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5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Oklahoma State is going to be dog shit. so will TCU. 

brushing off any game against TCU, no matter the quality of the garbage they are running out against us, shows some serious fucking ignorance. 

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9 minutes ago, futureman said:

brushing off any game against TCU, no matter the quality of the garbage they are running out against us, shows some serious fucking ignorance. 

Cockroaches 

20 minutes ago, futureman said:

brushing off any game against TCU, no matter the quality of the garbage they are running out against us, shows some serious fucking ignorance. 

We don’t have the two ignorant prior head coaches. 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

We don’t have the two ignorant prior head coaches. 

Sark hasn’t won a game yet. he coordinated a great offense that won a national title. kinda like the last guy...

Just now, futureman said:

Sark hasn’t won a game yet. he coordinated a great offense that won a national title. kinda like the last guy...

So he’s undefeated still. Lol

 

battered wife syndrome is strong within you. 
 

We ain’t losing

14 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

battered wife syndrome is strong within you. 

You've spelt fist incorrectly.

hard to kill. 
Easy to kill, hard to eradicate. As long as fat Pat's ticker is still ticking they will be a pain in our ass.
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The backbone of those Crimson Tide teams will be the 2021 recruiting class, an all-time record-breaking haul that includes the No. 1 quarterback, No. 1 running back, No. 1 receiver, No. 1 offensive tackle, No. 1 center and No. 1 linebacker in the state of Texas.

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17 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Nice try, Bijan

first guy I think about?....easy!....Earl,Tommy Nobis,Vince....who else yo got?

seriously....the guy we ought to all think about first is James Street. NOBODY delivered under pressure like he did....

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5 hours ago, futureman said:
hard to kill. 

Easy to kill, hard to eradicate. As long as fat Pat's ticker is still ticking they will be a pain in our ass.

He’s gonna go out like Elvis. 

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On 5/18/2021 at 11:15 AM, Machinator said:

Texas-OU will be on ESPN/ABC for the first time since 2017. No kickoff time announced yet.

 

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12 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Better be ready early in conference play-- @tcu/ou/okie lite tough stretch

Texas Longhorns Schedule 2021

Regular Season
DATE OPPONENT TIME TV  
Sat, 9/4
vsULUL
TBD    
Sat, 9/11
@ARKARK
6:00 PM
 
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Sat, 9/18
vsRICERICE
TBD    
Sat, 9/25
vsTTUTTU
TBD    
Sat, 10/2
@TCUTCU
TBD    
Sat, 10/9
vsOUOU *
TBD    
Sat, 10/16
vsOKSTOKST
TBD    
Sat, 10/30
@BAYBAY
TBD    
Sat, 11/6
@ISUISU
TBD    
Sat, 11/13
vsKUKU
TBD    
Sat, 11/20
@WVUWVU
TBD    
Sat, 11/27
vsKSUKSU
TBD    
 

* Game played at neutral location

 

SIAP...  @satyanash will love this optimism 😋

Sark won’t get a honeymoon at Texas

By Zach Barnett -   May 20, 2021

 

Season will be determined before the bye week

21 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Season will be determined before the bye week

We will know a lot by then, but the Iowa State game should have a big impact.

On 5/21/2021 at 11:27 AM, Dbeasy said:

If they go to home and home on Texas/OU I will make it my life’s work to destroy whoever was responsible for it. 

I second this. There will be pain as a result.

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On 5/21/2021 at 11:27 AM, Dbeasy said:

If they go to home and home on Texas/OU I will make it my life’s work to destroy whoever was responsible for it. one direction GIF

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you ever thought about running for office?

I don’t think he ever would. But if CDC ever thought about taking Texas OU from the cotton bowl, the response should be like soccer recently had when they announced a super league.
 

Fuck that. It’s one of the best traditions in sports. You don’t just throw that away.

 

10 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

*Card’s

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*competition

On 5/22/2021 at 3:28 PM, Zeus said:

I was on campus for the Vince/Colt era, so it should be them, but right now today the first to come to mind was Sam. Sam WAS our team's identity for the last four years.

Obviously I hope Sark finds a way to be more consistent and get us to that next level where we're regularly contending for conference championships and playoff berths, but overall I did not hate the Tom Herman era and I think Herman and Sam were in some ways a perfect match for each other, which was lucky because neither one of them chose the other. Say what you will about Tom Herman, and there's a lot there to criticize, but throughout his career he has consistently gotten impressive production out of QBs with significant limitations. JT Barrett, Braxton Miller, Cardale Jones, Greg Ward, and Sam Ehlinger were not guys with elite ability, but the constant threat of QB Power clearly makes life hard for a defense and creates opportunities that a less-polished QB can take advantage of.

I understand firing Herman, especially if the powers that be really believe Sark is the future and didn't want to lose the opportunity, but I don't understand nobody snapping him up as an OC or even HC. Like if I was running things at Tennessee I would've gladly picked up a clearance-priced Tom Herman if my best alternative was Josh Heupel. I still feel like Herman could stroll into most G5s, out-recruit the rest of the conference, and have them good enough to knock off ranked teams a couple times a season and whip ass in a bowl game (even if they would get inexplicable losses to dogshit teams a couple times a season too). Surely he would've been a solid choice for a place like Boise State, who instead hired a guy with no HC experience and a 4-3 record in his one season as a coordinator?

9 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

I was on campus for the Vince/Colt era, so it should be them, but right now today the first to come to mind was Sam. Sam WAS our team's identity for the last four years.

You say that like it's a Good Thing™.

18 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

I was on campus for the Vince/Colt era, so it should be them, but right now today the first to come to mind was Sam. Sam WAS our team's identity for the last four years.

Obviously I hope Sark finds a way to be more consistent and get us to that next level where we're regularly contending for conference championships and playoff berths, but overall I did not hate the Tom Herman era and I think Herman and Sam were in some ways a perfect match for each other, which was lucky because neither one of them chose the other. Say what you will about Tom Herman, and there's a lot there to criticize, but throughout his career he has consistently gotten impressive production out of QBs with significant limitations. JT Barrett, Braxton Miller, Cardale Jones, Greg Ward, and Sam Ehlinger were not guys with elite ability, but the constant threat of QB Power clearly makes life hard for a defense and creates opportunities that a less-polished QB can take advantage of.

I understand firing Herman, especially if the powers that be really believe Sark is the future and didn't want to lose the opportunity, but I don't understand nobody snapping him up as an OC or even HC. Like if I was running things at Tennessee I would've gladly picked up a clearance-priced Tom Herman if my best alternative was Josh Heupel. I still feel like Herman could stroll into most G5s, out-recruit the rest of the conference, and have them good enough to knock off ranked teams a couple times a season and whip ass in a bowl game (even if they would get inexplicable losses to dogshit teams a couple times a season too). Surely he would've been a solid choice for a place like Boise State, who instead hired a guy with no HC experience and a 4-3 record in his one season as a coordinator?

Is this sarcasm?

20 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

I was on campus for the Vince/Colt era, so it should be them, but right now today the first to come to mind was Sam. Sam WAS our team's identity for the last four years.

Obviously I hope Sark finds a way to be more consistent and get us to that next level where we're regularly contending for conference championships and playoff berths, but overall I did not hate the Tom Herman era and I think Herman and Sam were in some ways a perfect match for each other, which was lucky because neither one of them chose the other. Say what you will about Tom Herman, and there's a lot there to criticize, but throughout his career he has consistently gotten impressive production out of QBs with significant limitations. JT Barrett, Braxton Miller, Cardale Jones, Greg Ward, and Sam Ehlinger were not guys with elite ability, but the constant threat of QB Power clearly makes life hard for a defense and creates opportunities that a less-polished QB can take advantage of.

I understand firing Herman, especially if the powers that be really believe Sark is the future and didn't want to lose the opportunity, but I don't understand nobody snapping him up as an OC or even HC. Like if I was running things at Tennessee I would've gladly picked up a clearance-priced Tom Herman if my best alternative was Josh Heupel. I still feel like Herman could stroll into most G5s, out-recruit the rest of the conference, and have them good enough to knock off ranked teams a couple times a season and whip ass in a bowl game (even if they would get inexplicable losses to dogshit teams a couple times a season too). Surely he would've been a solid choice for a place like Boise State, who instead hired a guy with no HC experience and a 4-3 record in his one season as a coordinator?

LMAO

2 minutes ago, justhookit said:

Is this sarcasm?

Perhaps not intentionally... /doubtbenefit

28 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

I was on campus for the Vince/Colt era, so it should be them, but right now today the first to come to mind was Sam. Sam WAS our team's identity for the last four years.

Obviously I hope Sark finds a way to be more consistent and get us to that next level where we're regularly contending for conference championships and playoff berths, but overall I did not hate the Tom Herman era and I think Herman and Sam were in some ways a perfect match for each other, which was lucky because neither one of them chose the other. Say what you will about Tom Herman, and there's a lot there to criticize, but throughout his career he has consistently gotten impressive production out of QBs with significant limitations. JT Barrett, Braxton Miller, Cardale Jones, Greg Ward, and Sam Ehlinger were not guys with elite ability, but the constant threat of QB Power clearly makes life hard for a defense and creates opportunities that a less-polished QB can take advantage of.

I understand firing Herman, especially if the powers that be really believe Sark is the future and didn't want to lose the opportunity, but I don't understand nobody snapping him up as an OC or even HC. Like if I was running things at Tennessee I would've gladly picked up a clearance-priced Tom Herman if my best alternative was Josh Heupel. I still feel like Herman could stroll into most G5s, out-recruit the rest of the conference, and have them good enough to knock off ranked teams a couple times a season and whip ass in a bowl game (even if they would get inexplicable losses to dogshit teams a couple times a season too). Surely he would've been a solid choice for a place like Boise State, who instead hired a guy with no HC experience and a 4-3 record in his one season as a coordinator?

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6 minutes ago, justhookit said:

Is this sarcasm?

No? I didn't say he's the greatest, but his resume is objectively way better than the hires some places made. A guy who was always a position coach before going 4-3 in one season as a coordinator vs. a Broyles award/national championship winning OC who is 54-22 as a HC with a couple of NY6 bowl wins in there?

2 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

No? I didn't say he's the greatest, but his resume is objectively way better than the hires some places made. A guy who was always a position coach before going 4-3 in one season as a coordinator vs. a Broyles award/national championship winning OC who is 54-22 as a HC with a couple of NY6 bowl wins in there?

LMAOOOOOOOOO

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9 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

No? I didn't say he's the greatest, but his resume is objectively way better than the hires some places made. A guy who was always a position coach before going 4-3 in one season as a coordinator vs. a Broyles award/national championship winning OC who is 54-22 as a HC with a couple of NY6 bowl wins in there?

Without extenuating circumstances, you're totally right. Resume looks a lot better than a tub of lard like Heupel. But he's just suuuch a douche, with off-field issues, who clearly needs some time to get his mind right. Dude looked gaunt and unhealthy at the Alamo Bowl.

There's also the thought (not sure how true this is) that Herman wanted to get out of the college game after flaming out here, or at least see if the NFL ranks suited him.

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Sark seems to know his stuff about play calling and film analysis. He’s almost as knowledgeable as Ian Boyd. 

3 hours ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

I was on campus for the Vince/Colt era, so it should be them, but right now today the first to come to mind was Sam. Sam WAS our team's identity for the last four years.

Obviously I hope Sark finds a way to be more consistent and get us to that next level where we're regularly contending for conference championships and playoff berths, but overall I did not hate the Tom Herman era and I think Herman and Sam were in some ways a perfect match for each other, which was lucky because neither one of them chose the other. Say what you will about Tom Herman, and there's a lot there to criticize, but throughout his career he has consistently gotten impressive production out of QBs with significant limitations. JT Barrett, Braxton Miller, Cardale Jones, Greg Ward, and Sam Ehlinger were not guys with elite ability, but the constant threat of QB Power clearly makes life hard for a defense and creates opportunities that a less-polished QB can take advantage of.

I understand firing Herman, especially if the powers that be really believe Sark is the future and didn't want to lose the opportunity, but I don't understand nobody snapping him up as an OC or even HC. Like if I was running things at Tennessee I would've gladly picked up a clearance-priced Tom Herman if my best alternative was Josh Heupel. I still feel like Herman could stroll into most G5s, out-recruit the rest of the conference, and have them good enough to knock off ranked teams a couple times a season and whip ass in a bowl game (even if they would get inexplicable losses to dogshit teams a couple times a season too). Surely he would've been a solid choice for a place like Boise State, who instead hired a guy with no HC experience and a 4-3 record in his one season as a coordinator?

How many wrong things can I include in one single post? Well let me see.

26 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

How many wrong things can I include in one single post? Well let me see.

list a few. 

Season will be determined before the bye week

You know I didn’t notice we don’t have a bye week before OU this year. I feel like there’s usually one in there at some point before then. Maybe I’m just crazy. At least there’s Rice.
3 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Sark seems to know his stuff about play calling and film analysis. He’s almost as knowledgeable as Ian Boyd. 

A lot more concise

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I was on campus for the Vince/Colt era, so it should be them, but right now today the first to come to mind was Sam. Sam WAS our team's identity for the last four years.
Obviously I hope Sark finds a way to be more consistent and get us to that next level where we're regularly contending for conference championships and playoff berths, but overall I did not hate the Tom Herman era and I think Herman and Sam were in some ways a perfect match for each other, which was lucky because neither one of them chose the other. Say what you will about Tom Herman, and there's a lot there to criticize, but throughout his career he has consistently gotten impressive production out of QBs with significant limitations. JT Barrett, Braxton Miller, Cardale Jones, Greg Ward, and Sam Ehlinger were not guys with elite ability, but the constant threat of QB Power clearly makes life hard for a defense and creates opportunities that a less-polished QB can take advantage of.
I understand firing Herman, especially if the powers that be really believe Sark is the future and didn't want to lose the opportunity, but I don't understand nobody snapping him up as an OC or even HC. Like if I was running things at Tennessee I would've gladly picked up a clearance-priced Tom Herman if my best alternative was Josh Heupel. I still feel like Herman could stroll into most G5s, out-recruit the rest of the conference, and have them good enough to knock off ranked teams a couple times a season and whip ass in a bowl game (even if they would get inexplicable losses to dogshit teams a couple times a season too). Surely he would've been a solid choice for a place like Boise State, who instead hired a guy with no HC experience and a 4-3 record in his one season as a coordinator?

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1 hour ago, Viper said:

If you're reduced to repping futureman, consider your argument lost. 

so you can’t list any either. and then you resort to personal attacks. I feel sorry for you. 

14 hours ago, Machinator said:

There's also the thought (not sure how true this is) that Herman wanted to get out of the college game after flaming out here, or at least see if the NFL ranks suited him.

Probably a good idea if he doesn't believe in momentum. The NFL is also more suited for the "win by not losing" idea where execution and ball control trump big plays

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Probably a good idea if he doesn't believe in momentum. The NFL is also more suited for the "win by not losing" idea where execution and ball control trump big plays

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