘

He's saying that teams generally need to be one unit,  not that UT's isn't. 

33 minutes ago, BigHorn'13 said:

So Tuesday he tells Craig Way the one thing about the team that caught his attention was the cohesion amongst the team. Can't be good if 2 days later he saying this...

Me too, man. So much so, I'm going back this fall 🤘

I never left. 

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1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

*aggy

(to preempt Phlegm)

But seriously, that tweet had me chortling.

On 1/11/2021 at 6:42 AM, dingleberryswitzer said:

Anyone have a good article or YT video breaking down the Sark offense?  I'm not a big XO guy but I try my best to understand stuff like that.  

Here's one about the Championship Game.
 

 

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

He's saying that teams generally need to be one unit,  not that UT's isn't. 

If that's what he meant, ok. Just thought the the two are contradictory. @Burt Macklintaking this shit a little too serious right now 

Ingram regressed so hard this year, it was really shocking. Went from 134 yards, two scores, and 8.3 ypc against Utah in 2019 to fumbling his way to the bench four games into 2020.

Wish I knew what happened. Looking at the Alamo Bowl highlights now, he looks like a completely different player.

Dan Patrick interview 

 

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