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    There are longstanding rumors that Chip Brown is your typical old school sports reporter. By that, I mean he's allegedly a degenerate gambler and alcoholic. There's a longstanding rumor that Chip

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51 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Live look at Sark:

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12 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

I like this guy.

30 minutes ago, Snacks said:

Kendra Scott has the crazy eyes.

Mrs. Sark, tho...

eyes? it's the whole face

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10 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Comparing these two's eyes and smiles, I'm pretty sure Kendra now follows Mrs. Sark on facebook, twitter, instagram, tiktok, snapchat, and social media platforms that Mrs. Sark didn't even know she was on.

3 hours ago, Viper said:

eyes? it's the whole face

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Yes, Mrs. Sark is not difficult to look at.

Scott gives me the heebie-jeebies. Like, I'm not sure I could drink away those eyes. Shit, you know that movie, the one where Glenn Close killed the rabbit. Hard pass.

If Kendra had anything to do with Herman getting shitcanned she can do whatever the fuck she wants to do. 

6 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

If Kendra had anything to do with Herman getting shitcanned she can do whatever the fuck she wants to do. 

Including but not limited to sitting on my face.

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Some """"""Texas Fans"""""""

20 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

God I do love Michelle. Hook'em!

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25 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Why even tweet this? A few comments on a tweet don’t represent everyone’s opinions. I didn’t even know what this was about until I had to ask a friend. She’s making it worse by dragging it back into the news.

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4 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Why even tweet this? A few comments on a tweet don’t represent everyone’s opinions. I didn’t even know what this was about until I had to ask a friend. She’s making it worse by dragging it back into the news.

Same reason she did the radio host stuff. She’s a thin skinned bitch just like her husband. She’d be better off just shutting the fuck up, cooking, cleaning, and laying there while getting plowed by her dog shit head coach of a husband. 

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7 minutes ago, Goodman said:

God I do love Michelle. Hook'em!

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Ask her about Chicago

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 


 

Used in a sentence: “We’re going to railroad the fuck out of ou.”

6 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Ask her about Chicago

Hmm, not sure chicagoland would be the topic of choice. In this case, a compliment might provide more benefits.

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25 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Same reason she did the radio host stuff. She’s a thin skinned bitch just like her husband. She’d be better off just shutting the fuck up, cooking, cleaning, and laying there while getting plowed by her dog shit head coach of a husband. 

Cooking and cleaning?  What kind of demographic are you envisioning?

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Some """"""Texas Fans"""""""

I think Michelle made an honest mistake. She said TX, not Texas. TX is a damn good bourbon and I'm sure Tom / Kendra have been putting some away recently. TX has been front and center on Michelle's mind. It's ruined her life, TX has. Damn the bourbon and bourbon drinkers!

44 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Same reason she did the radio host stuff. She’s a thin skinned bitch just like her husband. She’d be better off just shutting the fuck up, cooking, cleaning, and laying there while getting plowed by her dog shit head coach of a husband. 

You probably don't have a wife or a daughter speaking like this. Treat women with respect, man. All she is doing is defending her family. 

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44 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Same reason she did the radio host stuff. She’s a thin skinned bitch just like her husband. She’d be better off just shutting the fuck up, cooking, cleaning, and laying there while getting plowed by her dog shit head coach of a husband. 

BO&W is an incel confirmed. 

40 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Same reason she did the radio host stuff. She’s a thin skinned bitch just like her husband. She’d be better off just shutting the fuck up, cooking, cleaning, and laying there while getting plowed by her dog shit head coach of a husband. 

Oh, so you're an actual, queso gargling, limp dick incel. Got it. Go fuck yourself.

45 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Same reason she did the radio host stuff. She’s a thin skinned bitch just like her husband. She’d be better off just shutting the fuck up, cooking, cleaning, and laying there while getting plowed by her dog shit head coach of a husband. 

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1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Pin on pewds sticke

Are you seriously posting a picture of a Twitch streamer to say another man isn't masculine enough? Because yiiiiiikes

People who know this terminology and flaunt memes and gifs to it's effect definitely don't have incel boards in their browser history. Definitely not. Definitely not on 4chan. No way.

Just now, Ricky's one-hitter said:

People who know this terminology and flaunt memes and gifs to it's effect definitely don't have incel boards in their browser history. Definitely not. Definitely not on 4chan. No way.

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5 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

"yOU'rE tHe LoWeSt Of ThE LoW"

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Based on his posts in this thread, I would be willing to bet this a pretty accurate depiction of him. 

57 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Same reason she did the radio host stuff. She’s a thin skinned bitch just like her husband. She’d be better off just shutting the fuck up, cooking, cleaning, and laying there while getting plowed by her dog shit head coach of a husband. 

You thought this was a good idea to post, did you? 

I feel like there's great odds we're about to see someone use Beta or Cuck or both on this thread unironically. 

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

You thought this was a good idea to post, did you? 

I feel like there's great odds we're about to see someone use Beta or Cuck or both on this thread unironically. 

Literally his first response to being called out. lulz

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